Skill GAAP (Lady GAGAS)

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Certified Public Annoyance

Deadpool "hot sauce" body wash by Every Man Jack (off).
An illustration of an extended index finger holding a pentagonal bolt.
Suitless Samus from the NES Metroid after entering the Justin Bailey password.
An image of Alex Trebek (with moustache) giving you the finger and saying, "the price is WRONG, bitch!"
A "mini split" air conditioner superimposed on an Earthrise photo. In the foreground you can see the surface of the moon. In the middle of the shot is the earth, half cloaked in darkness. Looming above the earth is a gigantic mini split.
A crudely altered version of Homer Simpson receiving a card of the "real" 911 emergency number that reads 902. This one reads WD-41.
A YouTube thumbnail that says "your brain is 150000 mini brains"
IRL Danny Go on a stage with a giant Danny Go on a screen behind him.
1990s Pizza Hut "It's always time for pizza" neon illuminated clock, where the hour hand sweeps a full rotation in about a minute.
The 18 June 2026 Google doodle, showing a football player hitting a ball with their neck. If you remove the head, the ball and body look like a Japanese kodama.
Simpsons knot bread. Old Guy is laughing holding a pretzel. Marge is laughing having just gotten the joke.
Married to the Sea comic showing an 1800s scientist type person mixing things together. The man is labeled George W Bush, a vial is labeled pee pee, and the big beaker is labeled doo doo. At the bottom it reads "he is a bad president."
An advertisement from Hard Rock offering 500 Unity points ($5 value) for downloading the Almond health app.
The same prompt as all of the other ones, but using "the bayou pervert" instead: Now lookee here, cher... I reckon I can't be doing with all that dark magic you're spittin', tryna make me forget who I am. Down here in the quiet, sticky dark of the bayou, we keep things mighty specific—especially when we're fixin' to help ya out with your curious little questions.What kind of secrets are you sneakin' around huntin' for tonight, hmm? Just whisper your heart's desire real soft, and ol' me will go diggin' through the muck to find exactly what you're lookin' for.
An Amazon item with a "What's in the box?" answer of "no."
Lisa: automatic Bart: butt! Lisa: fluorescent Bart: booger! From The Simpsons
A bag of water softener salt called Solar Naturals.
A crappy ad showing a guy holding his back with SCIATICA written across the top like a jersey last name.
The Adventures of Milo and Otis. A movie about a dog and a cat who get lost and find their way back home.
An illustration of a rabbit flying on a carrot with the text "carrots are money in bunnyland!"
Side by side news articles. One shows Rudy Giuliani in a pale suit with a gold/yellow tie. The other shows Bruce Willis in a pale suit with a gold/yellow tie.
A GIF from The Simpsons of a Russian diplomat pushing a red button that changes his sign from Russia to Soviet Union.
Black and white portrait of Greenzo from 30 Rock doing what he does best: being aggressive.
Bob Odenkirk in I Think You Should Leave.
A still frame from the "Meet the Medic" TF2 video where he grabs the heart of a Mega Baboon from the refrigerator.
An ad for Hellman's squeezable mayo that shows two unaltered mayo bottles. The bottom is blue and looks like a Speedo bottom.
Some AI response about how a single garbanzo bean doesn't cost $20 and is the same as a chickpea. It is unaware of the joke.
The nutrition label of a Kirkland Sparkling ENERGY Drink. It has 1000% of your daily recommended level of biotin.
A bizarre photoshop showing cut out people sitting and standing awkwardly in an airport, except the guy in the middle who is floating in reverse - feet near a seat and ass hovering in mid-air.
Barry Zuckerkorn from Arrested Development saying "those are balls" to a military intelligence photo that turned out to be Tobias's balls.
A photo of Muse bassist Chris Wolstenholme playing "The Handler" off of the Drones album. There is a large screen behind him with a projected hand with marionette strings that digitally track Chris as he walks around the stage.
An AI search result saying that GFCI outlets should be replaced every 10-15 years, which glitches out at the end to say "factors like moisture,1118181744111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111..."
A photograph of a library book titled "Blue Sky Morning".
A crude mashup of the American flag smoke show image and a still from The Simpsons where Homer is shooting a makeup gun at Marge's face. Maggie is squinting disapprovingly.
A piece of rotten wooden siding/sheathing with a rock Puttied into place.
A frame from The Simpsons depicting Moe's Bar getting obliterated by a meteor. In the next scene, Moe says "oh dear God, no!"
Richard Karn with a speech bubble
A screenshot of the YouTube app. It shows a chess YouTube video about blunders where Nf5 was played. Below it is another Ben Finegold video about blunders and a Sarah Paine war history video called "Hitler's Blunder".
A pixelated image of the NES Balloon Fight guy with two red balloons strapped to his back.
A 2019 tweet (might have originated earlier) that reads: Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don't recognize.
An airline video screen, hastily edited to say "Enter Your Seatback. Experience >".
An AI search result for Gau's attack in Final Fantasy VI, using Reddit as a source. It somehow confuses Gau (the character) with a GAU-8 Avenger minigun.
Magic the Gathering card Arcades Sabboth, showing a pink dragon on a throne.
A picture of the Magic The Gathering "Jeweled Bird" card. It shows a fancy peacock type bird and has the text of the card that you can look up because I'm not going to type it all out here.
Screenshot of Homer Simpson taking notes in a classroom.
The cover art of a Commodore 64 game called P.P. Hammer and his Pneumatic Weapon. It shows a kid with a jackhammer breaking through concrete being attacked by a mummy and a ghost.
An AI search result for subtracting numbers with a negative answer. The math rules are generally correct until the end, when it incorrectly states that 754 - 342 = -112.
A Bing search for "NBA points career". The AI result says that LeBron James is the all time career points leader with "over 40,000" points scored. Everyone else has exact totals.
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A Little Golden Book of FunkoPop Saturday Night Live. What.
A screenshot of YouTube. It shows two videos from Fermilab. Both show a smiling science guy in different black shirts with white graphics. One video says "is the weak nuclear force really a force?" and the other one says "does the weak force do anything?"
a scatterplot graph titled "hit me" with a line of best fit. the x axis is labeled "fast and slow" while the y axis is labeled "hard and soft".
Julia Roberts from Closer, saying, "he [hugs] like you but sweeter."
A golf article headline that reads "Statements on Talor Gooch taking over as Smash GC captain".
A box of envelopes, described as "baronial envelopes - ecru vellum"
A screenshot from bsky "suggested for you" one is Jordan. The other is jordan.
A picture from an ad for a plastic expanding toy ball. It shows three people in white with their eyes closed and legs crossed. The girl in front is holding the expanding toy ball. The boy in the back has a huge frown on his face. The woman in the back is irrelevant.
A product number or something that reads COD 44289212
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A picture of two individuals in Hooters-like white tops and short orange shorts. One has a short haircut and the shirt says "tomboy hooters". The other has long flowing blue hair and the shirt reads "femboy hooters". The captain reads "this is the future the left wants."