Tom Brossman

@tom.je

135 Followers 180 Following

Nerd. Bailiwick of Jersey.

Blacklight privacy scan results for recoveryhub.je, confirming the presence of advertising trackers and third-party tracking cookies on a Government of Jersey mental health support page.
Chocolate and rum buttercream choux pastries on a plate. The best.
Screenshot of JustWatch website, confirming no UK streaming options for the 2024 film "Hendrie"
Air Force One at PBI today.
Me, age three, sipping dad's beer.
Sunset view from an airplane window, with large mountain peaks rising above low clouds.
Cat wearing a removable bib.
A Cannondale CAAD8 bicycle leaning against a wall.
"Breeders Mystery Tee" here: https://the-breeders.myshopify.com/collections/frontpage/products/breeders-mystery-tee
Error message displayed on Amazon UK website for products they refuse to ship to Jersey.
Four dimmable LED lightbulbs, in their packaging and of different manufacturer and types.
A large, colorful geode.
Two Tyrannosaurus rex fossils facing each other.
Selfie from inside second floor of Bicycle Heaven in Pittsburgh. The floor, walls, and ceilings are filled with colorful bicycles and bicycle parts of all types.
Half-gallon jug of whole milk with bowl of cereal and fruit behind. In small print at the bottom, the milk jug label states "From local Guernsey cows", with the name of an Ohio, USA farm above.
A man and a boy in a garden, with the Andes Mountains behind.
Screenshot of NextDNS request log page, showing "Blocked by Google Safe Browsing" error message for ProPublica website.
Screenshot of Facetime iOS app call history, with dark grey text on darker grey background highlighted.
A Sony Vaio model PCG-3192 laptop from 2000, open and sitting on a desktop.
A man riding a unicycle and playing guitar, singing "Call me the breeze" by Lynyrd Skynyrd.
Four sticks of computer RAM.
Landscaping truck running a red light at a pedestrian crossing in Cheapside, Saint Helier, Jersey.
Danny DeVito playing the character Oswald Cobblepot, also known as the Penguin, in the 1992 film "Batman Returns."
Weather satellite view of North America from NOAA's GOES-East satellite.
Helmet camera footage of a driver in a van failing to give way and crossing through a junction, nearly striking me.
Photo of a Vero V, a set-top media playback device with remote.
Captain Jean-Luc Picard (played by Patrick Stewart) reacting to a stressful situation by placing his hand on his face
Two public parking garage entrances side by side with overhead digital signs showing the number of available spaces. One with 42 and one with 404.
Helmet camera footage of a cyclist stopping at a red light, then crossing through the junction while the light is still red.
Styrofoam takeaway clamshell with three carnitas tacos, beans and rice.
Close up photo of a flower from a bromeliad
A long, sloping hallway with curved walls and red carpeting. The profile is meant to resemble the interior of an airplane.
Two news articles describing speeding offences on the same road one week apart. £250 fine for driver who sped A 61-YEAR-OLD man who drove his van at more than double the speed limit has been fined and told he risks losing his licence if he offends again. The Magistrate’s Court heard that Gary Paul Brown was spotted by traffic police on the morning of 15 October driving his blue Ford transit at 43mph along La Neuve Route in St Brelade – a road with a 20mph limit. The court also heard that he had a previous motoring conviction from January 2023. Brown admitted the charge of speeding and said: “I just apologise.” Relief Magistrate David Le Cornu imposed a £250 fine and endorsed his licence – meaning that it will bear a record of the offence for three years. And he warned Brown: “If you come back to court for a similar offence you will risk losing your licence.” Fine for driver who broke speed limit A MOTORIST drove along La Neuve Route at almost twice the speed limit, the Magistrate’s Court has heard. Darren Peter Willmott (35) broke the 20mph limit by driving at 38mph on the night of 21 October. He admitted speeding and was fined £350. Relief Magistrate David Le Cornu did not ban him from driving, but endorsed his licence. It will bear a record of the offence for the next three years.
View of Saint Aubin's Bay in Jersey, looking South at sunset with patches of low clouds. At the horizon, the St Brieuc wind farm is just barely visible off the French coast.
Map of Jersey with an overlaid GPS track showing the route cycled.
Scan of envelope with yellow USPS "Return to sender" label. The sender and addressee addresses are machine printed, and partly obscured.
An iPad lies in the grass next to a road, its screen shattered.
Selfie with a paper Christmas hat and plastic tube from breath test, which the police gave me after my test.
Search results for accounts with the text string "xn--" showing multiple results.
Terminal whois "NOT FOUND" results for the domain names rory.je and tony.je, meaning the names are available for purchase.
Helmet camera footage of a roadway outside Saint John's Parish Hall with a new pedestrian crossing.
Screenshot of website modal with the text "Government of Jersey joined Bluesky 2 days ago".
QR code with a link to "Bailiwick of Jersey" Bluesky starter pack.
Graphic showing a computer user with a laptop. Behind are two robots with the names "Facebook" and "Big Brother". Looming behind them is a massive robot with the name "Google".