TitaniumMan

@titaniumman.bsky.social

500 Followers 980 Following

Just a guy with some opinions (mostly sarcasm) and a bit of metal. I like cycling and music.

Cartoon drawing of a man scooping sand from a bag of quicksand to put it into an hourglass, with the caption, "Ted attempts to correct his slow running hourglass."
An industrial paper cutter, showing the two operation buttons on opposite sides of the front panel.
A bottle of A1 Sauce in front of a plate of steak and fries.
Andrew Tate being arrested while wearing pants about 8 inches too short.
Spock and Kirk from Star Trek TOS
Sign on a rail trail reading, "ROBOTS 🤖 ➡️ RIGHT LANE ONLY"
Road sign of a cyclist crashing, with a sticker of an ice cream cone strategically placed, and a sign reading "Cyclists Use Caution" in English and French.
Male member of the elk subspecies of deer (with velvet-covered antlers) standing in a green, wooded area
Bright blue water in lake, with mountains in the background and sky above
Liquid metal Terminator
Black ants swarming a tan beetle with black spots on its elytra (wings)
White background with woman squatting down next to a giant cherry prop
Email text reading: Hi {{ customer.first_name | default: "there" }}
HAWK crossing light with sign reading "Stop on red. Proceed on flashing red when clear."
Underwater view illustration of the lighthouse, with the lowest part labeled "Wooden Base"
Promotional image for the comedy series "2000 Year Old Man" featuring Carl Reiner & Mel Brooks
Purple race car #76 with "Vinyl Toupee" logo
President holding a chart showing the length of the Reflecting Pool compared to the height of several skyscrapers.
Large and colorful mural entitled “The Sound of My Patria / El Sonido de mi Patria" depicting Dominican musicians
Aerial image from Google maps of cemetery in Kirby, VT
Gravestone for Anna Moriah Wilson, with the inscription, "I fought the good fight, I finished the race, I kept the faith" May 18, 1996 - May 11, 2022
Bumper sticker with white text on black background: "The fact that there's a Highway to Hell and only a Stairway to Heaven should tell you something about anticipated traffic"
Upside down calculator displaying the numbers 80085, readings as "BOOBS"
Millipede moving fast over concrete surface
Malwarebytes Browser Guard window reading "Detections from the last 30 days: 599,641 Ads/Trackers"
Sheet music for The Imperial March (Darth Vader's Theme), by John Williams, from Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
Album cover of The Who's album Who's Next, featuring a picture of the band members after they urinated on a large concrete block
Hundreds of commuter bicycles parked outside a train station
The huge bean-shaped Cloud Gate sculpture in Chicago.
Movie poster for The Hunt For Red October, with portrait of Sean Connery in red with red background and silhouette of a submarine conning tower
Fire hose running through smashed window of car
Platform supporting three life-size figure sculptures from the Star Wars franchise: a Stormtrooper, Darth Vader, and the Mandalorian
Package of OTE Super Carbs energy drink powder
Line drawing of a whip, with the text "Help Keep the Whip in Whip City"
Bags of carrots with the brand JFC
Magnolia trees blooming with large white flowers, with walkway and wooden rail fence on left side.
Bill Belichick in a short sleeve Patriots hoodie.
A sumo wrestler
A box of "Meaties" cereal
Giant guy Oliver Richters (left) with Alan Ritchson, in an episode of Reacher
Giant guy Oliver Richters (left) with Alan Ritchson, in an episode of Reacher
Mr. Potato Head toy with eyeglasses
Jeff Goldblum in The Fly, with inquisitive look on his face
Cover of the book The Ride by Tim Krabbé
package of JB KwikWeld quick setting epoxy
Live Nation promo for comedian named Jerry Garcia
Steak-umm tweet: we’ve entered the "ceo eats a burger” phase of late-stage capitalism where multi-millionaires pretend to have mustard on their faces to build brand trust with people who can't afford rent
"How many people work at Superhuman? About 1,500. So out of 1,500 people, how many people decided to launch this feature? It was a small team. It was probably a product manager and a couple engineers."
Cover insert for cassette of The Beatles' Abbey Road album
Dr. John wearing a funky fedora with a feather and decorations, while singing into a microphone
Movie poster for the film Big Night
Mel Brooks, from his film History of the World, Part 1, holding three tablets with "the 15 Commandments"
Bright yellow clown shoes with colored polka dots
Antique rotary dial telephone
Handmade mug covered with images of birds in flight
The word "Posts" from a BlueSky profile page
Rocket Raccoon character from Guardians Of The Galaxy, snarling while holding a large futuristic weapon
Bags of carrots with the brand "JFC"
Store sign reading "Walmart Neighborhood Market"