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Front view of a painted miniature skeletal knight, wearing weathered, cracked black armor, a dirty teal cloak, and wielding an ancient corroded sword. A very small minion that looks like a skeletal halfling brandishes a dagger and tugs at his tattered cloak.
Front view of a painted miniature skeletal knight, wearing weathered, cracked black armor, a dirty teal cloak, and wielding an ancient corroded sword. A very small minion that looks like a skeletal halfling brandishes a dagger and tugs at his tattered cloak.
photo of a sign above a toilet that read "do not flush paper towels, they will clog the toilet" ominously cropped so that only "THEY WILL CLOG THE TOILET" is visible
Sikhirtya figurine with his arms in the air and sporting an antler from his head by Nenets artist Evgeniy Salinder.
Photo of an information kiosk at an aquarium, detailing a creature called the Grunt Sculpin
Photo of the ceiling of an electrical room. There is some air ducts meeting at a three-way junction that, if you're a weirdo, kinda look like a set of spread legs and ass
Screenshot of a Wikipedia reception section for the Italian film "La Casa 4: Witchery” that reads: 'Italian film critic Maurizio Porro, writing for Corriere della Sera, recommended the film to genre fans who would "enjoy ... the usual American-style doggerel on family neuroses"'
A photograph of a vending machine labeled Double Cool Double Cola, and the full front art features a denim blue jean texture
Photo of a pig in a stall with balls so swollen that a turd has become lodged atop them. This is relevant to the current interaction as the poster this is in response to has shit his balls
Photo of a person throwing a cast net while standing in calm, knee deep water
Close up of two British naval officers from the video game Holdfast. They look suspiciously like Beavis and Butthead
Photo taken from the interior of a porta-John, of where someone has written "sexpoop" in yellow wax pencil on the inside of the door
Bottle of Mr Pibb soda in its new packaging and spring a return to its original branding
2 miniature figures, one armed with a crossbow and another with a long bow, painted in blue coats
Photo of a miniature foot knight armed with a spear, in a blue tunic with cream sleeves
Two skeleton miniatures, both painted in a greenish yellow and holding a corroded scythe. The one on the left is washed darker and appears grimier.
A large red wild hog lazily walks by a piece of electrical equipment in a sandy wooded area
Unpainted miniature Sasquatch with a wizard hat, staff, and clutching a scroll
Photo of the Rockefeller center Christmas tree
Close up of a few dildos on the road, where road scratches or something appear like motion/vibration lines near them
And in progress painted miniature from the age of Sigmar war game. The figure is a vargeist, a humanoid bat-like creature long fleshy wings extending from his fingers to his elbows. Skin is a sickly gray, and the rest of the miniature is simply drybrushed black and white
Front view of a Deathrattle Skeleton Warhammer figurine. It is holding a bronze spear and shield and is wearing rusty, beat up armor.
Michael Ian Black, Ken Marino, and Robert Ben Garant in the "In the Bathroom" sketch from comedy TV show The State. A condom pulled over Ken's head has just burst as Robert comes out of a bathroom stall and Michael looks on in horrified surprise.
Closeup of a Star Wars Y-Wing cockpit miniature, with a pilot in the pilot seat and the canopy cocked open.
An age of Sigmar blood Knight miniature with grey drybrushing. It is an armored vampire with a mace, mounted on an armored skeletal horse.
Photo of a mostly fully-assembled Age of Sigmar Spearhead miniatures box, of the Soulblight Gravelords faction
Album cover for "Secaucus" by The Wrens
Painted Karlina von Carstein special edition miniature from Warhammer: Age of Sigmar
Photo of the words "fuck master yea M.F. that's me" scratched into the wall of a portajohn
Overhead view of the city of Vesper from the MMO Ultima Online