Kim K 🏳️‍🌈

@tkimk.bsky.social

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He/him Born/raised in Tkaronto, on the land most often referred to as "Canada". Here because 5 other social media platforms weren't enough.

Four panel comic showing a bowl of orange soup in a white bowl with a spoon sitting in the soup and leaning against the bowl on one side. Only the handle of the spoon is visible and the end of the handle has a face which is speaking.
Frame 1: "Just doin' my job, ready to serve!"
Frame 2: "Hey this soup feels so nice and warm..."
Frame 3: The spoon has slid down into the soup with only the end of the handle now visible. "Think I'll just slide down a bit"
Frame 4: Only the very tip of the spoon with the eyes is still visible. "Aw ye-"

Tweet from Ken Jennings, from November 10, 2015: "It can't be a good sign that every fan who has ever seen the new Star Wars movie died shortly thereafter."

Tweet from Ken Jennings from September 22, 2014: "Nothing sadder than a hot person in a wheelchair."

Comic strip in four frames by www.mrlovenstein.com.
Frame 1: Tomato is arriving and asks, "Can I join the Berry Club?" Strawberry, sitting on the ground with Raspberry and Blueberry, answers, "Sorry Tomato, berries only."
Frame 2: Tomato holds up a note to Strawberry, and says "Actually, according to this article I AM a berry and you're not." Strawberry replies, "That's not possible! 'Berry' is right in my name!"
Frame 3: Strawberry is reading the article with one hand to his head, exclaiming, "No! This can't be! Accessory fruit?? What the hell is that?! What am I?!" Raspberry chimes in, "I'm not a berry either?!!"
Frame 4: Strawberry is now sitting in the distance looking unhappy, while Banana, Watermelon, and Tomato, with smiles on their faces, now sit with Blueberry. Blueberry comments, "These are strange times for Berry Club. Strange times..."

Meme from Jake (@squidslippers) which says: We really should make "oldest kid in the family day" where we all celebrate the oldest kids and thank them for taking one for the team and letting their parents use them as guinea pigs when it comes to parenting. You're the real MVPs.

Photo shows a minivan painted as the Mystery Machine from the Scooby Doo cartoon. The van is parked on a residential street with snow on the ground. The van's front hood is open and the entire front of the vehicle is engulfed in flames.
In the comments, user "RuinedChildhood" writes, "Jinkies". "EdgeBug" writes "Zoinks". "StarScreamsSwayingHips" writes "Jeepers". "AndIAmBurdenedWithGloriousFeels" writes "Ruh-roh". "Copper-Coal-Fueled-Elephants" writes "Fred stands in silence for he has no catchphrase."

Photo of twin buildings behind trees, at Don Mills Road and Green Belt Drive in Toronto. The buildings both have a diagonal pattern of squares that step back from the front corner to the opposite back corner. The surface is reminiscent of the old arcade video game, Q*Bert.

1978 Pontiac Firebird Formula in metallic blue, with a "for sale" sign on the front window

Opening image of the space station from the Star Trek series Deep Space Nine, with the episode title, "Vic Fontaine Must Die"

Pocoyo, the Spanish children's TV character, dressed all in blue with a head the same size as the rest of his body, lies face down on the floor with his arms splayed out. He appears to have been looking at a few photos or images spread out on the floor in front of him.

Matchbox 1/64 scale replica of Honda Element in orange/rust and charcoal

Hot Wheels Honda Odysset in silver with black trim

US gov't officials were *instructed* to refer to Alex Pretti as a "terrorist".

Be sure to use your language effectively as well.

ICE and DHS are terrorists.
Alex Pretti's death was not a murder, but an *execution*.

Man is feeding a log into a wood chipper. Caption reads, "Why is he putting logs in the billionaire machine"

Meme from Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith) which says: "Do other people's Thanksgivings operate the way my house did where dinner might be ready any time between 3 PM and 9:30 PM and the people cooking get very angry if you ask"

Short video showing car accident at intersection from a dash cam. The car in front pulls into the intersection on the green light, but is hit by two cars. The car's trunk pops open from the impact and two helium balloons rise up out of the trunk, as if to celebrate the collision.

A screenshot of the black hole from the side, or edge, so that almost nothing is visible - only a very thin outline

Screenshot of a post from @sarahlugor (platform unknown - probably Twitter) which says "hawkeye being in the avengers is like when you invite your little sibling somewhere because you feel bad"

Photo from May 13, 2015 of Kevin O'Leary participating on Celebrity Jeopardy. Posted by Howie (@mr_lifestyles) with the comment, "Not only did Kevin O'Leary finish Double Jeopardy with -$2800, he spelled his nickname wrong. What an idiot." In the photo we can see that Kevin spelled "Mr. Wonderful" with two "l"s.

Title: Car Talk with Martok (facebook.com/DominionMediaTV)
Frame 1: A shot of Martok on Deep Space Nine, sitting in front of a microphone with a lit-up sign that says "On the air".
Martok: "Hello you're on Car Talk"
Frame 2: The alien character from the "Darmok" episode is sitting in a Tesla Cybertruck.
Alien: "Miles O'Brien! On an average day!"
Frame 3:
Martok: "Oh it's you again... uhhh, Will Smith and Chris Rock at the Oscars."
Frame 4: The alien's fist is smashing the Cybertruck's display screen which is showing the message "Error: Shaka whe the walls fell"
Alien: "Captain America, the reference understood."

Meme showing huge pile of neatly stacked paper currency, with the caption, "Nigerian man dies and authorities find $27 Billion in his apartment. He had been trying to give it away for 15 years but no one would return his emails."

Screenshot from Twitter. Stephen King tweets "A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar. The rabbit says, 'I think I'm a typo.'"

A reply from Three Year Letterman (@3YearLetterman) says, "It's spelled rabbi Steve. This is really embarrassing for you as an 'author'."

Goose and down-jacket meme. Frame 1: person is saying "You know, Hitler did make the trains run on time...", and goose responds "Where were the trains going?" Frame 2: goose is now chasing person, shouting "Where were the trains going, motherfucker?"

Screenshot from The Onion. Photo of Donald Trump in London, England. Caption reads, "Trump spends entire U.K. Trip trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andrew from"

Drawing of a person in two odd positions on the floor. (1) Seated awkwardly, one leg flat, the other knee pointed up, partially reclining with chin aimed toward ceiling, saying "Crap." (2) Face planted on floor, shoulders, arms, knees and tops of feet on floor, bum up in the air, saying "Jesus Christ."

Meme posted but Dan O'Brien (@OtherDanOBrien):
Therapist: Anyways-
Me: "Anyways" isn't a word. You mean "anyway"
Therapist: ANYWAY, we were talking about your difficulty making friends

Meme from LizardsFromSpace account which says:
"2010. A Japanese woman sits down to take photos of her shiba inu dog for her blog. Suddenly, a man leaps out of a time portal. 'Sorry, I can't let you do this. I cannot tell you why.' She asks: 'Is it forbidden knowledge from the future?' He sighs: 'No, it's just too fucking stupid to explain.'"

Letter to the editor reads: "Enough with the wind already. Ever since they installed all those big fans on the hill it's become even windier. Whose bright idea was that? I've noticed when they're off, we get a nice calm spell. Please turn them off, at least on weekends. - Jeff Forbes, Idaho Falls"

A screenshot from the Assetto Corsa racing video game, but with the "Carby" skin installed which turns every car in the race into Carby (Kirby) from the Kirby video games; Kirby is a friendly looking pink blob which swallows objects - even cars

A Tesla Cybertruck with a vinyl wrap which disguises it to look like a green Ford F-150 pickup

Another day of disappointment in the obituaries

Meme that says: "11 PM: just one more YouTube video then I'm going to sleep." Then: "3 AM" and an image showing three very different chairs from the Jedi Council chambers, with the caption below: "What is the most comfy Jedi Council seat? (ANALYTICAL BREAKDOWN)"

Screenshot of a post by "howie, @mr_lifestyles" which says, "Not only did Kevin O'Leary finish Double Jeopardy with -$2800, he spelled his nickname wrong. What an idiot." Image shows Kevin O'Leary on the Celebrity Jeopardy game show, standing at his podium with his negative score displaying above his handwritten name: "KEVIN Mr. Wonderfull" (with two "l"s)

Photo from the movie Independence Day of a giant spaceship moving over NYC (before attacking it with a giant laser)

A photo of Toronto councillor Brad Bradford (widely disliked by his own constituents) when he was running for mayor, doing what he could to impress the city's diverse population - by eating patties

Parody Heritage Minute of the 2022 "Freedom Convoy" protest in Ottawa, and the "Balcony Man" who became a hero online when footage of him cursing at protesters went viral

A photo of 5 orcas in the ocean, photoshopped holding pots and cooking spoons. The caption reads, "BANG BANG BANG, THE WATER IS SAFE, SEND MORE BILLIONAIRES, BANG BANG BANG"

A 1/32 scale diecast model Nissan S-Cargo, in pink with black trim and soft-top (the top is plastic but molded to look like fabric with folds). As a cargo van, the business name on the side behind the door reads "S-Cargo Land" in turquoise with a stylized snail.

An editorial cartoon showing a room full of monkeys at typewriters. One lab assistant is coming out of the room holding a manuscript and saying to another lab assistant, "No Shakespeare yet, but here's another copy of 'Art of the Deal'."

Screenshot of social media post from Pierre Poilievre from June 2, 2022. He says "Today I introduced a Private Member's Bill to abolish all current vaccine mandates, and ban any and all future vaccine mandates. Give people back their medical freedom. Let them take back control of their lives." There is a membership link and an image repeating some of the text.

Photo of a Conservative election sign, but the person on the sign is a villain from the 1978 Superman movie. The text says "(Kneel before) General Zod for Prime Minister of Canada. Less evil han the other guys" and the quote "You will enjoy my generous protection." The person pictured on the sign is Terence Stamp as General Zod.

Skeet from bridget epitropakis on March 5, 2025: "The smoke that rises from the sistine chapel when a new pope is chosen actually comes from burning incriminating historical evidence of pedophilia"

Animated short entitled "Earth from the alien's point of view". Two green aliens in a spaceship are hovering some distance from earth. One says to the other, "What about that planet - you wanna stop down and check it out, say hi?" Cut to "Anime Con" and a geeky guy wearing cargo shorts, a hat, and a black shirt with blue flames and holding a blow-up doll. He says "I'm only attracted to 2D women because 3D women don't appreciate nice guys and also I can draw my 2D wife in any..." Cut back the the alien saying "All right, yeah, or we could blow it up, that's cool."

Top left frame: William Shatner in the Twilight Zone episode "Nightmare at 20,000 Feet", in which he is on an airplane in the window seat and yelling to everyone that there is something or someone outside the window of the plane, flying through a rainstorm at high altitude. The woman in the seat beside him is asleep.
Top right frame: William is again yelling, and this time you can see a scary humanoid figure right outside his window. No one sees what he does.
Bottom left frame: William Shatner in real life, aboard the Blue Origin spaceship, looking out the window.
Bottom right frame: William is turning away from the window with an uncertain expression on his face. The juxtaposition of the TV show images with real life is humorous.

Tapping the Weeble remote-control to display its motion

2 skeets from Kathi Wilson (midwifek.bsky.social): "This is where we're at. Told to us by a reliable friend who had 3 friends going into the US. They were saying 'Don't express any opinions' to each other. But when the border Nazis asked them what they thought of the US president, one of them said I'm glad he's not our president. He is now banned from entering the US for 5 years. Just for saying he doesn't like Trump. That's all it took."

A Dinky Toys Rambler Classic station wagon in pale green, pictured beside the yellow cardboard box packaging

Egg-shaped Sony remote control with buttons and a switch labelled in Japanese. The buttons are arranged to possible resemble a face: two small green eyes, a grey nose, two larger grey +/- buttons as cheeks, and a rounded indentation at the bottom as the mouth, containing four grey VCR controls (play, stop, reverse, and fast forward)

2-frame comic by Theo Moudakis. Frame 1: Doug Ford is saying "We're going to inflict as much pain as possible on the American people!" Frame 2: a map of the US marked with large billboards across the country which say "Coming soon - Another Therme Spa!"

Photo of Trump sitting at his desk in the White House, signing a document. The caption reads, "Trump signs executive order instructing all stock markets to go back up"

Photo of a 1:40 scale (approximately 9 cm long) toy car in its original packaging. It's a light green Nissan Figaro with a white top and a beige interior and hub caps. The model code on the box is SV-28

Trans flag, composed of 5 equal horizontal stripes: pale blue on top and bottom, white in centre, and pink in between the blue and white

Classic image from the original Speed Racer cartoon, showing Speed in an odd, twisting, maybe partially running stance, in front of his car, the Mach 5

Photo of someone's finger and thumb holding a Kleenex box which is perhaps 2 cm long

Top of image: Beyonce holding a microphone while wearing a red dress with large, ruffled, fan-like pieces at the sides, giving her an appearance similar to a dilophosaurus in Jurassic Park whose fan-like appendages flare when it is about to attack and paralyze its victim by spitting poison.
Bottom of image: Wayne Knight, as Nedry, crying with his eyes closed as the dilophosaurus has just spat poison in his face and is about to kill him

Movie poster for the movie "Cake" (2014) starring Jennifer Aniston. The photo is of Aniston with her hair blown partly over her face from the left, perhaps overexposed, with soft edges and an almost featureless white background.

A photo of young Anakin Skywalker on Tatooine, standing in the sun in front of a wall, but his shadow is of Shrek