Toes

@toesknows.bsky.social

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Dame Toes chose us to serve her every whim in her dotage. Beautiful, snuggly and exceedingly vocal manager of humans. 21 Knows things [Toes is in charge of replies, brackets show she's allowed her hoom to speak!] #CatsofBsky #Plundercats #SeniorCat #uk

Two tabby cats replace Mulder & Scully in an X files poster. A postman and a boiler man also feature.
A greeting card. The design is black cat peering from the bottom of the card with many pigeons peering down behind it.
A longhaired tortie cat sits on a stool with a large cream horn in front of her
A paper bag with The Goodies on being held by the paw of a cat
A smoking tortie cat is driving a flatbed lorry loaded with cocktail fountains
A beautiful tabby cat wearing a birthday hat is lounging and holding a bottle of champagne
3 cats dressed up at a disco with bottles of drink and a cocktail fountain
A night scene where a handsome tabby cat gazes up to a Provalone moon. Another handsome tabby cat looks on from his rocky outcrop perch. Tuna constellations hang in the starry sky and a TK Maxx bagg rests forlornly at the base of the rocks.
3 cats meowing together
A longhaired tortie cat sits on a cabinet next to a nighttime globe
A beautiful tabby cat is celebrating her birthday. She is lying down holding a big tuna and is surrounded by gifts and balloons. She is wearing a party hat with 2 on it.
A Tortie cat in an army bandana throws multiple croissants at a plague doctor
A meowing tortie cat wearing a camo bandana and carrying a croissant
A Mr Men yogurt from the UK in the 1980s
View from the back of a longhaired tortie cat loafing on a stool
Close up on the chin and nose of a longhaired tortie cat
A longhaired tortie cat is lying on a bed, she has her head upside down and is showing the underneath of one paw
A Roost doodle of Toes the cat
An older lady smoking a cigarette with the back of a tortie cat as her hair
A cat in a red cloak and a grey horse are diving into a grand fountain
A group of well dressed cats in a fancy pink themed room at the Bluesky Prom
A group of well dressed cats in a fancy pink themed room at the Bluesky Prom
Well dressed cats at a fantastical bar
A group of well dressed cats on a party bus
A Tortie cat dressed like Little Red Riding Hood stands in front of the Bluesky Country Club. Her pony and trap are behind her.
A handsome tabby cat wearing a tuxedo in a fashion house
Blurry shot of the incoming head of a longhaired tortie cat
Brian is bestowed a paw boop on the nose by a tortie cat
Two cats with dayglow wigs are outside the Epping branch of Peacocks.
Very close up on the face of a longhaired tortie cat
In a boxing ring a victorious cat wearing blue boxing gloves sits on a defeated Film Flam Critta wearing red boxing gloves.
A longhaired tortie cat is on a Honduran beach after a resounding boxing victory. She is holding a trophy and wearing a t shirt depicting her win.
A sad looking longhaired tortie cat is sat behind a glass door waiting to be let in to a house. It was not her house.
A longhaired tortie cat gives slow blinks
A longhaired tortie cat looks like she's guzzling cat wine at a cat party
A crystal ball containing Krystle Carrington sits on a table in a Home Bargains staff room
A group of cats in 2 paper lined cardboard boxes
A longhaired tortie cat is playing with a pink feather wand
A tortie cat is showing a knitted fish toy to a handsome grey and white cat
A tabby cat is resting in a sardine tin cat box. It looks like it is surrounded by water. A tortie cat is floating outside in a life ring holding a bottle of gin
The profile of longhaired tortie cat
The front legs and paws of a longhaired tortie cat
A longhaired tortie cat is sitting on a stool in front of a window. She has left her tail draped over the radiator behind her.
Close up on the face of a longhaired tortie cat
Very close up on the face of a longhaired tortie cat
A longhaired tortie cat is bopping a punch bag in a gym
A 3d printed cube that is short along one axis. Colored metallic green with two black dots for eyes and a smile. It is being mega bopped into the air by the paw of a longhaired tortie cat.
A sunny day by Littlehampton harbour on the River Arun, Sussex, UK
A longhaired tortie cat is moving her face towards the camera
A can of Quatro drink
Close up on the face of a longhaired tortie cat
A tortie cat kisses the head of a sleeping Siamese cat
A business card for a cat health and safety specialist
A longhaired tortie cat is resting with her head upside down
Cats relaxing on the deck of a pirate galleon anchored on the Thames river near Tower Bridge. The Shard is in the background. Post catspeak reads: Oh that was a ride!! Flash saved Jake and Joe expertly bounced back up to the top of the Shard and caught the mouse! I think we can all agree that #zorbunjink is perfecktly safe! #plundercats Join us on deck for toonaritaz after you have had a go!!
A tabby cat is flying through the air as his Zorb ball is popped by Tower Bridge. An orange pirate cat on a galleon deck readies to catch him in a net Post catspeak reads: Oh shit!! The Tower popped Jake's ball but Flash has got him covered!!... (Lucky we did such a thorough risk assessment 😸)
As a tabby cat in a Zorb ball flies towards Tower Bridge an orange cat with an eye patch zip lines down to a pirate galleon. Post catspeak reads: Flash to the rescue!! He's zip lining in to his galleon just in time to save the day!...
A tabby cat in a Zorb ball is free falling from the Shard building as his bungee cord breaks. A tortie safety cat tries to catch him in a net. A second tabby cat is performing a perfect zorbunjee manoeuvre in the background. Post catspeak reads: No!! Something broke Jake's bungee!!! I missed him with my net and he's headed towards Tower Bridge!!!...
Two tabby cats in Zorb balls descend the Shard building. A tortie safety cat looks on from a crane. Post catspeak reads: Ok #plundercats Flash says they are ready to rock and roll! 5... 4... 3... 2...1... We have Zorb off! (Um Flash, did I just see a mouse up there?! 👀)
Two tabby cats inside Zorb balls on top of the Shard building. An orange cat shouts instructions to them. Post catspeak reads: Here they are!! Flash is in charge of the #zorbunjink descent, he's checking they are tied on good. Joe is assuming the correct zorb position while Jake is going for a more relaxed approach!...