Papa Cap

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Meme from Lord of the Rings with Merry and Pippin. Text says But what about second trade. They are wearing Astros hats.
Soccer field with a rainbow in the background.
Edward Norton shirtless in Fight Club beating up Jared Leto.
Burger with a soccer patterned bun.
A brown anole. Basically a scaly brown lizard.
Scooby and Doo Fred villain reveal showing him pulling off Christian Walker mask to reveal Jose Abreu.
A sea foam light green soccer jersey for France with a rooster emblem.
Gif from Bill and Ted showing Napoleon bowling poorly and yelling shit several times.
Les incompetent from Home Alone.
Radar map showing heavy rain.
Andrew Curry @hulkrunning.bsk... • 17m The #Astros with a Christian at positions 1, 2, and 3. And on a Sunday, to boot. 1 4 •• • Pat O'Malley @pat3363.bsky.social WTF are you babbling about? 1-2-3 means pitcher, catcher, 1st base. What do you know about players' religions? And wtf business is it of anyone's? 2:07 PM • Jul 12, 2026
Video of Big Boy steam locomotive.
Statue of Jesus on the cross but he’s like super jacked.
A small brown tabby cat sitting on the ground looking at the camera.
From Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure: Napoleon flailing down a water slide.
The most ridiculous polo shirt ever made. Where to begin… hyper USA themed with red and white flag stripes running at an angle on one lower side. Lots of stars opposite. Exploding fireworks. A giant 250. Some kind of eagle flag emblem. Each sleeve has a flag with 1776-2026 under it. It’s over the top right wing shit.
Soccer player laying on the ground with um, something sticking out up in his pants.
Elijah Craig 15 year single barrel.
Hamilton meme The World Turned Upside Down.
A USMNT home jersey with red and white wavy stripes and a blue v neck collar and blue trimmed sleeves. The USA soccer emblem is on the left side.
Gif from Dazed and Confused when school is released and a teacher is taking to the kids as they leave about what they’re really celebrating on the Fourth of July.
Results from an online survey showing I’m 88% woke, 64% neo-Luddite, 58% doomer, and 84% Davos, thus on-par with Zohran Mamdani.
A beautiful old live oak is in the distance with two pines in the foreground.
A lone pine stands in front of a cleared piece of land covered in dirt that used to be a field with a beautiful old live oak. Cleared for a fucking neighborhood.
Gif of Mike Meyers dressed in Scottish attire in an SNL skit saying “If it’s not Scottish it’s crap”
A white framed picture of Bob from Bob’s Burgers. Around the picture it says Happy Father’s Day.
A USMNT soccer polo. It has a white background with a blue color and on the sleeves. Scattered around the jersey are illustrated blue soccer players with pointy hair and the USA soccer emblems and USMNT writing.
Bad Ronaldo bust.
Flash flood alert in my phone: Emergency Alert now National Weather Service: A FLASH FLOOD WARNING is in effect for this area until 1:30 PM CDT. This is a dangerous and life-threatening situation. Do not attempt to travel unless you are fleeing an area subject to flooding or under an evacuation order.
Shot showing Jeremy Pena striking out by chasing bad pitches.
Guy in yellow suit behind tree looking excited meme.
Upside down bottle of Lagavulin 12 scotch.
Bottle of Lagavulin 12 year scotch.
Dune font Probably Bowels is Loose
Book cover of The Fireballer by Mark Stevens. Title is in black cursive with clouds in the background.
OG Nintendo Golf game cover showing a pixelated Super Mario looking dude in a red hat, shirt, and shoes with black pants about to hit a golf ball.
Wild Hogs movie poster showing the cast dressed in leather jackets and dark shirts.
An AI depiction of Astros player Jose Altuve modeling an orange jersey. It’s terrible
A chubby brown and black tabby cat laying on his back on a chair covered in a yellow and white quilt. He is deep asleep and his mouth is partially open showing teeth, and his eyes are also slightly open making him look like an idiot tbh.
Screenshot of a Jose Altuve at-bat showing him strike out looking despite two pitches being balls but called strikes.
Meme cartoon of two kids in school. One wearing an Astros hat gives the other wearing a Rangers hat a note. On a second frame it shows the Rangers kid holding the note open. It says Fuck The Rangers, and he’s looking back at the other kid with an angry face.
Side view of stage from concert showing the band warming up under blue lights.
Picture of a Canon camera display showing a picture from a My Morning Jacket concert. Jim James is on the right side with a guitar and blue lights streaming down from above.
Cover of video game Forbidden Forest. A shirtless white man is pointing a bow and arrow at the sky. A large bird’s talons are visible coming down. There are bees and spiders and other creatures in front of a forest silhouette.
Rob (John Cusack) from the movie High Fidelity talking on the phone and writing something down.
A Swatch watch chronograph with red and blue dials, a round orange frame and band, with a light grey border, and NASA written on one band.
Jacob Misiorowski rookie baseball card.
Me as a teen wearing a green army field jacket and blue pants with Doc Marten boots and a knit hat holding a remote control car in one hand and a black and white cat named Bunky in the other. She is clearly not wanting to be held and looks as if her life is in danger, stretched back and looking ready to jump. I have a menacing look on my face.
David Gray in all denim outfit and white shoes playing guitar onstage.
Kip from Napoleon Dynamite with a dumb confused look on his face.
Steve Irwin with a koala bear on his shoulder and a quote bubble under him.
Picture of Karoline Leavitt’s bland-ass Thanksgiving spread. Turkey, rolls, and elbow pasta all looking boring and tasteless as fuck.
Dune logo with Probably Bowels is Loose in Dune font.
Orange and blue low top Converse Chuck Taylors. Outside and inside canvas are blue. Tongue, trim, and stitching are orange.
Illustrated picture of a student with an Astros hat handing a student with a Rangers hat a note. In a separate frame he reads the note that says Fuck the Rangers and he scowls.
Vinyl cover of Roy Buchanan’s self titled album. Picture of him from the side playing guitar with a black background.
The Burger King logo with red words between two buns but it says Finger Licking Good. Underneath in parenthesis it says Like your mom.