Tomas Midander

@tmidander.bsky.social

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Still picture of Spongebob, a cartoon spongebob dressed in brown pants, white shirt and red tie, lying on grass, being entirely dessicated.
Magic the Gathering card Sweltering Suns
Meme composed of 3 pictures of Gustave from the game Clair Obscur: Expedition 33. Next to each picture is a line of text. The first picture shows Gustave confidently smiling, with the text "'2026 will be my year!'" in red. The second picture shows Gustave with a neutral expression and a loading circle superimposed on him, as if it was a video stuck buffering. Next to him is the text "Blurred memory" the final picture shows a despondent Gustave with his own gun against his head, while bathed in red light, next to the word "July".
Meme picture. Trump is squinting while pointing up, with the text "I DID THAT!" underneath.
Picture showing a tweet by user @heelbitee, saying "accidentally became important at work n its ruining my life"
Short video showing runners passing by on Slottskogsgatan in the race Göteborgsvarvet (half marathon)
Meme picture showing a car in the process of crashing, with the text "When you find out your goat washed" superimposed.
Picture of a bald man smiling, standing in front of a path. The picture shows the title "Heartwarming: The Worst People You Know Are All Fighting"
Picture showing a meme. A sepia toned picture showing a young boy, holding an oversized mine pick, dressed in dark clothing and a helmet. He has a smoking pipe in his mouth. Overlaid are the words "The Children Yearn For The Mines".
Picture of a tweet: "accidentally became important at work n its ruining my life"
Screenshot from Fallout 4. A picture showing a brick building, with the game interface showing as a green rectangle, containing the phrase "Everyone disliked that."
Two pictures side by side from the TV series The Good Place. Picture 1 shows the character Chidi, a black man in short hair, glasses and a striped shirt, saying "Okay, but that's worse." Picture 2 shows the same person, saying "You do see how that's worse, right?"
A black and white picture showing the character Verso from the game Clair Obscur: Expedition 33, in a suit, white shirt and tie, with the text in bold letters, "LIFE KEEPS FORCING CRUEL CHOICES" superimposed over him.
Picture of two bluesky posts from user @veryimportant.lawyer, the first reads, working on a new unified theory of American reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now" The second post reads, "I'm strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm." Of course you do. You're twelve. "I don't want to eat vegetables. I think steak and French fries is the only meal." Hell yeah, homie, you're twelve. "Maybe if there's crime we should just send the army." Bless your heart my twelve-year-old buddy.
Bild på MSB:s utskick "Om krisen eller kriget kommer".
Meme picture shows two tweets from an anonymous user. The first tweet says, "About to go fight ill post the video after". The second tweet says, "I got my ass beat bruh, im not posting that shit." posted 30 minutes afterwards.
Tecknad bild i två rutor. Ruta ett. En teckning i gråskala på en man med kort hår, som rynkar på pannan och ser lätt olycklig ut. Han är klädd i vit skjorta, slips, och svarta byxor. Han korsar sina armar. Ruta två: en tecknad bild på samma man, som nu har lyft armarna ovanför huvudet samtidigt som han säger högt "I GUESS".
Bild på text från Göteborgs-Posten. "Sverige * Dermot Clemenger: 'Häxjakt'"
An overhead picture of a wooden table with a large number of rough, colored rectangles laid out over it. Each rectangle is covered in plastic, and is presumed to contain drugs.
Three pictures from a scene from Arrested Development, with dialogue superimposed: LINDSAY: "Well, did it work for those people?" TOBIAS: "No, it never does. I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but..." TOBIAS: "But it might work for us."
A picture of a Magic the Gathering card: Candy Grapple {1}{B} Instant Bargain (You may sacrifice an artifact, enchantment, or token as you cast this spell.) Target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn. If this spell was bargained, that creature gets -5/-5 until end of turn instead. “Don’t you mean ‘poisonous’? There’s no such thing as a venomous—AGGHHH!”
Bild på menyn till vänster på facebook, med "Flöden" underlinjerat i rött.
Dril tweet "Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Candles $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying" Postad 29e september, 2013
MTG card Owlbear Cub
En bild på en katt, med texten "not wearing my glasses anymore, I have seen enough." Credd: literallymecats
En bild tagen på Googles översättningsverktyg. Överst står det "Svenska - detected", sen en dubbelpilikon, sen "Engelska". I rutan under står det "fläsklägg". I nedersta rutan står det "pork eggs". Diverse ikoner syns dessutom, för olika funktioner.
Bild på Norrtäljepolitikern Staffan Tjörnhammar, en man med gråsprängt skägg, I kostym. Framför honom i bild syns en mikrofon med logotyp SVT på.
A greyscale close up picture of a brick wall. On the wall is written, "ALL IN ALL YOU'RE JUST ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL"
A picture from the Meet the Sniper trailer for the game Team Fortress 2. It shows an animated man in a vest and hat, holding a sniper rifle and with a grim smile on his face. On the right side, the letters "Meet the S" cab be seen.
meme about Demi Lovato: the picture shows two social media posts by ddlovato. The first says "GET A JOB", the second says "STAY AWAY FROM HER"
Four panel comic Panel one: a man in a red shirt is holding up dollar bills while saying "WOW I have too much money" Panel two: close up on the mans face, while dollar bills are raining down behind him, while he says "Dammit what am I gunna do with all this money" Panel three: the man is thoughtfully holding his chin while more money is raining. he says "It's literally falling out of my pockets! won't somebody please take some of this money?!" Panel four: A different man, in a suit and red tie is holding his hands, while saying "So anyway, that's how I imagine our target audiance (sic)".
MTG card Thallid. (Fallen Empires printing) Casting Cost: G Type: Summon Fungus Stats 1/1 Rules text: During your upkeep, put a spore counter on Thallid. 0: Remove three spore counters from Thallid to put a Saproling token into play. Treat this token as a 1/1 green creature.
Magic the Gathering card: Name: Feral Thallid Casting Cost: 3GGG Type: Creature — Fungus Rules Text: "At the beginning of your upkeep, put a spore counter on Feral Thallid. Remore three spore counters from Feral Thallid: Regenerate Feral Thallid." Stats: 6/3 Flavor text: "'Born and bred of fungus, thallids were nearly impossible to kill.' —Sarpadian Empires, vol. 1"
XKCD Comic 386 https://xkcd.com/386/ Single pane comic. A person out of frame (A) is talking to a stick figure sitting at a computer (B). The conversation goes as follows: (A): Are you coming to bed? (B): I can't. This is important. (A): What? (B) Someone is wrong on the internet.
Dwarfs?! Dawn of War II: Chaos Rising Civilization V - Digital Deluxe Civilization IV The complete edition X-COM Complete Pack
Still picture of a computer screen. The text on it says: "A STRANGE GAME. THE ONLY WINNING MOVE IS NOT TO PLAY."
picture for bluesky settings in swedish. it shows the category Tillgänglighet (availabiliity), where it says: "Alternativtext Kräv alternativtext innan publicering Visa större brickor för alternativtext"
Still picture. D.W. from the children's animated television series Arthur is standing at a closed door. She is looking at the door and saying "That sign can't stop me because I can't read!"
The Magic: the Gathering card "Waste Not". casting cost: 1B card type: Enchantment rules text: "Whenever an opponent discards a creature card, put a 2/2 black Zombie creature token onto the battlefield. Whenever an opponent discards a land card, add BB to your mana pool. Whenever an opponent discards a noncreature, nonland card, draw a card." flavor text: In italics, "Designed by the Magic Community. "
A three panel set of pictures, showing a young black child with salmon colored pants and a button up shirt in various poses. The expression on his face is serious. In each picture is different text superimposed. The first says "Congrats", the second "Happy for you", and the final "Nice".
STAR WARS - The Roleplaying Game, by West End Games
We're so back / It's so over meme. A curve schematically showing mood states in bipolar disorder, with red text overlaid on the outliers. Variants of "We're" back for mania, "It's over" for depression, and "bros..." for euthymia.
A picture showing a pondus in the distance, with a tree casting a shadow. Ducks are gathered under the shadow.
A pile of chanterelles lying on a table.
27 degrees celsius peak, today (17th july)
"I'm sorry, I thought this was America!"
Norman Rockwell Painting, "Freedom of Speech".
Dril-tweet från 2011: "'i'm not owned! im not owned!!', i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob"
Magic the Gathering card titled "Sweltering Suns"
A picture showing a stereotypical trolley problem, with a trolley going down tracks towards a group of people tied to the rails, and a man by the side holding a lever, that would switch the trolley to the other rail, where only one person is tied to the track. To the right, is a picture of a man in a pony tail, wearing glasses and a handsfree microphone, under which the text "I reject your premise." is overlaid.
Still picture. A man wearing a cap, with his mouth filled to the brim with unlit cigarettes. In the bottom left, text says "Smoking 130 cigarettes at once.". In the top right, a logo saying "iwonder TV" is seen.
A single frame comic showing a medieval peasant saying "We should improve society somewhat" while a modern man, emerging from a well, replies, "Yet you participate in society! Curious! I am very intelligent."
En parodibild med titeln: "Heartwarming: The worst people you know are all fighting". På bilden syns en skallig man som ler.
Lie Down // Try not to Cry // Cry a Lot.
Three panel comic. First Panel: The words "Lie Down", over a person lying on the ground with water around their face. The face is against the ground. Second Panel: the words "Try not to cry", as the figure turns over to the right, while holding his knees towards his chest. Third Panel: "Cry a lot." as the panel shows a close up on the figures face, a male face with tears pouring from the eyes, as his face lies on the side, with one cheek towards the floor, with a fresh new puddle of tears forming.
Still picture. Garrus Vakarian from Mass Effect looking through the scope of a futuristic scout rifle, an M-97 Viper.
"KOLUMNEN. Andreas Johansson Heinö är doktor i statsvetenskap, förläggare vid Timbro förlag och fristående kolumnist i Dagens Nyheter." förläggare vid Timbro förlag är understruket med röd linje.