TimYouster

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I have no money and I must spend!
An ebay listing for pink, fluffy Dr Martens.
A blurry pretty moth fluttering about like an actual Hummingbird, drinking nectar from some back alley flowers
Lestat and Louis, just sitting innocently on a bench. Nope, nothing ominous 'bout that. It's all fine and dandy.
A vintage photograph, of a groom (Left) and bride (Right). Taken 1940's.
A large Mechanic/Physician/Travel Briefcase thing.
A illustrated (no A.I) badger throws a look at the viewer as he sits down to read the paper in his sun dappled home.
A series of photocopied educational flashcards, detailing a very fine evening indeed.
A very old photograph of a young man in army uniform. He is standing straight and facing the camera.
A green top from a pouch of baby food.
25 small, clay signs all stating "THE END IS NIGH".
A Fairy door, hiding beneath a bath.
The Stephen Joseph Theatre in Scarborough.
A pile of books: Bridge of Storms by Philip Reeve, Here Be Monsters by Alan Snow, Moonlight Travellers by Quentin Blake and Will Self, Project Hail MAry by Andy Weir and A Blink of the Screen by Terry Pratchett.
The world's smallest Chitty Chitty Bang Bang against a very large, white background.
A display of 40 handmade clay ghosts, all wearing witches hats. All different.
A very old photograph (1940'sish) of my Nan driving a lorry, and my Grandad, who died in 1969.
A pair of blue, furry Converse. Size 8s.
Fingers, with paint on them.
Two hands, palms up, against a green background. Both hands are covered in clay.
A hospital sign that reads 'Radiology (X-ray, MRI, CT & Nuclear Medicine)
A table of many brightly painted, small clay witches and wizard hats.
An open book, which reads "Prelude. He wasn't a bad man as such, but when Alec had got to calling him 'The Perineum' - somewhere between a dick and an asshole - the name had stuck quickly around the office. Credit where it was due though, the guy could piss silently. Alec had been in a stall last Friday when he came to the bathroom whistling. Always fucking whistling. The cubicle door closed, then silence. Full two and one half minutes of silence. A flush, a running tap and then whistled his jolly way out of there. Fair play, he might be a cunt, but the guy was a shitting ninja."
photograph of a small bowl of oregona, an empty jar of oregano and a pack og rolling papers. Don't do drugs kids.
Written in wobbly pencil. Reads "ART IS 5% TALENT 5% PRACTICE AND 90% TRYING DESPERATELY TO FEEL LIKE EVERY SINGLE THING YOU MAKE ISN'T THE SHITTEST, MOST POINTLESS THING EVER PUT TO PAPER"
A photograph of a beach. Sea fret illuminated by rays of sunlight.
2 festive clay ghosts, wearing Santa hats. On a red tablecloth with white hearts.
A closeup photograph of a handmade clay ghostly bride.
Close up photograph of a friendly, handmade clay ghost wearing a Santa hat, with bright christmas decorations in the background.
A chickenscratch note which reads "Mime Squirels Vs Vicious Trillphone".
An army of clay ghosts on a red table cloth. They are lying on their sides because they're bottoms are still sticky with sealant.
A slightly snowy alley in the glooming.
A logo that reads "The Ghosts of Christmas Presents"
65 handmade clay sheet ghosts, all available for purchase.
An 18 year old boy in a blue jumpsuit poses next to his mum. In the background in a small airfield building.
Photograph of a plate of mash potato with gray on a slice of white bread.
A clay sheet ghost
A scene from Donnie Darko. Frank the rabbit stands in a dark golf course. "October 2 1988" title card against the black background.
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A triptych of pictures, each a different bowl filled with conkers.
A robot, before being taken apart and messed with and after being taken apart and messed with.
A framed print of art work featuring Martin Carthy.
Packaging from a company called Arcelik...
An extra large cuddly elephant, with large, censored genitals.
An older lady walks in front of the camera as a couple pose for the photo.
The cover of July's issue of 'Songlines' music magazine, featuring a cover portrait of the Folk musician Martin Carthy.
11 cuddly toys. And 1 Not a cuddly toy.
A beach in the thick fog.