Sheila Toastcarraldo

@toasty.cx

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here comes the linestepper Theoretical degree in physics they/them for the pronoun game & also ace/aro and nonbinary for the rest 🏳️‍⚧️💊 6/5/26

Babe Ruth calling his home run
A map of the whole world except antartica showing six continents (Antarctica is the seventh)
A black and gold Triumph Daytona 675
A blacked out Triumph Bonneville bobber motorcycle looking like mechanical lust
Flowery wallpaper from 1973 or something
a chill person called meny.lol saying "sometimes it's wild to imagine that most people are happy at least sometimes" and this fucking dipshit 206bones.bsky.social saying "well that's because you're a cluekess dumbass white trash loser" like some kind of fucking asshole
johnny knoxville standing in front of six of the others in the jackass crew, knoxville is dressed like colonel kurtz and the other guys are in pastel colored shirts and shorts
the "babe it's 4pm time for your dick flattening/yes honey" meme
steve-o in black tights with a skeleton print on them, and he is wearing big ass platform leather boots that go up to just under his knee and they have soles that may be like 8 inches high
someone dressed up as a giant yellow fist jumping at and "punching" a skateboarder off of his board
danielle o'toole, professional softball pitcher, doing a fist pump and going LET'S GO after hitting ehren in the balls with a softball pitch, also johnny knoxville is there going "OHHHHHHHH" and holding his hands in the air kind of like the brazilian christ the redeemer statue
Steve-O getting SERIOUS
the jackass crew, some of whom are dressed as mimes, standing around to watch the mimes lick a tazer and try to remain silent
johnny knoxville being fired out of a cannon while wearing bird wings on his arms
ehren bashing his head on a cast iron pan he can't see because he escaped from one dark room in to another, also dark room with a bunch of shit hanging from the ceiling
chris pontius introducing zach holmes doing a stunt, zach is on a larger-than-usual minibike and has on a yellow shirt with a smiley face on it, and also a rainbow helmet
Steve-O looking great
Tony Hawk on the ground after having been uhhhhh let's say nickelodeon slimed by a white substance
a 10x10 grid of the box art for the game GEX: enter the gecko for the playstation, resulting in 100 gex as a reference to the band 100 gecs
The front 3/4 shot of a two tone red 1938 Avions Voisin C28
An enormous vintage car's grille with a brass eagle stop a globe with the text THE AMERICAN on it taken at a dramatic angle to try to show how big this thing was, with a US flag in the background visible
Two estrogen pills in a reused disposable contact lens case
A view of a rainy Philadelphia street
A bunch of Kalshi ads in a row trying to act like betting on historical events is a good thing and not fucking psychopathy
A scene from the matrix where Trinity is doing a levitating kick
My Miata parked on the street in Philadelphia
Achewood roast beef saying "oh man that is mega nasty, that is dog shit"
An Audi Quattro group B rally car with one broken wheel with a speech bubble drawn at the bottom of the picture so it looks like it's saying the quoted post
10,000 emoji based on the 100 emoji
A frog emoji combined with the emoji of a guy with a magnifying glass to imply the game title Frog Detective
The clover and hole emoji combined to imply the game title Clover Pit
the demon emoji combined with the ghost emoji to imply the game title "demon's souls"
The rain emoji but the raindrops are the blood drop emoji: blood rain (bloodrayne for the prompt)
PANEL 1: MATTIE and a GUY walking down the street. The GUY has a pin that says ALLY. He is pointing at a figure in the near foreground. ALLY GUY: Can you believe it? That guy that hates trans people…is on testosterone and has had cosmetic procedures! MATTIE: And? PANEL 2: Close in on the figure, it's ANOTHER GUY with an exaggerated chad face. VO: Don't you GET it? That's the same! Gender-affirming care! VO: If you want to get really pedantic, I guess? Maybe. But it doesn't really change anything– VO: He's the SAME as you! PANEL 3: MATTIE: hands on her hips. The ALLY GUY walks away triumphantly. ALLY GUY: That's right! The transsexual! Society's lowest creature! ALLY GUY: Haha, he is so owned. I'm going to go tell him. PANEL 4: MATTIE watches in the near foreground. Across the street the CHAD GUY is on his knees, crying. The ALLY GUY is turned towards MATTIE giving a thumbs-up and grinning huge.
The open engine bay of a hot rod, close up on the upper part of the engine. The valve covers and air cleaner are bright yellow, and there are red caps on the valve covers that say "OLDSMOBILE ROCKET" in yellow text outlined in blue
two blonde anime women in a purple room, one is in a black dress and one is in a red dress, both with large breasts. the one in the red dress is hefting hers and saying "my breasts have 1000 terabytes of memory..."
johnny knoxville painted to look like the background he is standing in front of, he's mostly a tree and a rainbow
johnny knoxville, ryan dunn, and steve-o dressed up as goofass golfers in a racquetball court with buckets on their heads as knoxville is about to smack a ball and bounce it around the room
dave england blasted with blue paint coming out of a portajohn
a pig named bob
ryan dunn jumping, just, WAY too high on a minibike
johnny knoxville wearing a football uniform with the number 69
johnny knoxville in old man makeup wearing a helmet with a propeller on top except that the propeller is more like a ceiling fan
some of the jackass crew standing around a table, wee man is looking in to the camera like jim from the office the guys present from left to right are the aforementioned wee man, preston (without a shirt), johnny knoxville (giggling profusely), ryan dunn (beard crusted with superglue) and bam margera (lookin regular)
wee man with the most shit eating grin of all time
ryan dunn threatening to punch bam margera in the face because bam glued his own hand to ryan's beard
ryan dunn walking out of a portajohn that has just exploded blue all over him
ryan dunn re-enacting the vintage speaker ad where the sound is blowing a guy away except he's being blown away by a jet engine
bam splashing brandon novak in the left side of his face with a cup of water ready to hit him in the right side of the face with a boxing gloved hand when he turns away from the water splash, captioned "the rocky"
the big ass hand from the high five prank hitting bam margera in the torso
all the jackass fellas standing in some clouds lined up with the colors of the rainbow and the word "jackass" captioned across the arc of the colors
my pantone birth chart showing four colors for my various categories, shades of pale blue, purple, burgundy, and pale pink
a facebook post from Kurtz Fukkit that says "Rope Bondage? Honey no this is north carolina we use ratchet straps"
A whole bunch of chocolate chip cookies with one really big cookie hanging out
diva down star clipart
A peroni beer and a beer hammer bottle opener
Jay Chandrasekhar going "come on" and having his hands out like fonzie going "ayyy" while Danger Ehren is dressed like racism after being extremely pranked
johnny knoxville riding a big red rocket