tinymattresses

@tinymattresses.bsky.social

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a keen sense of the absurd, a passion for books and less than stellar motor skills. Everyone deserves respect. (she/her) Trans ally 🏳️‍⚧️ 🍞🌹🌱

Front page of today's metro (from 23 July 2026) showing an andy-capp type cartoon with the headline "Andy Tap!" And the caption "with apologies to Reg Byrne (original creator)". I daresay this wouldn't have happened to a PM with a Southern England accent.
Comic from Adam Ellis with 2 panels, the first showing 2 white people in a tussle, one closing the lips of the other person. Panel 2: a close up of the image, saying "let people enjoy things"
Screenshot of a Google Gemini chat with 2 dialogue balloons, where I ask "please clean this image up so the text is clearer" and Gemini comes back with "I've cleaned up the image to make the text sharper and clearer... I have also slightly muted the yellow background and simplified the graphics so that the central CASH FLOW BOOST stands out more effectively."
Dyson's new handheld fan that is light sickly pink and with an 8-sided star mouth-like nozzle
Black and white image of Maya Angelou in her older years looking defiant and the quote: "when someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time".
Leaflet from Keir Starmer's Labour leadership bid saying "Integrity, authority, unity"
A screenshot of a BBC video showing 2 young white people sitting separately next to a body of water, and the words WHY??! sadness pain relief anger numb anxiety denial in orange next to them.
Meme from the Simpsons with all of Bart's classmates looking at him with the text "Say the line, Bart"
Post from Twitter showing text saying: My dad saw me smiling at my phone, assumed it was because I was texting with my partner, and exclaimed, Oh to be young and in love! I was looking at this picture of Scrappy Doo dressed as a lobster.
A screenshot of twitter trending topics showing 2 topics both Trending in the United Kingdom at the time: "Andy Burnham" and "Ask a German" (from 25 Jan 2023)
Screenshot of a Google search autocorrect showing "submit your cat to be a calendar model"
Headline of a BBC news article from today (7 May 2026) saying "Man arrested for selling Morgan McSweeney's stolen phone"
Celine Dion wearing a leather jacket holding a landline phone to her ear in a telethon in 2016, with the caption 'je teléphone a la police'
Screengrab of two female characters from Bend It Like Beckham wearing red and white football shirts while embracing each other intimately after a goal.
A picture of Gareth Southgate in a waistcoat and tie
Snapshot from BBC website about Autumn budget saying 3. Private renters expected to be hit. It includes the phrase "this is because landlords may leave the private rental market, limiting supply and pushing up prices for renters"
Sports fan in a stadium holds up a large sign saying "I just hope both teams lose"
A shot from the Simpsons showing a Democratic gathering; most notably two hanging sheets show signs saying "We hate life and ourselves" and "We can't govern!"
A cartoon showing a brown scorpion on top of a frog, swimming in a river. "But now we shall both surely down" says the frog. "lol" says the scorpion, "lmao".
A Lisa Frank background showing pizza, kittens, puppies, rainbows and donuts, with white text on top saying "if I have a little treat the horrors will subside"
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #347,032, tinymattresses.bsky.social ‪@tinymattresses.bsky.social‬, joined on Jul 24, 2023"
A two-panel meme featuring Keanu Reeves being interviewed on the Graham Norton Show. The top panel says "I don't want to be part of a world" and the bottom panel says "where being kind is a weakness."