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Photo collage of 3 men wearing linen pants with a natural fiber button up shirt with sleeves rolled up
Erica Ishii on the Smarty Pants Society set
Local news headline states "Ken Paxton defense lawyer backs Democrat James Talarico for Senate"
Jessica Walter as Lucille Blythe from Arrested Development
Zoomed in screenshot of a section from the above AI-generated image, someone in the crowd holds up a black & white sign that reads "TEXAS THIS STATE" where the capitol has apparently been moved to Midland.
Mean Girls still of a stopped convertible car driven by Regina George with two passengers. She says "Get in Loser, we're going shopping", but in the caption "shopping" is replaced with "honking"
Danny Devito meme from Always Sunny in Philadelphia. He is driving a vehicle, looking and reaching over his shoulder to the back seat with a hard boiled egg. Text has been altered to say, "Can I offer you a nice egg in this joyful time?"
Online crossword puzzle- hint reads "It isn't the same thing as gender", and the answer is sex. Another answer in the puzzle is "HRT" as an abbreviation for hormone replacement therapy
MAGA with a firehouse, Dems with a slow watering drip garden hose
Flushing the toilet in the public bathroom over and over again because someone just answered a phone call
Timothée Chalamet in Call Me By Your Name with a text bubble open to the quoted post
Enya "Orinoco Flow" album cover
Spotify daylist titled "frosted tips trash rock Friday morning"
Screenshot of the mini crossword puzzle. Clue for 9 across is "mascot for Aguefort Adventuring Academy in "Dimension 20" (hoot growl!) Answer is owlbear
A large black and white dog sleeps in his kennel surrounded by piles of blankets. The dog is laying on his back with his legs splayed out. The dog's about and one front paw are sticking out of the doorway of the kennel.
Titus Andromadon from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt in his "Pinot Noir" music video. He is wearing a red silk outfit, and lounging on the floor in front of a lit fireplace. There is an added speech bubble making it look like the quoted post is something he said.
Gandalf the Grey from LotR with a speech bubble making it look like the quoted post is a Gandalf quote
Far shot of Minas Tirith bathed in a sunbeam
Brad Dourif lays face down in the fetal position in the USS Voyager sick bay with the holographic doctor kneeling in front of him with a sympathetic hand resting on Brad's back.
Text from spouse reads "I met a different vet this morning. Vet: Howw deaf is he? Me: Stone cold deaf ma'am. *Vet begins snapping behind his head*
Alkaline Trio album cover, but "alkaline" is poorly crossed out and replaced with "acid"
A black dog with white paws is sleeping peacefully on a tile floor with a vacuum running right next to his tail
AP article reads "Thean accused in the Charlie Kirk assassination [highlighted for emphasis] had earlier expressed to family his opposition to the viewpoints of the conservative activist"
Donald Trump from a long distance away looking like someone who is wearing a mask of his face, with hollow, dark eyes and a slack, black mouth
AP news article with the headline "Can Empathy Lead to Sin? Some Conservative Christians argue it can" except "empathy" has been blacked out and replaced with "Following Christ ".
Matt Walsh tweet where he says he would kill every ape to save one human because he says humans are more important, and a commenter asks if he would suck off every ape to save one human
Charles Entertainment Cheese being arrested at work in front of children.
Screenshot of a portion of the article text. Highlighted section reads "The list provided phonetic pronouncers for all the Russian men expected at the summit, including "Mr. President POO-tihn.""
3/4 Portrait of a woman made of beads and fabric from https://www.instagram.com/sobaka_sutulaya.art/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet
Edited post of some ragebaiter that doesn't deserve attention
Frame from the Simpsons TV show. Lionel Hutz has a slight frown and serious face as he sits at a table, and he is mentally picturing a circle of diverse people holding hands and dancing happily in a verdant meadow with gentle hills under a rainbow and a smiling sun. Lionel Hutz is labeled as "publications" and the daydream is labeled as "Bluesky"
Frame from the Simpsons TV show. Lionel Hutz has a slight frown and serious face as he sits at a table, and he is mentally picturing a circle of diverse people holding hands and dancing happily in a verdant meadow with gentle hills under a rainbow and a smiling sun. Lionel Hutz is labeled as "publications" and the daydream is labeled as "Bluesky"
AP headline reads "Televangelist Jimmy Swaggart, whose ministry was toppled by prostitution scandals, dies at 90" with a photo of him in his younger years, wearing a grey suit and tie and large red/brown glasses, holding a microphone, making a facial and arm expression that could be mistaken for horror and surprise
Mike Myers as his SNL character from Coffee Talk with a blank speech bubble at the bottom of the photo
Screenshot from A fish Called Wanda where Kevin Kline is torturing Michael Palin
Spotify Daylist header reads "copium upset saturday evening" sub header reads "You listened to fantasy and fairycore on Saturdays in the evening. Try some: copium, upset, tailspin, venting, fearful and weirdcore"
Spotify Daylist header that reads "crying bed rotting morning You listened to indie and Irish rock in the morning. Try some: bed rotting, crying, upset, drained, downtown vibes and relatable"
Meme of a disheveled Owen Wilson from Wedding Crashers. Text reads "I'm hanging by a thread. I'm watching don't kill myself TikToks"
Spotify Daylist header that reads "seclusion sad girl tuesday morning"
Tight shot of Lady Jessica's face from Dune wearing ornate Fremen garb and words painted on her face
A closeup of a section of the movie poster with a camera in the foreground, and two visible faces a few feet apart in the crowd. The faces are identical, but one is slightly lightened and blurred
Screenshot of email inbox with unopened spam email from Adobe Acrobat, subject line reads "Goodbye, disorganized life".
A brown snail with antennae spread out is climbing up some wet, green leaves of a bush
A still from the Simpsons where Lisa has detention and has to write lines on the chalkboard. Bart leans in the doorway, saying "The ironing is delicious."
A Yorkshire terrier with a derpy tongue is peeking out of a small fabric storage bin drawer
A Yorkshire terrier with short hair has a derpy tongue. He is sitting on an oversized plush red chair with his left front paw raised toward the camera.
Google search for "1090L reading level" with AI overview saying "A Lexile level of 1090 is in the range for grade 7, which is typically for students between the ages of 8 and 9..."
Zoolander, looking disgusted, stands in front of a scale model of the school he wants to build. Subtitles have been altered to read "What is this? A playlist for dweebs?"
Bluesky quote post reading "I just want to say: fuck off you fucking fuck. And if anyone else feels like saying something similar, please fuck off in advance." The post being quote posted is blocked.
Sarcastic shock meme
Article text "The former president even said at one point of Hannibal Lecter: "Nice guy... he even had a friend over for dinner."
Google AI search results reading "Here are some steps for making a mask out of a plastic bag: 1. Put the bag over your head and mark where your eyes will be 2. Use sharp scissors to poke a hole in the middle of the mark 3. Cut an oval shape around the hole 4. If the bag has handles, you can leave them on or cut them off"
Three panel meme, top panel depicts scene from Dumb and Dumber movie where a character is saying "Just when I think you couldn't be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!". Second panel shows Cyber truck with a stainless steel outer panel on back passenger side exterior missing, exposing interior wires and gear. Third panel depicts Dumb and Dumber scene with Jim Carrey yelling, dialogue altered to say "our truck panels are falling off!"
Nandi from the Firefly TV show standing outside in the sun, facing the camera and speaking to someone off-screen
Katy Perry post on Twitter thanking Elon Musk for delivering her a recently recalled Cyber truck
Elmo, holding a toy muppet, seated on a front stoop, with an Elmo tweet overlay that reads "Elmo is just checking in! How is everybody doing?"
News headline: GOP bill would let college students challenge grades based on 'political bias' of professors
Photo still from the movie Office Space where the neighbor is about to say "two chicks at the same time, man"
BISEXUAL
A 2024 bingo card Row 1: trump files for bankruptcy, anti-woke comedian has trans porn, TX sues university in another state, RW media hates dune sequel AI sued for copyright Row 2: beef gets big in Asia, SCOTUS lol @ 14th amendment, game show sex scandal, Rudy goes to jail, former president passes away Row 3: social media trend: bagels, Putin deposed, 2024 election lies/ free space, woman denied abortion dies, Nikki Haley becomes president Row 4: Beloved children's author dies, Japan lands on the moon, Biden impeached somehow, SpaceX rocket explodes, a fish gets internet famous Row 5: budget related government shutdown, self-driving car kills pedestrian, health trend- eat chalk, student debt cancelled, Mitch McConnell dies