tiphaggard

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an if you could stop me you would have already it’s just so shakespearean

the cover of the aerosmith album just push play, art by Hajime Sorayama. it’s got a chrome marylin monroe-bot on it doing the dress thing
Nephew Whacking The Hell Out Of Tree Trunk With Stick Øthe ONION
john mulaney as george saint geegland from oh hello
the shot from eggers’ the lighthouse where dafoe is shining light into patterson’s eyes
earl scruggs and lester flat
zevon the tuxedo cat
a bojangles with a faint rainbow over it
I imagine any right-thinking person would be cowed by brian's disappointed scoutmaster, that sounds fucking devastating 10:38 PM • Sep 26, 2025
my alarm is set for fucked up jeopardy
seal hunting. In subsequent years, it has been named one of the most influential and important pictures of all time. The Oscar selfie, taken on March 2, 2014, at the 86th Academy Awards
a small black cat illuminated by a glowing orb of sea-toned greens and flecks of red
Wikigacha card for old douglas
zevon the tuxedo cat sitting in the middle of a big pink comforter
ann-margret from tommy, besmeared with beans
gregg turkington sitting behind a witch who is sure to stand up
orson welles in that paul masson commercial where he had a bit too much
evil card
dinner card
princess zelda wikigacha card
dick cheney card
mel gibson wikigacha card
spicy chicken sandwich with slaw and two beignets instead of a bun. there’s a pile of pickles on the side (the pickles were great)
a large area outside phoenix AZ from the air. a big piece is on fire and the smoke is tall
GUEST SMOKING AREA sign
a white box with blue print from wildfish cannery. inside is a 100g tin of smoked white king salmon belly
Tim Heidecker • @tiedecker 5h Replying to @RealAlexJones This was a rough time in my life where I was into some shady business with some shady characters. Don't judge a man by his worst moments. Watch the full trial on stream today and judge for yourself instead of assuming that I was the one responsible. Those little fucks couldn't blow O's if they tried and that's why their weak bodies succumbed to Dr. San's incredible devices. Fuck you and fuck Dr. San for putting me into this mess. I am certain that Dr. San had a little something to do with October 7 and Astroworld as well, but you're too worried about losing your identity to look into that. It's too late for that now Alex. I will embody you in ways you never imagined, and the real you will become unrecognizable to everyone in your family. Your children who haven't called you dad in nearly a decade will suddenly feel the love they always desired, and each of your ex wives will be rewarded for being such good girls.
trixie the little black cat
meryl streep in a clearly doctored photo wearing a red tshirt with an outline of trumps head that says “OUR ENEMIES AREN'T IN IRAN. THEY ARE IN THE EPSTEIN FILES.”
zevon now sitting down on the table at the window
zevon, a tuxedo cat, pawing at the window incessantly because I’ve been outside for five minutes
bela lugosi in a nice suit flanked by two ladies wearing what I assume is traditional hungarian attire. mr. lugosi is holding a sign that reads “free hungary from their own and hitler’s nazism”
on cinema at the cinema LIVE
bender the wonderful dog. he is red and 60lbs and always smiling and looks like a carolina dog mixed with a shepherd because that’s probably what he is. he has one floppy ear and one pointy ear. he was and will always be my brother
TITLE (ID) Mauricewood Colliery disaster Events Incident Eugène Plet People Paul Klein (musician) People Singer
confederate states of america wikigacha card
gregg turkington with a message of VHS (very hospitable surrender) for ayatollah
robert englund’s wikigacha card. it’s super rare
telly savalas defeated the concrete herald
SSR Telly Savalas Aristotelis "Telly" Savalas (; January 21, 1922 - January 22, 1994) was an American actor. Noted for his bald head and deep, resonant voice, he is... A bald, commanding voice cuts through shadows like a fearless crime fighter: ATK 8917 DEF 12291
man (me) and tuxedo cat with their heads on the same pillow
a holiday inn express. the flag is at half mast
a blue squeez’m chill cube
a yard, somewhere. and a bold bunny, somewhere
real cat sitting next to photo art of a cat
tinned muscles in escabeche, potato chips, and some chopsticks on a plate
cherry picker cuttin down some branches. my neighbor is thrilled, this is free yard maintenance courtesy of the internet company he didn’t even call for
a cherry picker internet service truck underneath a streetlight. there’s a big beer can in the foreground because I took this pic real quick and low to the table, on the sly
badge502 ems guy. he doesn’t like it when people put stuff up in themselves
Nice Cans smoked sardines in olive oil and sea salt box
a golden-silver sardine on a saltine with a little slice of tomato wheel and some avocado