TKFTGuillotine

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(he/him) Screaming eternally into the fires of the rapidly collapsing American empire.

A box labelled "The Great American Turn-On" showing an original Clapper. The attached tagline is "The amazing new sound sensor that makes the switch obsolete."
Piano roll in MuseScore.
Wii Sports footage. The player bowls a strike, and instead of "STRIKE," the graphic that appears on screen reads "6 7." Over the replays, a Mii stands in the corner doing the 6 7 gesture.
A Mahjong Soul screenshot showing a hand consisting of 222m 444777s 1177z 1z, which completes a suuankou (four concealed triplets) yakuman worth 48000 points.
A screenshot from the 2023 remake of Super Mario RPG. Mario stands next to a lonely chair awkwardly positioned at the far end of Peach's bedroom. The text on screen reads "Found Peach's ???"
NBC News push notification which reads "As the nation turns 250, many Americans say flying the Stars and Stripes is now a red flag."
Zoomed in excerpt of a book focused on the name Mike Fister.
Playing Uno No Mercy. An incredibly thick pile of cards is in my hand in the foreground. In the background, a significantly smaller pile is visible, which is the draw pile.
The title screen for bootleg NES game "7 Grand Dad" edited to read "7 Grounded," with the face of Hoops from Grounded edited poorly atop Fred Flintstone.
The cover art for Call of Duty Black Ops 7 atop which is very stylized Japanese text reading "Call of Duty" entirely obscured by generic blocky English text which reads "Call of Duty Black Ops Seven."
The cover art for the PC game Myst but the logo is edited to read "WHAT" and the tagline is edited to read "The Fuck Does This Lever Do I've Been Stuck Here For 3 Hours."
A Korok sitting on a rock within a body of water, as usual looking like a dipshit.
From the Bluesky trending tab: "3. Journalism Ethics"
The guy from the Loss comic is in the bottom-left corner waving a pride flag. In the background, the words "PRIDE MONTH" are written in white at the top, and repeatedly written going down the page. Each subsequent instance of the phrase greys out parts of the letters until we are only left with | || || |_, which is shorthand for the Loss comic.
A picture of Regis Philbin.
The poster for the Disney Channel show Dog with a Blog. A dog sits in front of a laptop with its paw on a mouse. Behind the laptop is a coffee mug which reads "BACON ROCKS." On the wall are some family photos.
A screenshot from the reveal trailer with the text verse://rocketleague.com, which indicates the usage of UEFN, the Fortnite editor.
A screenshot of the updated UE6 Rocket League. A blue Fennec sits at the center of Champion's Field facing the ball.
The default wallpaper in Mac OS X 10.3 Panther, which consists of some abstract wave-like figures running through a blue background.
Mike Richards, new CEO of the Daily Wire, behind the hosting lectern on Jeopardy!, where he held the job for one week of shows.
A shoddy Microsoft Paint-esque drawing with a large mountain range in the background and a grassy ground in the foreground. Some clouds are overhead.
Korall Haj, a dark blue stuffed shark made by Ikea in 2006 with the dumbest face I've ever seen. Giant wide eyes, a pronounced mouth, good lord is it ever a goober.
Several cans of Raid Defend Wasp & Hornet pesticide.
A crop of the photo in the initial post showing Blinky, the ghost from Pac-Man, in the background staring wide-eyed as he always does.
A screenshot from I Spy Spooky Mansion. A skeleton holding a lantern peeks out of the door of the eponymous mansion at night. In front of the door is a large bone embedded in the ground. Attached is a sign reading "ENTER IF YOU DARE."
A white weasel on a snow hill with a slightly misaligned top hat edited onto its head.
An image of a cartoonish, primitively 3D-rendered worm creature captioned: "Cool bug Fact's I put baked beans in my urethra"
The ending text crawl to Doom, which reads: "The loathsome spiderdemon that masterminded the invasion of the moon bases and caused so much death has had its ass kicked for all time. A hidden doorway opens and you enter. You've proven too tough for Hell to contain, and now Hell at last plays fair -- for you emerge from the door to see the green fields of Earth! Home at last. You wonder what's been happening on Earth while you were battling evil unleashed. It's good that no Hell-spawn could have come through that door with you..."
A warning from the Bluesky settings page which reads "Due to laws in your region, certain features on Bluesky are currently restricted until you're able to verify you're an adult. Learn more in your account settings."
A winning mahjong hand composed of 111m 7777m 222p 666s 33s scoring rinshan, toitoi, and seven dora for a total of 10 han and 24000 points.
A YouTube video thumbnail and title from Senator Bernie Sanders. He is sitting across a table from what looks like a phone on a pole, and the text in the thumbnail reads "Bernie vs Claude." The title reads "I spoke to AI agent Claude."
A Mahjong Soul screenshot showing a win with "four concealed triplets"/suuankou for 32,000 points.
A store page for "custom handmade Speedy Eggbert plush," costs $93 + shipping.
A series of mahjong tiles, specifically the 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 8, and 9 man tiles.
A screenshot of WinQuake running on a Windows NT 4 desktop captured through poor-quality composite video cables because it's running on a Wii.
Text which reads "The /Gf Option"
The README for Microsoft Visual C++ 4.1 - RISC Edition for PowerPC.
An excerpt from an email from Limited Run Games which reads as follows: "Bringing the definitive version of the DOOM SNES experience back to the platform in 2025 was a no- brainer for us. Creating retro hardware has some very unique challenges, all of which we were able to handle, except for the unexpected delay in obtaining one of the hardware components for the cartridge boards. When our manufacturing partners informed us of the delay, we were faced with two options: Change the part (which would result in incompatibilities with certain motherboards) Maintain integrity and stay with the original design The decision to delay wasn't easy, as we know everyone has been anxiously waiting for this release. We do have some good news, though. All of the boards have been manufactured, programmed, and are in testing! Unfortunately, the following arrival changes must be made: DOOM SNES: Late May Arrival DOOM + DOOM II Will It Run Edition: Late July Arrival"
A screenshot of a Twitter trending topic that reads "Trending - Team Erection 2."
A cropped and rotated version of the photo from the original post where a section of the failed print resembles the number 91.
Diddy Kong holding a rope in Donkey Kong Country and facing the camera with super wide eyes.
The Stoat icon, which is a little monochrome depiction of the eponymous weasel.
An excerpt from "Who Is Government?" where Casey Cep writes "At that time, Walters was principal deputy undersecretary for memorial affairs - an incomprehensible collection of nouns parading as adjectives, but Walters was all verb."
A private message from an Amazon seller about my order, which reads: "Thanks for your order. Unfortunately, the item we received for fulfillment arrived damaged, and we're unable to ship it. Could you please request to cancel the order? As soon as we see the request, we'll approve it immediately and you'll receive a full refund. Sorry for the inconvenience, and thank you for your understanding. GTS AMERICA INC"
A random image of an old Roku remote that I found online that has a Blockbuster button on it.
A photo of what is very obviously Donald Trump giving a speech behind the presidential lectern with the seal and everything, only there's a black box covering his face.
Gnome Chompski, a garden gnome with some heavy wear, as seen in several Valve games.
The Rotten Tomatoes rating for Marmaduke (2022) on Netflix. 0% on the Tomatometer, and 37% on the Popcornmeter.
An email I got from "Bernard Sanders."
The face of a humanoid animation rig in a Blender scene.
An image from an old video game manual. The text "LEFT HAND" is written atop a red line pointing at a left hand.
The cover of Halo edited to have everyone wearing medieval armor and using medieval weapons. Aerial vehicles are instead dragons. The ESRB rating has been changed to M for Medieval. The title simply reads "Halo: Combat."
A screenshot of the quoted skeet with the video paused on the word "swampy."
The logo for SharkNinja, the vacuum and blender company.
A bag of El Sabroso Limited Edition Holiday Tortilla Chips. The chips contained within are bright red and green colors.
The absolutely insane board for the British version of Jeopardy! where the values are £25, £50, £75, £100, and £150. For comparison, the original US version uses an evenly-spaced $200, $400, $600, $800, and $1000.
Steam Replay 2025: - 67 games played - 194 achievements - 1071 sessions - 21 new games Most played games: - Mahjong Soul (18% playtime) - Tetris The Grand Master 4: Absolute Eye (15% playtime) - Rocket League (14% playtime) - Balatro (6% playtime) - Shadow Labyrinth (6% playtime)
Screenshot of a completed save file for Metroid Prime 4. Stats are as follows: Scans: 97% Items: 98% Play Time: 17h 27m Difficulty: Normal
Hideo Kojima at The Game Awards 2016 standing next to Schick Hydrobot, a guy in a robot costume with a razor for a head.
A picture of a smiling snowman in front of a Christmas tree. He's wearing a top hat and a scarf. At the top it reads "Winter Time."