Tim "They Call Me Tojo" Johnson

@tojo2k.bsky.social

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A clip from Aliens. Ripley is saying, "I say we take off and nuke it from orbit. (Pause) It's the only way to be sure."
A clip from the movie Pootie Tang. The titular hero, a skinny black man with glasses, an unbuttoned shirt, mustache and pony tail braid is dodging bullets in slow motion and deflecting them with his ponytail.
A screenshot from Baskin, a Turkish horror movie. Five police men are sitting at a diner in the middle of the night joking with each other. The closed caption says : "Yavuz, I bet you actually fucked a chicken before."
Excerpt from a LinkedIn post: Remember Y2K? My mother worked in IT in the 90s, so I heard about it around the dinner table when I was a young adult. Same class of bug: a number overflows and sends the clock back to the past.
The box art for 2007's Overlord. A menacing-looking overlord in full armor with their face obscured surrounded by mischievous goblins with wild eyes.
A meme with Zoidberg from Futurama. The caption reads: "ONCE AGAIN, THE CONSERVATIVE, SANDWICH-HEAVY PORTIOLO PAYS OFF FOR THE HUNGRY INVESTOR!"
A screenshot from Margaret Tchatcheuse's video for "Britney". A group of college-aged people are on a grass lawn between buildings, which I will assume is somewhere in France. A woman with a blue Nike shirt is shaving the head of a man in a whie tank top and several other people are smiling and horsing around in the foreground and behind her. In the background are several people standing around and a person sitting on a blanket. The caption reads [musique].
The cover art for Tammy and the T-Rex starring Denise Richardson. She is seen riding a T-Rex in the city.
Yukk, a humanoid dog with gray fur whose face is so ugly it must remain covered by a miniature dog house.
A picture of Chucky from Child's Play.
Poster for the movie Sorcerer, starting Roy Schneider. The picture shows an old truck crossing a rickety rope bridge in a jungle.
Cover art for Broken Social Scene's album You Forgot It In People.
A picture of a player on the Argentina team at the World Cup. The caption reads, "by the gorilla serum".
Pop-up message: "The post you're replying to was marked as being written in Japanese by its author. Would you like to reply in Japanese?"
A picture of Pinhead from the Hellraiser series. Hits head has a pale deathly pallor, and has been divided into square segments with nails hammered into his skull at the intersections.
Warning pop-up with "The post you're replying to was marked as being written in Spanish by its author. Would you like to reply in Spanish?"
A screenshot from Roster Fighter. Keiji the roster looks at the camera with an sheet and determined expression. There are small blood splatters on his break and feathers. Caption: "It really makes my crown curl."
A black and white photo through a dirty bus stop shelter. Abstract waves in white are painted on the glass, and the curved roof and straight lines of the other side are visible darkly.
A middle-aged white dork with a baseball cap, glasses, and a salt and pepper beard that is heavy on the salt. The cap has a picture of an unhappy Ren from Ren and Stimpy. The shirt has an outline of a cat with the caption "Tell your cat I said pspsps".
A cover shot for the Sledge Hammer! TV show, a silly comedy from the 90s about a police officer obsessed with his gun and violence. The Captain Trunk is on the left (black man with a thick mustache and a white dress shirt with a tie), Sledge is in the middle (white man with hairspray-styled blonde hair with a square jaw in a suit with a red tie brandishing a gun), and Detective Dori Doreau on the right (white woman with blonde hair in a green dress with folded arms. They are all standing in front of an American flag.
The newspaper boy with the switchblade comb demanding his two dollars in Better Off Dead.
A long shot of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters, a jolly marshmallow man with an old fashioned sailor outfit the size of a skyscraper stomping his way through the streets of New York.
Cover art for "One Cut of the Dead".
A screenshot from Ghostbusters. An elderly female ethereal ghost is reading a book in the library and motioning for silence.
A picture of 790, the disembodied robot head from Lexx, on his wheeled platform.
Cover art for Dorohedoro. A woman in a light blue jumpsuit with blonde hair, a man with a lizard head, a man with a mask that looks like a human heart all pop out from the center along with a few other characters.
A panel from an atomic age comic. An excited boy with a crown cap is talking to a grown man in WWII pilot attire. Boy: You're the man who licked Baron von Tundra... Aren't 'ch as? Man: Any American can lick a Nazi, Sammy
The cover art for Kaboom, an Atari 2600 game. It shows a cartoon villain in a black and white striped shirt with a black mask on dripping bombs that are being caught in a water bucket.
A used cassette of Tool's album Undertow.
A comment from Sarah Connor: "Is this how we Get terminators? It is, isn't it? No Fate but what we make for ourselves.."
A picture of a Robotech Tomahawk bipedal mech.
The poster for Escape From New York, showing tall skyscrapers over a decapitated head of the Statue of Liberty.
Background is colorful dolphins and unicorns and butterflies and rainbows. In the field is a rainbow-colored cute kitten and sparkles. Main image: Rhett Butler from Gone With the Wind says to Scarlett O'Hara, "Lisa Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."
Side profile of JT. She was a trans woman of Filipina heritage, hair in a bun, nose ring, dark purple lipstick. This is the image from her GitHub repo.
A screencap of a single called BOMWANA by "B BLACK". An African sunset with what looks like umbrella thorn trees. In the foreground are two children holding hands, a boy and a girl. Tidal has it incorrectly labeled as a song by Big Black, the Steve Albini band from the late 80s.
A screenshot from It's Florida, Man. It shows a misty cemetery with uneven gravestones in autumn with dried leaves on the ground. The closed caption reads: "(juggalo chanting in Latin)".
The character from the famous Scanners scene, just before his head explodes.
A movie frame from The Jerk. Steve Martin is dressed as an old-timey gas station attendant with a shocked look on his face. In the actual movie he's yelling "HE HATES THE CANS! GET AWAY FROM THE CANS!"
An off-screen hand holds up a children's book. In the center of the page a cartoon depiction of Louis Pasteur holding a giant syringe with French soldiers inside marching towards the needle. text: "Very easily", said Louis Pasteur. "My Magical Soldiers can march through long needles and into little boys. They march together like a mighty army." "But needles hurt," said Joey. "Sometimes," admitted Dr. Pasteur. "But can you be brave, Joey, while my Magical Soldiers march into you?"
An old white guy in a tan suit with a blonde wig floating just above his head.
Wikipedia article on Donald Trump that apparently read: Donald John Trump (June 14, 1946 - August 29, 2025) was an American politician, media personality, and businessman who was the 47th president of the United States. A member of the Republican Party, he served as the 45th president from 2017 to 2021 and the 47th president from 2025 to later the same year before dying of doo-doo disease.
From the Terminator movies, a person gripping a chainlink fence is blown away by the fiery blast of a nuclear explosion, revealing the skeleton underneath.
Blues Brothers "we've got both kinds" meme image.
A panel from a TinTin Comic. Tintin, a boy with swept-up blonde hair and flushed cheeks wearing a trench coat is talking to haggard-looking sea captain with a scraggly beard and black hair leaning over the bar, staring at the floor. Next to him a small dog eyes his neglected beer excitedly. Captain: What a week, huh? Tintin: Captain, it's Wednesday
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The cover of the movie Spaceballs in Spanish. It is translated as "La Loca History De Las Galaxias".
A screen capture from a movie with a man's face and the subtitle "Oh, computers."
A Twitter retweet by brandon* (@brndxix) of a Twitter post by Lawrence Fox (@LozzaFox). It's a picture with the words PRIDEMONTH in white, evenly-spaced bold letters. The letters on the edges fade to black while the center letters start turning rainbow-colored so that the word DEMON in rainbow colors is spelled out between the horns of an awesome rainbow-colored goat demon with sharp teeth and a lion's mane. Altogether it's pretty Metal.
A welcome mat with the words "NOT WELCOME GO AWAY" on it.
A washed-out picture of a man showing his hand tattoos. He has four small, cheap tattoos between his knuckle and first finger joint: A marijuana leaf, a smiley face with x-ed out eyes, a cross, and a skull. Above the pictures, much darker and obviously added using mspaint or an equivalent image editing software are one letter per tattoo spelling MS13.
A picture of Elvis' Beaureau of Narcotics and Dangerous Substances badge and wallet ID.
A white cat with Brien accents and a yellow collar paws at a window. On the window is a sign that reads "No beating guests" in English and Japanese.
Scruffy again, looking thoughtfully off to the lower-left.
A black-and-white picture of a Chihuahua-terrier mix with long wiry hair and big eyes wrapped in a plaid cloth.
The bottom of the Drive Move dialog, with a tiny icon that is not obviously a button for creating a new folder on the left side.
Manchas the Norwegian Forest Cat is rolled on his back on the bed while I'm kneading the long, fluffy hair on his belly. His fur is tousled and his one of his fuzzy feet is lightly pinched between my thumb and forefinger. He is in the lap of luxury, but he is never satisfied, because he is a cat.
A wet, partly illegible piece of paper stapled to a utility pole in Seattle near Capitol Hill. Someone seems upset with Timothy, whose name is in all caps, bold-faced, and huge letters in the middle. Some text from the paper below so you get the idea: ...and transform the El Rey Iding in Belltown. While CAM paints a utopian vision of artistic collaboration, commun ce, and affordable housing, this call for do... ons and endorsements has given us ome serious pause. It reminds us ofthe repeated false promises and social shortcomings we hve witnessed and experienced from Timothy. We feel like we are failing his future collaborators' we don't ask the question... TIMOTHY Are you ready to be accountable now? Your ability to engage incredible and talented artists is enviable, as is your knack for finding community builders, willing to give it all to your projects. However, your behavior has left many of us who have interacted with CAM feeling heart broken, used, and manipulated after having our values and contributions cynically trampled. Now that you have shaken all the hands, kissed all the babies, and taken money from the corporate overlords, you are in a great position to have an amazing impact in the Seattle art community. The intention of this letter is not to ruin your life or your project. We have always wanted you to be who you say you are, and we know you are capable of it. In light of that, we have a few questions. We are asking on behalf of all the people who have or will give you their time, labor, and financial resources:
Close-up shot of an old concrete construction barrier. Several layers of yellow paint have cracked and fallen away and the tiny stones from the concrete further give it a rough texture. On top of all of this, a thin layer of moss is growing. A strip of background is visible at the top, showing an out-of-focus blue tarp.
A moss-covered tree with fern-like leaves growing out the side. It is spotted with lichen, and to the right is a sidewalk and road. The mossy base of the trunk of a cedar can be seen in the background growing crookedly off to the left.
A zoomed in face shot of an unhappy Elon Musk. "You guys have a group chat?"