Timosaurus Wrecks

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Film fan, dinosaur enthusiast, podcaster, woke-brawler, cosplayer, weirdo. Pronouns: he / him @cinemaspection.bsky.social www.cinemaspection.com

John Carter leaps high into the air with a cry, swords drawn, about to land into a mass of swarming green four-armed Martians in a scene from John Carter.
A publicity head shot of Linda Hamilton from the late 80s.
Robert Loggia looking bloodied, pale, and sullen in Innocent Blood.
Michelle Yeoh stripping off a shirt which she uses to knock a machine gun from the arms of a thug before hitting him with a spin kick in the face in a scene from Police Story 3.
Io the one-eyed cat reclining in front of the camera, looking adorable.
The movie poster for The River Wild
My wife and I dressed as aliens from They Live at Fan Expo Boston. She holds a handful with the subliminal message "CONFORM" in black and white. I'm holding a magazine that says "OBEY" in the same style.
The movie poster for Out of the Past.
A scene from Deep Rising showing Treat Williams about to go up a ladder saying "That's a year off my life."
The movie poster for Sole Survivor (1984).
A collage showing the three characters I'll be dressing as at Fan Expo Boston, showing The Spider on Friday, Dr. Bernardi from the Twilight Zone episode Eye of the Beholder on Saturday, and a yuppie alien ghoul from They Live on Sunday.
My recently viewed on Letterboxd showing The Odyssey (rated 4 1/2 stars, a rewatch), Dementia (rated 5 stars, a rewatch), Hackers (rated 2 1/2 stars, a rewatch), and Four Sisters (rated 2 1/2 stars).
A scene from The Hidden showing a small slimy creature exiting one guy's mouth to jump right into another unconscious guy's mouth.
The Dead Reckoning anti-zombie battle truck from Land of the Dead.
Maximilian the evil robot from the movie The Black Hole.
Three orange cans of Moxie soda, each can posed to show the illustration of the spokesperson in a suit and tie with slicked-back hair pointing somewhat menacingly and insistently at us.
A cartoon showing a weird squiggly guy with the caption "I have two moods." On the left we see squiggly guy with a big smile on his face as he stares at a yummy-looking cup of iced coffee. This mood is labeled "hehe." On the right we see squiggly guy looking angry and heaving a stool over his head. This mood is labeled "not hehe."
A still from Halloween showing Dr. Loomis and a caretaker in a cemetery looking at something on the ground. Loomis says "He came home."
My recently viewed on Letterboxd showing The Return of the Secaucus Seven (rated 4 1/2 stars), Retreat (rated 3 stars), Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (rated 4 1/2 stars, a rewatch), and Disclosure Day (rated 3 1/2 stars).
Annette Bening sighing in 20th Century Women.
An image of Clint Eastwood holding a phone asking someone off camera "How much of this shit do I have to listen to?" From In the Line of Fire.
A gif of Joe Spinell looking sweaty and straining as he stares down at camera in Maniac.
A gif from The Kids in the Hall's Pit of Ultimate Darkness sketch showing Dave Foley and Kevin McDonald with McDonald exclaiming "Evil! Evil! Impolite and evil!"
Count Orlock rising straight up from his coffin in a scene from Nosferatu (1922).
A gif from the movie Sneakers showing River Phoenix, Robert Redford, Dan Aykroyd, and Sidney Poitier huddled around a computer monitor looking at something.
A split screen shot from 500 Days of Summer. On the left we see Zoey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon Levitt's characters standing on a balcony smiling at each other. This is labeled "Expectations." On the right side, we see Gordon-Levitt standing on the same balcony alone, taking a drink. This is labeled "Reality."
An image of strange yellow/orange skies over Salem, Mass.
Two images of me dressed as two of Sam Neiil's most iconic movie characters: Dr. Alan Grant from Jurassic Park and John Trent from In the Mouth of Madness.
My reprint copy of Planet Stories volume 1, issue 1, showing Venusian Amazon warriors fighting grey alien monsters.
Me as a child holding my Imperial Toys Godzilla, circa 1986.
A photo of a 1980s-era Godzilla figure from Imperial Toys.
The logo for The Shadow showing the character's sinister face peering from between a black hat and upturned collar over text that says "The Shadow Knows".
My recently viewed on Letterboxd showing Suspiria (2018, rated 2 1/2 stars, a rewatch), Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956, rated 4 1/2 stars, a rewatch), Touch Me (rated 2 1/2 stars), and The Void (rated 3 stars, a rewatch).
A scene from The Muppet Movie showing Don Deluise (dressed in fishing gear) in a swamp asking Kermit the Frog "Can you help me? I seem to have lost my sense of direction!" Kermit (holding a banjo) replies "Have you tried Hare Krishna?"
An image from The Dark Crystal representative of current events showing Scott Jennings (portrayed here by the Chamberlain Skeksis) by the bedside of Mitch McConnell (portrayed here by the Skeksis Emperor).
An image from The Dark Crystal representative of current events showing a GOP senator (portrayed here by the Chamberlain Skeksis) by the bedside of Mitch McConnell (portrayed here by the Skeksis Emperor).
A photo of a Mego Toys Spider-Man figure from the late 70s/early 80s.
The title card for King Kong (1933).
Dan O'Bannon as Sgt. Pinback.
A gif from Dark Star showing Dan O'Connor as Sgt. Pinback facing camera, saying "My overtures were brutally rejected."
My recently viewed on Letterboxd showing Obsession (rated 3 1/2 stars), Two-Lane Blacktop (rated 3 1/2 stars), Blood Tea & Red String (rated 4 stars), and Backrooms (rated 4 stars, a rewatch).
A gif from Fast Company showing a dragster starting up and launching in a burst of smoke as the ever-cool John Saxon looks on.
My recently viewed on Letterboxd showing The Mortuary Assistant (rated 2 stars), Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part 6 (rated 3 1/2 stars, a rewatch), The Amazing Digital Circus: The Last Act (rated 4 stars), and Pixels (rated 1 1/2 stars).
A photo of Io, our one-eyed, big-hearted feline.
A dummy milliseconds before its head is destroyed by a shotgun blast in the original Dawn of the Dead.
The album cover for beautifulgarbage by Garbage.
A gif from Clue of someone sloppily pouring whiskey into four glasses, spilling it everywhere.
The movie poster for Devil in a Blue Dress.
My recently viewed on Letterboxd showing Tombs of the Blind Dead (rated 3 stars, a rewatch), The Crash (rated 3 1/2 stars), Flowers in the Attic (2014, rated 2 stars), and Find Your Friends (rated 2 stars).
The cover of the movie soundtrack for TRON, composed by Wendy Carlos
An image of Ray Bradbury sitting at a desk at his typewriter. The desk is covered by toys and weird objects, including models of the space shuttle and the Nautilus sub from 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea.
A promotional image for Stephen King's Golden Years showing an elderly man's face with green, glowing eyes standing in front of flames.
Claude Rains as Professor Challenger in the 1960 version of The Lost World.
A gif of the Gunstar ship spinning around firing in Death Blossom mode from The Last Starfighter.
The gold living phurba knife snarls in a GIF from The Shadow.
An image from the 1994 movie No Escape showing Stuart Wilson as Marek with his arm around Ray Liotta as Robbins.
An image from Time Bandits showing the title characters holding their time map and posing for a photo.
A GIF of Alec Baldwin in The Shadow, dressed all in black, striding down a foggy bridge at night.
William Forsythe as Al Capone from the 1990s Untouchables TV show.