Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Reply Guy

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Lawyer (not your lawyer) and Dad (probably not your Dad)

Tweet Marianne Williamson @marwilliamson If you want a simple explanation for what's happening in America, watch AVATAR again. 5:26 PM • 10/26/17 • Twitter for iPhone
How a Grieving Trump Decided to Back Lindsey Graham's Sister for Senate President Trump initially backed a little-known congressman. Then he talked to Gov. Henry McMaster and Ms. Graham herself. 7 MIN READ •••
Dennis Hopper in Speed on the phone doing the whole “Pop Quiz Hot Shot…what do you do?” routine
The Kid Mero giving an SMDFTB salute.
STEPHEN A: Skip I want to ADDRESS this issue. [BAYLESS nods] You KNOW I am sensitive to the horrors of the carceral state BAYLESS: Absolutely STEPHEN A: BUT!
Employees must wash hands before seeking equitable relief ДІД
Chappelle as Silky Johnson from The Player Hater’s Ball with a bottom speech bubble
Movie Poster for “The Cooler” but with Donald Trump’s face instead of William H Macy
Columbia goalkeeping legend Renè Higuita, looking incredible in about 1993. Uhlsport glove on chest.
J.K. Rowling O @jk_rowling Replying to @benroffman •@benjaminroffman Anthony Goldstein, Ravenclaw, Jewish wizard. 3:06 PM. Dec 16. 2014 . Twitter for iPad
Spanish - detected dos a cero Bosnian X dva prema nula
Smithers to Mr Burns: “no they’re saying boo-usha
Bart Verbruggen side by side with Jim Carrey in “Dumb and Dumber”
Just over a century ago, the British army commenced one of the last great set- piece battles of World War I. The object was to break across the German trenches at the Ypres salient, in Flanders, and take the Passchendacle Ridge, and then the ports on the Belgian coast where the Germans maintained U-boat bases. The British offensive, after first making good progress in June to take nearby Messines Ridge, was launched in earnest on July 31, 1917. The British "count/ed] on an early breakthrough" to Passchendale, but progress was slower than expected, as heavy rains (and the effects of 4.5 million British artillery shells fired into the German lines) turned the Flanders plain into a near-impassable swamp. By late August, the British had lost 70,000 men with little progress made, but the decision was taken to redouble efforts with fresh troops. The fighting continued for weeks, months, with the British making slow progress. Finally, on November 6-10, Canadian troops under British command took the village of Passchendaele and cleared Passchendaele Ridge, in what the Encyclopedia Britannica calls an "ostensible British victory." Strategically, the offensive failed, and the Allied forces were "no nearer reaching the ports that formed [their] goal than when" the battle commenced. The German Army could be credited with a similar Pyrrhic victory-their defense had cost them only 1 Battle Encyclopedia htp:/ww.briamica.com/even/Batleorf.Praoeienidacle Britannica (July 24, 2020), 1 220,000 killed and wounded; the British suffered 275,000. The British effort had advanced their line five miles. And then there was Great Hill Equity Partners IV, LP v. SIG Growth Equity Fund I, LLLP.
The dude sitting on the toilet with his sunglasses on: “obviously you’re not a mercantilist”
Photo of Australian Socceroo Jacob Italiano.
Shook Ones Pt. 2 video
Butterfly meme: “Aggressive campaign of dehumanization, insults, lies, and incitements against vulnerable people.” “Is this differeance?”
Dan Davies: “I don't think you can possibly consider something to beat the best national cuisine in the world when you can't even pair it with the best wine in the world.”
A picture of the “Robert Moral” character from the Krassenstein’s ridiculous book. Robert Mueller, in collar and tie but otherwise shirtless, stands glistening, arms crossed. Moral as hell.
Smokey to Craig, in the movie “Friday”: “Why you bringin’ up old shit?”
Instagram post from David Frum “very proud to announce imminent release of my son @natfrum first true crime podcast”
The just want her back meme but it says “Feel like shit just want the status quo ante back”
Mr. Slim Goodbody wearing a skin tight body suit painted with bones and internal organs.
Autobahn from “The Big Lebowski” on the cover of their seminal album “nagelbett”
The Dude answering Walter: “you’re not wrong, Walter, you’re just an asshole.”
A brown volume of Hilchot Avodat Kochavim from Maimonides’ Mishneh Torah.
Rabbit, hands on his face , staring at Pooh’s ample hindquarters stuck in his door.
Anakin: “they’re spending more on everything else too.” Padme: “but they’re getting more, right?” Anankjn: Padme: “they’re getting more, right?”
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE EPITHETS SO I PUT EPITHETS ON YOUR EPITHETS SO YOU CAN EPITHET WHILE YOU EPITHET
Political alignment matrix. Up is “nothing is a joke” down is “everything is a joke” left is “movies are not real” right is “movies are real” In the upper right is Putin. Upper left off the chart is Alex jones. Just below him are Kim Jung Il and Stalin. Below them is Trump. Bottom right is Michel Foucault. Bottom left is John Waters. Jimmy Carter dead center.
Still from the Player Hater’s Ball from Chapelle’s Show. Charlie Murphy as Buc Nasty says to Dave’s Silky Johnson “man you oughtta take that cane and beat whoever wrote that brief to death” in the original it’s “made that suit”
Mike Francesa as Adam Sandler's bookie in "Uncut Gems": "That's the dumbest fucking bet I've ever heard of."
Image from “The Graduate” with Tucker Carlson’s face badly shopped in, arm around Dustin Hoffman, saying “One Word: Jews”
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Slim Jim Commercial where Randy “Macho Man” Savage bursts into a performance of “Romeo and Juliet” with a box of Slim Jims and says “Art Thou Bored?” While extending his hand, Shakespeareanly
Gif from Dylan’s “subterranean homesick blues”—bob’s holding a sign that says “wind blows”
Seinfeld Kramer meme: Panel 1, Seinfeld to Kramer, “Paul, what’s going on in there? Why is the site borked?” Panel 2: Kramer looking in the room at a blinding light. Panel 3: “they’ve terrified the code base, Jerry”
Mike Tyson with a speech bubble pointing down. This is a still from a post fight interview where he famously said “I'm the best ever. I'm the most brutal and vicious, and most ruthless champion there's ever been... I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!".
The G’mork from “The Neverending Story” with a speech bubble.
Marianne Williamson on 10/26/17: If you want a simple explanation for what's happening in America, watch AVATAR again.
Pigs in space book but instead of “pigs” it says “hilchos shabbos”
the abbot of unreason (an a... @merovin... • 1h having some uh, Medication Issues and logging off for a while, sorry i've been extra edgy lately, I think I figured out why
Skeletor with a speech bubble
Screen cap from “Follow That Bird”. Big bird stands in the middle of a parade route with his big eyes goggling and beak open. Above him is a banner that says “Mushrooms are Forever”
From "Dude Where's My Car" -- Ashton Kutcher is at a drive through ordering and the person manning it says "And Then?"
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Newspaper clipping with the headline “Thurmond’s Filibuster Outs Him in Solid in S.C.” Referring to his marathon 1957 filibuster of the Civil Rights Act.
The same map of the Strait of Hormuz but with a hand holding a large pair of scissors about to snip off Oman and most of the UAE.
Infamous JR Smith text “You trying to get the pipe?”
Anakin/Padme. Anakin: “U.S. intelligence sees no signs of uprisings or internal splits in Iran.” Padme: “but we’re being greeted as liberators?” Anakin: Padme: “we’re being greeted as liberators, right?”
Scarface sitting before a mound of campaign. Captions: “Texas GOP” and over the mound of cocaine “belief that the 2024 that elected Trump is durable”
Guy from the Onion article “why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my cock”
A picture of the guy from the infamous Onion article “Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock”
The Gom Jabbar scene from “Dune” With the gom Jabar (a poison needle) to his neck, Paul asks the Bene Gesserett “what’s in the box” She responds “the nondelgation doctrine”
The alien in charge from Mars Attacks saying “we come in peace”