Darby

@tokenliberal.bsky.social

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đź“Ť Columbus, Ohio. Raging liberal. Chaotic good. Columbus Crew supporter. Kansas City Chiefs fan. D&D nerd. Books, beer, bourbon. Cats are awesome. 86 billionaires. The GOP is irredeemable. He/him.

Text from one of those shitty quote will buy your house quote types. The douche in question is asking for the wrong person (not me) and the wrong address. I told him to fuck himself with a rusty chainsaw.
Dairy Queen sign advertising a Mexican style hot chocolate Blizzard made with ABUELITA™.
Wikipedia article on xennials. Birth years are between 1977 and 1983.
A cheez-it brand pizza
Post on bluesky that should have a picture but it's just a black box
Back to back NYT headlines. One about Trump enriching himself to the tune of billions of dollars, one about Ruben Gallego using campaign funds for personal travel.
Kroger ad for frozen shrimp. On sale for $15.98 for 2 lbs, regularly $17.98.
Photo of the Rockmill Taproom from a table in the distance. There is an adult beverage on the table surrounded by trees.
NYT headline: Iranian forces say they closed Strait of Hormuz
An altered image showing Rob Lowe wearing a ball cap that just says "Concacaf"
Rob Lowe wearing a black ball cap that has the NFL logo on it
A front view of a painted fantasy miniature of a skinny hill giant with a goblin sitting on his shoulder
A screenshot of a Fanatics ad. It is selling a Diego Luna USMNT jersey; he is not on the 2026 World Cup roster.
Article about the White House honoring Harambe
Ad that says "Temu clearance" and "40 ft container swimming pool" It's literally a shipping container.
Video of a chipmunk sitting on concrete steps, chirping loudly.
Email header in an inbox. It says Bez is back.
A graphic with Hounddog Pizza sauce options. Pesto, Joes, original, spicy, howlin' hot.
Bit by bit it got out to me, via conversations with multiple folks around the league starting in March, that Rydström thought this Crew squad was "soft."
Big thumb guy meme. On the left is "some rando" telling "bluesky is dead." On the right is a group labeled "bluesky" giving them a thumbs up and then going back to talking amongst themselves.
A waffle maker. It's not dirty at all. C'mon, Dave.
NYT Strands puzzle with the theme "get up and go." The highlighted word is "CIALIS."
A "for lease" sign in a window with an AOL email address
An electronic price tag in the meat section of a Kroger grocery store
The field for the Columbus Crew, cut in a circular pattern.
A turtle crossing the street
A white tailgate canopy, half way open, along with camp chairs and some flags sitting in the sun on a driveway. The car behind it has the windows and trunk open as well.
Columbus skyline east of Crew stadium. Dark clouds.
A display of candy at a grocery store in red white and blue colors.
Columbus Crew (-): A costly point, given Wessam Abou Ali's season-ending torn ACL. Here's the test for the Crew's culture in re: player development: Chase Adams, who turns 18 this week, is a true No. 9 who has been killing it in Next Pro (4 goals in 5 games and great underlyings). He's the same age as Julian Hall and is the closest thing Columbus have to a like-for-like replacement for Abou Ali. Teams around the league are trusting young players more than ever before. It's the Crew's turn to take that plunge.
A baby doll, face down in the street, with a large crack in its head
USMNT roster update: Columbus Crew's Patrick Schulte has been called into camp after Roman Celentano has been withdrawn to avoid injury risk.
#NWSLtoCBUS petition with 2,467 signatures.
Screenshot of MLS homepage. The top article is about Messi scoring his 900th goal. The second story is about Messi's Inter Miami getting ousted from the tournament by Nashville.
Screenshot of a mega millions lottery drawing. The cash option value listed is "$22.62445 Million."
Riced cauliflower bag that says "great new taste!"
Trump Removes Sanctions on Russia to Help Oil Flow Amid Iran Conflict Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said it was “unfortunate” that the move could benefit Russia, but maintained that it was only for the short term.
A bio website for Columbus Crew player Cesar Ruvalcaba. His birthplace is listed as "unknown, ISA."
U.S. at Fault in Strike on School in Iran, Preliminary Inquiry Says Outdated targeting data may have resulted in a mistaken missile strike, according to the ongoing military investigation, which undercuts President Trump’s assertion that Iran could be to blame.
Orange and white cat in a laundry basket
A screenshot of duolingo. The translation is "the president said that there isn't any crisis." the response is "and are you going to believe him or the facts?"
New York Times headline: 3 US planes are shot down in 'friendly fire' in Kuwait, US military says