Tom Black

@tomblack.uk

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We are all in the gutter, but some of us are screaming directly into the gutter he/him

Wes Streeting walking up Downing Street
blackadder and the other wwi soldier characters from the final scene of blackadder
A train seat’s lunch table, folded down with a Greggs coffee on it. My hand holds a Greggs sausage roll in the foreground.
A sign from the Railway200 inspiration train. Two headings in white on red say “Your Railway Future” and “The Partner Zone”.
the alligator, a stainless steel kitchen chopping device
Captain Scarlet
The League of Gentlemen actors posing as theatre-in-eduction company ‘Legs Akimbo’
A road sign with an arrow that says “reserved for fishermen”
Guardian headline saying Thames Water spent £136m on securing emergency funding
Key artwork for 'Grit & Valor 1949'. A red background with sinister delta-wing aircraft silhouetted and dropping bombs and tracers. Infantry are assaulting a rocky plinth to the right of the image. A large patched-up mech with two smoking guns is surrounded by three Mech Pilots, who are wearing dieselpunk 1940sgear and standing defiantly.
A black-and-white picture of a young Paddy Ashdown looking steely in a dark suit and patterned tie.
A laptop on a bed, a phone resting on it showing an indistinct website for the “Ministry of Justice”, in reality a fake website providing “evidence” for Jury Duty: The Trial of Harry Briggs. Tom is on the laptop screen, on a Zoom call. He wears a grey hoodie and holds a black retro phone handset, and looks sternly at the camera. He is captioned “The Defendant”. This image was taken in 2020.
Tom and his bride Vic in the doorway of a green Routemaster bus. Tom is in a dark blue suit with a light yellow (“champagne”) tie. Vic, her hair bright copper red and catching the sun, is in a beautiful white wedding dress with floral patterns, and holds a bouquet of baby’s breath. Both are smiling heartily.
The poster for the movie Heretic, cropped to the quote “Everything you could want from a villainous Grant.”
A white man with glasses, futuristic naval uniform (rank: Lieutenant Commander) and backwards baseball cap pokes his head out from under a ventilation shaft and gives the camera a thumbs up. The lighting is grungy and conjures thoughts of cyberpunk.