🇨🇦 Todd Bee <🖕🍊>

@toddalio.bsky.social

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Everyone's favourite free-range, locally-sourced, organic, friendly-neighbourhood Linux admin. Take off, eh? Neither related to Samantha, nor made of actual bees. He / Him / His

Image of a black, white, and yellow striped caterpillar munching on a green milkweed leaf.
A line graph depicting UK sales of petrol vs electric vehicles over a 12 month period. The petrol car line is the top line, and the electric car line is the bottom line. Initially the petrol cat line is higher than the electric car line. Together the lines rise, but the petrol line ultimately starts to decline, and the two lines eventually meet. The outline of the two lines looks similar to a goose's neck, head, and beak.
An image of the Deep Space Nine space station from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. It's been created with a text generator, and a title card style caption that reads "The One Where Ross Adopts A Tribble".
A three-panel meme-style cartoon based on 3 frames from the "Krusty Gets Kancelled" Simpsons episode. In the first panel, Gabbo the ventrioquist's dummy sits on the lap of his partner, Arthur Crandall. The caption read "Microsoft Announces Windows Changes" In the second panel, we still see Arthur & Gabbo together on a chair, but a TV cameraman & a camera with a red light turned on is in the foreground. The caption reads "...more taskbar customization including vertical and horizontal positions..." In the third panel, we see nearly the same image, but the camera's light is now off, and his finger is pointing toward Gabbo and Arthur, indicating they're off the air. The caption reads "and... cut." Below, a second caption reads "There, that ought to hold the little S.O.B.s"
A photo of a deciduous tree in winter. The tree is bare of leaves, and its branches are covered in ice from a recent storm. Behind the tree is a cold blue winter sky, and the sun, causing the ice-covered branches to glow, and the thicker trunk to appear in silhouette.
Ann Dowd, dressed in a plain brown uniform with a stern look on her face, in character as Aunt Lydia from The Handmaid's Tale TV series.
An image of an assembled 665-piece Lego Creeper, which is a hostile mob from the game Minecraft.
An image from a Canadian Tire (a Canadian retailer) digital flyer. The image depicts a black bag with carry handles that comes with 24 hockey pucks. The bag displays the red triangular Canadian Tire logo, with a green maple leaf centred at the top & the words Canadian Tire in the middle of the logo in white. The puck bag can also double as a cooler bag.
A screenshot of a JPEG in an e-mail from Disney+. The Disney+ logo is at the top, and below, the text reads "your Disney+ subscription has been cancelled"
An image of a display at Kentucky's Creation Museum, depicting humans living alongside dinosaurs. A female, front & right is kneeling, and performing some sort of task with a wooden tool in her hand. Two velociraptor-looking dinosaurs, maybe about 2 metres in height are behind her and to the left.
A 1980s style beige station wagon with wood paneling on the side.
A parody image of a Tweet that Donald Trump might send. The text reads: Effective IMMEDIATELY: due to the OUTRAGEOUS assault on our staff using a SUBMARINE SANDWICH as a BLUNT INSTRUMENT, all 12-INCH subs are hereby CLASSIFIED as weapons of MASS DESTRUCTION and only 6-INCH subs are PERMITTED! Thank YOU for your attention to this matter!!!
An entire wall of assorted clothing, all in various camouflage prints.
Image of an iceberg floating in the Atlantic ocean. The iceberg resembles a phallus, or mushroom. Calling it shaped like a mushroom is a bit of a stretch, but the author of this lame reply joke is using the phrase "an ice mushroom" to parody the original poster's message of a photo of a mushroom labeled "a nice mushroom". Same set off letters, but moving the space to a different place changes the message. And now, in being too wordy, and overexplaining, and, well, please don't like, or repost this. It'll only encourage Toddalio.
Tacky photo of Jeff Bezos & Lauren Sanchez sitting in a truck. Jeff is wearing jeans, a black t-shirt, and a cowboy hat. Lauren is wearing a white tank top, and had her arms wrapped around Jeff. Both have a 1000 metre state on their faces.
The temperature display on a car gauge, reading 38°C
Image of 3 bullrushes growing. There is a blurred pond in the background.
A close-up photo of an orchid in bloom, with four open blossoms, and two more that are yet to flower. The flowers have outer white petals, with a pink accent on the smaller petals closer to the stamen.
An image of Donald Trump looking sad while in attendance at his 45 million dollar 79th birthday military parade.
A picture of the President of the United States of Fuhrmerica, and the Chief Explosions Officer of SpaceX sitting in a Tesla Model S.
A cooling rack holding approx. a dozen homemade soft pretzels.
A woman using the "Licki Brush" on a white cat. The product is a silicone tongue which helps cat owners lick their pets without their tongues touching them.
A picture of the awful restoration job done on Ecce Mono, the fresco painting of Jesus
A cartoon image of Link, the protagonist from Nintendo games The Legend of Zelda, Zelda II: The Adventure of Link, etc.
Image of an unwanted text message initiated by the Ontario Conservative Party. Message reads: Texting with (365) 654-0504 (SMS/MMS) It's Doug Ford. I'll fight to defend Ontario's jobs and or economy from Trump's Tariffs. REPLY > YES if I have your Support. stop to stop Reply reads: Fuck you, you corrupt motherfucker. Eat shit, and I hope you lose your job.
An image of Sonic The Hedgehog, Tails the Fox, and Knuckles the Echidna from the Sonic Mania game.
A retro 1980's style cathode ray tube television, complete with convex glass screen, mechanical dials, and housed in a wooden console/case. These things were heavy AF & caused 55% of all back-related injuries during this time period.
Baba Yaga's hut: a small cabin made out of wood standing on chicken legs.
A late autumn grey-blue sky in a suburb communicator just outside of Toronto. The sun is low on the horizon and it is partly occluded by some trees and shrubs in the foreground.
The text of this image contains the following list of holidays: bodHi day sAturnalia kramPusnacht pancha ganaPati Yule Hanukkah sOlstice mawLid el-nabi chrIstmas Dongzhi festival kwanzAa soYal feStivus Each of the above listed holidays has one letter in its name capitalized. All of the capitalized letters are aligned vertically, so they're read as HAPPY HOLIDAYS
A 2-person collage with Jeri Ryan on the left, and Ernest Borgnine on the right.
A poster for the short-lived sitcom The Single Guy featuring pictures of the cast, including but not limited to Jonathan Silverman, Ming-Na Wen, and Ernest Borgnine.
An AI generated image of Toronto's skyline and the CN Tower. The CN Tower has an escalator that runs from ground level on a 45 degree angle up to the observation deck. It takes up a ridiculous amount of space, and is both an eyesore, and a laughably bad idea.
A panoramic pic of sunny day with a couple of white fluffy clouds on a mostly empty empty stony beach in Longobardi, Cosenza, Calabria, Italy.
Futurama's Fry, Leela, and Bender walking into a cave and discovering that Slurm, a popular in-show beverage is made from the sections of a gland in the giant Slurm Queen
Homer Simpson drinking wax from a candle
A screenshot of an animated GIF of a deciduous tree releasing a load of pollen
Heinz coming soon advertisement for dill pickle ketchup
Image of a casket that is for sale on Amazon
An image of a payphone
Picture of a lawn & two Mulberry trees covered in a dusting of snow on the first day of Spring
A Lovecraftian monster photobombing a painting that is similar to Van Gogh's Starry Night
Snowdrops flowering in a mostly-frozen garden during February in Ontario
Image of a cute baby porcupine on a branch
An painting in the style of Norman Rockwell with Cookie Monster and Darth Vader having a snowball fight