Tim

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Big, loud, smiling. Tāngata Tiriti.

A Stuff article from 2026 claiming that NZ citizens were excited about “football coming home” to the Mother country ahead of the Argentinian destruction of the Lionesses Men’s Team.
Windows error message that says “Catastrophic failure”
Distracted boyfriend (NZ) looking at Houses, ignoring Innovative NZ Businesses That Actually Create Value
Cyclist stick meme. NZ + “housing as investment + “fucking house prices”
Drake hotline meme NO - Buying ferries from a robust democracy YES - Buying ferries from a totalitarian state
More cowbell meme with MORE GUNS
Trump and his infamous “sharpie-adjusted” hurricane forecast map.
The room is booked. For Hazardous Training. Best not attend, eh? Sounds dangerous!
Yeah. That’s Pope Leo XIII.
Equal parts gin, chartreuse, lime juice and maraschino liqueur…
Yeah, nah. Shrug meme. Nothing. Nada. Zip.
A photo of the HMNZS Manawanui. Under water.
The old classic meme: I’m in this *post* and I don’t like it.
Bernie is begging NZ breweries not to create an endless procession of hazy. He asks that other beer styles are represented so that he can go to the pub and actually have the choice of a beer that doesn’t remind him of the times he has vomited in his own mouth.
White tee-shirt with inspirational phrase “Dream smaller…” printed on the front in red lettering. I’m motivated to achieve less (or little).
Bag of pine nuts at Moore Wilson’s. Country of origin: Russia. You too can fund a war of aggression!
Article from BBC quoting Steve Witkoff as saying “…the Russian Federation has always wanted a peace deal. That’s my belief”.
Drawing showing how women “ruined” the workplace: Panel 1: A white man is lounging on a bench seat taking up the space of two people. A dark skinned woman points at the bench and says “I think I deserve to sit on this bench too!” Panel 2: The women is sitting quietly on the bench, leaving plenty of space for others to use it. The man is now sprawling on the ground, making a scene, gasping “Oh my God, I’ve been pushed off! There’s no room for me on MY bench anymore!!”
Drawing showing how women made the workplace worse Or not…
Apparently, property investors, the cause of basically every single fundamental structural problem with our economy, would like Labour to promise to keep the tax breaks, according to this RNZ article.
Advert for pressure sensors: A new range of pressure sensors, for when life is coming at you pretty hard - Telemecanique FML
Scene from 1984, with Big Brother (PSC) announcing some bullshit. Added message at bottom of screen: "Your taxes funded this message. Thank you"
NZ now reduced to being Vincent Crabbe, pathetic sidekick to a villainous bully… Which one? Take your pick…
Gerry Brownlee says: No, not like that ...but in te reo, because fuck 'em.
Pope John XXIII, in Pacem In Terris (1963) clearly stating: "Man has the right to be accurately informed about public events"
Chart showing Wellington City Council spending on waters infrastructure maintenance since 2002. Sweet FA from 2002-2019. Finally in the right zone 2022 -2024…That’s a legacy.
RNZ headline for article: Easier surgeries siphoned to private sector, data shows.
Article entitled: “This madness needs to end” say House Republicans as shutdown enters eighth day.