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Stay for dinner and water and music. Profile header from @vashon_photo on the other site.

A screen cap from either Metal Gear Solid Phantom Pain or Ground Zeroes where Boss/Snake is addressing his soldiers saying, “Taco Bell is a brand that believes in living mas. You are all examples of the live mas mentality.
Richard Nixon smirking and looking positively coy sipping a drink through a straw out of some sort … I want to say it’s a goblet of some kind?
Eddie Murphy as Randy Watson saying “Sexual Chocolate” in “Coming to America”
What looks like the cover to a rap album featuring a cartoon bear or mouse wearing a hoodie, some gold chains and a pair of sunglasses in front of a roiling storm cloud with lightning bolts coming out of it, under the label, “Dr. Poop: It’s Getting Bad.”
A four panel comic. On the top left there sits a green skinned man in a red shirt and a pompadour saying, “hey, there’s a reason they call me Dr. Diarrhea.” The top right panel is a man in a hard hat entering the frame saying, “Nope! nope. Shut it down. Shut this one down.” The bottom left panel shows the second man dismantling the first as if he were theater prop, while someone from out of frame says, “load it all in the truck. Get it out of here.” The final panel on the bottom right shows a white square lying at an angle, as if the whole panel had been cleaned of everything from Dr. Diarrhea’s first panel and then fallen over, while two more speech bubbles come from out of frame saying, “Garbage. Just useless. Utterly pointless,” and “And pick up that frame.”
A portrait of Union general John Sedgwick from the American Civil War, who famously said, "They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance," right before being shot and killed by a sharpshooter.
A screen cap from the Simpsons where Bart and Lisa are in a cart passing through the underwhelming Screamatorium. They are passing an old woman who is saying (and is captioned) “Behold the ravages of age.”
Two BlueSky posts, the first a quote from @postmalone where they are talking about why Costco is successful, and the second from Shiv Ramadas commenting on the first, saying, “it’s fascinating to watch Costco lap everyone of these clowns because they have the only CEO in America who still thinks his job is to run a company that does business and not be the main character of life forging his personal legacy with one eye on the group chat to see if they’re impressed yet”
Jason Lee as a devil in the movie “Dogma” adjusting the thermostat to turn on the air conditioning, with his lines from this scene in text on the left side of the image: “No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater than central air.”
A still from Rowan Atkinson’s “Fatal Beating” sketch where he is on the right side of the frame, in the foreground, holding a cup of tea on a saucer, with another man sitting in the background looking to the left.
Rona from the Swan Boy comic, against a black background, with two speech bubbles saying, “Do you think that matters? You think reality is a circle of salt around my brain keeping witches out?”
An illustrated rat bard singing the “Yeah” part from Collective Soul’s “Shine”
A picture of William Forsythe as Flattop in the Dick Tracy movie from the early ‘90s.
The cover of an issue of the Economist from 2009 titled “California v Texas” featuring an illustration with a fat sad-sack trudging out of the ocean, carrying a beat up surf board saying “Golden State” and with a crab pinching his ass, looking at a buff happy man in a cowboy hat carrying a jet ski labeled “Lone Star”over his head running care free into the water.
Commander Data from the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode “Masks” where he is wearing one of the eponymous masks. Apparently Brett Spiner hated filming this episode?
Screenshot from the Simpsons where Mr. Burns’s doctor is demonstrating how Mr. Burns is still alive because all of his illnesses are effectively blocking each other like the Three Stooges trying to pass through a door at the same time. In the show he refers to this as Three Stooges Syndrome.
A picture of a teenage boy sitting on gym bleachers, under the headline, “Local teen would choose gun with night vision laser scope if he joined Army”
A scene from the first episode of Band of Brothers when all the paratroopers are sitting around at the airfield waiting to make their jump. Bill Guarnere is holding a mess tin and there is a caption that says “So that’s why they gave us ice cream.”
A picture of Seattle Seahawks kicker Jason Myers right after he made a kick attempt (so he looks all goofy with his leg extended) with an awkwardly added caption saying “Artillery is the king of battle”
A fake book cover (made to look like your average political commentary slop you see stacked in heaps at the bookstore) with the title “As You Have Forsaken Jeb, So Have You Forsaken Me. My Curse Shall Lie Upon This Nation For Seven Times Seven Generations” by Barbara Bush, with a close up of a smiling Barbara Bush where here eyes are completely blood red and her lipstick looks like it was applied by an insane woman.
A pic taken from a paused tv of Ensign Chekov in the Star Trek episode, “Who Mourns for Adonais?” in which Chekov has a very “Karen” hairstyle.