Tim Sylvester

@timsylvester.com

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Make bots pay you. https://paynpoint.net Amateurish writer, chef, landscape, architecture, food photog. Struggling comedian. 5x entrepreneur, elec & comp engineer.

An email from the Mid Continent Public Library reads "FREE Headshots at the Library! Don't Miss!"
A headline reads "For the 1st time ever, a person who uses a wheelchair will fly to space"
A brief AI exchange where the user asks if the AI knows what day it is, and the AI answers, "Yes, I can provide the current day. Today is [insert current day]."
JD Vance is a fat little boy with a lollypop
Elon Musk shared a tweet suggesting that Mexican billionaire Carlos Slim might have ties to criminal groups. Slim responded by canceling all business collaborations with Starlink in Latin America - costing Musk over $7 billion. Slim took it a step further, announcing he would shift his planned $22 billion investment with Starlink over the next five years to Chinese and European companies instead. Beyond the financial blow, Musk lost his key business partner across 25 countries.
Jake the Dog says "Dude, sucking at something is the first step towards being sort of good at something."
Elon Musk, Steve Bannon, and some other loser give Nazi salutes
A white porcelain cup of chai on a plate filled with blueberries
Scene from Super Troopers. Captain O'Hagan is wearing a denim shirt and jeans. Farva says "You look like the chairman, president, and CEO of Levi Strauss!"
A decision tree explaining when to do paid marketing
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Matthew Mcconaughey smoking and looking horrified from Interstellar
Corned beef with roast potatoes and carrots on top of charred cabbage with a dollop of mustard.
A white ceramic bowl with a blue rim holds shell pasta coated with tomato meat sauce.
A purple, pink, and golden sky over a dark urban horizon.
Close up of a slice of blueberry cheesecake
Marge grimacing while someone shows her their phone
A rainbow over a lifeguard's chair on Ala Moana beach looking south to Waikiki
A jalapeno pepper looks like the Grinch
A light blue sky with a large band of cloud crossing it. Below, palm trees. The sun peeks between them on its way down.
A slice of homemade strawberry cheesecake on a stolen PF Changs plate.
Bright sunshine on chairs set out for a presentation under palm trees with soft clouds and a light blue sky.
A girl looks confused with the caption "When I make an excuse and the person comes up with solutions"
An array of water bottles on a time line marked "You are here"
Pink flowers blossom on the corner of a townhouse in San Francisco
A pan of pepperoni pizza
Colorado valley near Garden of the Gods. The bottom third is rolling grassland with scattered pine trees. A ribbon of mountains divides the land from the sky. The intense blue sky is powdered with fluffy white clouds.
A skeleton points a gun at the camera saying "Dear math why don't you solve your own problems".
Looking north east at Nessebar from the pier. Nessebar, Bulgaria, on the coast of the Black Sea. UNESCO World Heritage site.
Masala chai in a white mug on a granite counter
Jon Arbuckle laying out facts
A roast turkey leg, Hennessey glaze, topped with crawfish mac'n'cheese, from Turkey Leg Hut in Houston.
Sunset over Oahu north shore across the ocean. A ribbon of clouds obscures the sun and its golden carriage. The right is light blue, the center violet. The top of the image is banded clouds over dark blue.