Tim Yocum

@tky.io

132 Followers 195 Following

I get paid to press buttons on the Internet. Literally and quite often figuratively. ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶, Urbs in Horto, etc.

Mitch McConnell and Elaine Chao. Mitch is holding a newspaper and looks absolutely zooted out
A license plate from Illinois, “CADAVER” with a frame that reads “Beep beep creeps” and “Honk if you’re haunted” purporting to be from the “discount cemetery Los Angeles”
A screenshot from an opt-out page that includes the gaslighting and immaturely stupid "No more calls, no more texts -- we're breaking up" text, a common line used by marketers who think the exotic dancer really does love them.
Map showing 500 complaint locations across the US
Gas prices: 5.99, 6.49, 6.99 and 6.69 for diesel
A series of icons from Azure whereby they took the one for "Subscriptions" which is, for whatever reason, a key, and then drew a circle around it and called it good enough to represent their key vault service.
A white car sits parked outside a curved building with concrete columns on a movie set made to look like 80s East Berlin
Man casually mows his lawn while a tornado looms nearby
A confused looking ICE officer holding a bag from Tortazo at O'Hare. Author hopes the food self-deports in the officer's pants.
An orange whistle
A Franken-car electric conversion
Two Tims. One is appropriately groomed, the other is a slob.
Screenshot from X, The Everything App, of a NY Post article (derogatory) claiming that PAWGs are probably into trains and can’t focus on anything.
A nice gift wrapped in The Onion’s annual Xmas paper featuring the world’s dumbest rich guy.
Maria Pappas, style icon, with a fresh look every month
Google's search result for "Nick Reiner" includes Trump's deranged self-centered rant as Rob Reiner's cause of death which is, of course, ridiculously stupid, but we also live in the dumbest possible timeline where someone on the Internet is undoubtedly snickering gleefully in their mother's basement at this erroneous result while awaiting their Mom to cut the crusts off their peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
A food delivery robot named after an infamous Nazi because that’s a sentence that seems normal in the year of our nightmares, 2025.
A food delivery robot makes a sidewalk impassable.
Temperature graph showing 50 to 20 swing over a day.
3d printer waste aka what bryan johnson is missing out on
Old timey hat with a card that says “press”
Guy sweating over the choice between two buttons: yes and no
Cops and masked feds doing what they do
A gas pump. Unlike young girls, something Don Trump has never touched.
A screenshot showing 496 tabs, a testimony to apathy
A doodle interrupting Very Important Browsing via crotch route 1 to make a new round of demands.
Linda posts "Hot dog" on X, the everything for Nazi's app, and though it's amusing 490 people felt more needed to see it, we need more information on the 66 people who bookmarked it.
A screenshot showing the 311 app wherein a ticket was issued for trash trucks being too loud, too early.