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Bedaubed by Aunt Peggy in the glory of the Telestial Kingdom. Mormon by heritage, if not by devotion. Friend to the "snakes in the pews." https://tokensandsigns.org

Three-panel King of that Hill meme.

First panel: Hank Hill shouts from his truck window, "Are y'all with the cult?"

Second panel: Two people in matching attire getting on a yellow bus, one replies, "We're helping our friends progress in the gospel and be gathered into—"

Third panel: While turning off the ignition of his truck, Hank Hill says to Dale and Bill, who are passengers, "Yeah, this is it."

A curly-headed doofus taking a selfie in a blue t-shirt featuring a rainbow and the words "Big Fan of Human Rights." It is clear the doofus could use more exposure to the sun.

In the hearing of all the people, he said to the disciples: "Beware of the Brethren, who like to walk around in suits and neckties, and who love respectful greetings in the City Creek Mall and the best seats in the Conference Center, and places of honor at banquets. They devour widows' houses and for the sake of appearance say long prayers. They will receive the greater condemnation."

Luke 20:45–47

Famous painting of Jesus and the Rich Young Man, found in many an LDS home, meetinghouse, and temple.

Chris D. Cunningham at Public Square Magazine authors an article entitled: "No, The Church Shouldn't Spend All Its Money Helping the Poor."