Bri 👅

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All my friends are heathens, make it so. |-/ 🖖🏼 (He/Him)

Screenshot of Nintendo Music. There’s a Mario Kart World playlist called Free Roam with Flipnote Studio, which only has one song: “Mario Drawing Song”. There aren’t really any other songs they could theoretically add to the game that would fit here, meaning this only exists for consistency with the other Free Roam playlists.
Smash Mouth - “All Star” “Some-“
Thumbnail of a YouTube video from FOX 9 Minneapolis-St. Paul that says “LINDSEY GRAHAM DIES”, with a photo of Lindsey Graham where he has the most vacant stare ever.
The beginning of a commercial for foundation repair.
Screenshot from Mario Kart World. A concerned looking Yoshi has his legs spread apart. On top of that, some stickers have been arranged to look like the phrase “Drink Yoshi’s Pee”.
Todd in the Shadows saying, “Bars. Put this man behind bars, I mean.”
Mario Kart World screenshot. Waluigi is sitting in the Big Horn in his Mariachi costume while pointing at a sign that says “Waluigi Vintage Clothing”.
Joe Biden’s head poorly edited onto a horse that someone is riding on the beach. Also the horse image has watermarks all over it.
Bayer Aspirin commercial, but when the announcer says, “Bayer”, a picture of a bear appears because they sound similar.
“He graduated magna cum laude with a degree in psychology from Princeton University in 1992. His roommate during his freshman year was future Republican politician Ted Cruz, whom he has since described as a ‘huge asshole’.” (There are three citations for this.)
The Master of Disguise (2002)
Cra-Z-Art Milky Markers
King Boo riding a kart with a Boo item behind it while a bunch of Boos in Boo Cinema surround him.
Waluigi outrunning a Spiny Shell for the entire final third of Cloudtop Cruise, with it finally hitting him right when he hits the finish line.
Waluigi popping out of a UFO and slowly descending before hitting a Shy Guy’s van.
Inkling Boy throwing a Spiny Shell at Waluigi on Yoshi Valley in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, pumping his fist, and then immediately crashing into the giant egg.
What I assume is one spam account replying to another. The first account says: “Jeffrey Epstein's Assistant Accuses Former Miami Beach Mayor of Sexual Assault: Jeffrey Epstein's longtime employee has accused the former mayor of Miami Beach of sexual assault ... according to a new report. The Miami Herald reports... #JeffreyEpstein #SexualAssault #MiamiBeach #SarahKellen #MeToo” Below this is a photo of Jeffrey Epstein with Philip Levine. The reply says: “wait this is gorgeous!!”
The inside of Middle of Nowhere by Kacey Musgraves. She’s wearing a tank top, sparkly pants, and cowboy boots. She has her arms crossed and her legs spread apart directly at the camera.
Tim from Detroiters, with a speech bubble above him.
Text that says: “Chuck Schumer with an urgent request. This is a long message, but I need you to hear it all: [some URL] -Chuck Stop2End”
Tim Robinson, who is wearing a shitload of poorly applied prosthetics, saying, “There’s too much fucking shit on me.” (From I Think You Should Leave)
AI video about WWE where about 20 minutes in, it devolves into a fart noise. Also, there’s a Scott the Woz video in the recommendations, which I zoom into at the end while explaining that this goes on for another six minutes.
Post with the poster’s name cropped out that says, “Easy dinner tonight. Made black refried bean and cheese tacos on butter tortillas topped with cheese, salsa, lettuce, guac, sour cream and tomatoes. 😍🍜🍽️”
I searched for those emojis and the same account posts them over and over again.
Tweet from Shane Dawson where he says, “i didnt fuck my cat. i didnt cum on my cat. i didnt put my dick anywhere near my cat. Ive never done anything weird with my cats. I promised myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible. (1/?)”
Deftones - Private Music vinyl.
Anthropomorphic lemon gesturing towards a bottle labeled “Lemon Liquid”.
Clip of DK Pass from Mario Kart World. Yoshi cuts the final corner in front of me by using a mushroom, but I shoot him with a green shell and win.
Waluigi getting hit by a car in perfect sync with the Super Mario Bros ground theme.
Waluigi clears a P Switch mission and then hits two Yoshis.
Another screenshot from Mario Kart World. This time a crocodile is staring at a pizza on the back of Waluigi’s bike while Waluigi pumps his fist with a huge grin on his face. The crocodile is bigger than Waluigi and the bike combined.
Screenshot of Mario Kart World. Waluigi is carrying a pizza and just got hit by a Porcupuffer, which caused two coins to fly out.
Ticket for Twenty One Pilots: More Than We Ever Imagined
Giant cyan Yoshi dancing next to a bored Waluigi who is in a Plushbuggy which is a pink old school looking car with the word “Ribbon” written on it in blue cursive and an actual blue ribbon on it as well.
Me typing “if i ate 36 peeps would it give me diarrhea” into Google and Google asking if I meant “if i ate 36 people would it give me diarrhea” instead.
JD Vance behind a desk with his arms up and his mouth in the shape of an O.
Homer Simpson alone at a lesbian bar.
Pam Beesly dressed as Charlie Chaplin, but she doesn’t have her hat on so she looks like Hitler.
Worm from the game, with the word “WORM” next to it.
Email to me from The Democrats with the subject line “You are not an ATM”.
Ad for Spector Legal Team that says “LEAD PAINT CAUSES BRAIN DAMAGE”, along with their phone number. A lawyer is also present. However, I have edited the lawyer’s head to be red and swollen, and the text “CALL TO BUY MORE” has replaced the legal team’s name.
My character from the game What the Clash? What the Clash? characters are humanoids with arms and legs that end in stubs and giant hands for heads. My character is wearing five smiling glove-shaped hats on his head-fingertips, five fidget spinner rings around his head-fingers, Groucho glasses on his face-hand, three flamingo pool floats around his neck-wrist, and a red blazer/pants combo.
Worf from Star Trek: The Next Generation, but the first quarter of his face has been very, very poorly removed with the clone tool.
Stock photo of two elephants having sex.
Anime Matsuri’s home page with an error that says: “Safari can't open the page. The error was: "Load cannot follow more than 20 redirections".”
Duck Dodgers (played by Daffy Duck) saying, “I’ll be the daddy. You can be the mommy,” while putting a blonde wig with a pink bow tie on Commander X-2 (played by Marvin the Martian).
Bursto brand batteries.
The Grinch lying in bed with his eyes closed while screaming.
A freeze frame of Donald Trump mid-sentence where he appears to be frowning like his mom told him he can’t have any more ice cream. Also, for some reason it fills up my entire screen, which happens to be vertical, meaning that Trump is framed perfectly.
Watermarked photo of a cabbage head by Yevgen Romanenko from Getty Images.
Tweet from Shady Doorags that says: “Alright, I guess it's ONCE AGAIN time to address this. Ever since I went full time in 2021, I've been open about my politics. One of the first things I did after going full time was make a livestream putting a good chunk of it out there for the public to see. (Not all of it because everyone should keep some privacy, even public figures.) I do this because I know that for some people, this is a deal breaker that will mean they won't want to engage with me or with my content and I'm not trying to fool anyone. As a cartoon reviewer, I exist in a mostly left leaning space, so it can be pretty jarring when people find out that I have right leaning political opinions. I've made it very clear that I identify as conservative (though some have said I'm more of a liberal) who doesn't support many left fueled movements or philosophies like BLM, Affirmative Action, Planned Parenthood, etc, and included in that is gender ideology. I don't used preferred pronouns and I believe transitioning is ultimately a lie people are telling themselves and society that does way more harm than it does good. While I don't go out of my way to make my videos political as doing so can be isolating to anyone who disagrees with me, my politics do show in my work. Sometimes I even have videos with a specific political topic.”
Mr. Waternoose telling Sulley that he’ll kidnap a thousand children before he lets Monsters, Inc. die.
My top artists of 2025 on Apple Music. Number one is Twenty One Pilots, with 25,090 minutes, while in a distant second place is Clover County, with 1,373 minutes.
LEGO Enterprise-D box.
Great Room
Adobe (🖕🏼) stock photo of two geese, one of whom is stretching its neck out straight in the air.
Post right above the one I’m replying to from It’s Abby. Yep. that says “In the future, everyone will have an affair with Olivia Nuzzi for 15 minutes”.
That’s right, cookie. Not cookies, cookie. A big bag with one cookie in it. (From Everybody Hates Chris.)
Cockroach eating a little Krabby Patty.
Peter Griffin saying, “Who the fuck starts a conversation like that? I just sat down!” to Glenn Quagmire, except Quagmire’s head has been replaced by the teddy bear’s.