Tom Bridge

@tombridge.com

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Bluesky for Chaos.

A custom 3d printed figurine of an undead warlock in Tier 5 armor, approximately 6" in height under a glass dome.
A screenshot of a DoorDash account being deleted because their people fucking suck.
A dire forecast - currently ground stopped, High cancellation rate, and arrival delays.
An Air Score of 210 on a Molekule air filter
Five palms in the distance, tall and regal, provide ambience before a tropical lagoon and a restaurant.
A screenshot of a Popville post. It says "snipers at Nats Park - wait, what?! Why?" Three snipers are visible in a crowd shot on the top of the press box.
A report card from a meme generator. It says that Tom Bridge is an Apple Device Management Expert.
A Bluesky license!
An almost orange/purple sky at sunset, a vivid rainbow in the distance.
A text exchange soliciting volunteers for Kinney, with a response that says "lol." and then the opt-out message.
An illicit stage photo, some boxes sitting in the foreground lit from above.
Tiffany and I, surrounded by family, in front of the organ at Falls Church Presbyterian
A six pitch at bat ending in a walk for Devers. Only four of the pitches show up in the pitch tracker.
An email header from Slack (from Salesforce) celebrating 100 years of Miles Davis in Slack. What? Who asked for this? Why did they ask for it? Were they high? How high? On what?
A venn diagram, left circle "dudes who celebrate gay price," right circle "Dudes who celebrate straight pride," overlap "Not having sex with women."
A screenshot of flightradar24 showing a PG County chopper flying circles over northeast DC
A Dodge Charger with a boot on it. The car has $2,420 in fines, three of the tickets are speed related, four are for not stopping at signs and lights. A bunch of parking tickets. Crush this car into a tiny cube while the owner watches.
Screenshot from Apple Fitness showing a 14 mile bike ride with heart rate in the 120s. Splits range from 9.5mph to 13.8mph
4lbs of spinach
All dressed up and ready to sing. A dude in a tuxedo.
An image from the MLB App. The bottom of the sixth had a strikeout with the ball mishandled, followed by three more strikeouts! Wild.
Before picture, a set of tiled stairs, grody and disgusting, with a power washer in the foreground
Smoke visible while driving north on the GW Parkway from DCA
I am a DC Resident, and I pay federal taxes. There is no vote for me in Congress. If you have representation on the hill, tell your members of Congress that you support DC Statehood.
A sign with Pineapple in large block letters arched over two words: The Hut. It's probably supposed to be The Pineapple Hut, but I saw Space Balls too many times as a youth.
A fiber patch panel with five yellow single mode fiber patch cables plugged in.
A squirrel's tail peeks up around the edge of a bird feeder, you can hear him say "I thought this was supposed to be Thai spicy?"
A truck too large for a man with a normal sized penis says "WAR" on the back of the liftgate.
A grey cat stares at the camera through narrowed eyes. She sits atop the tower of her disdain.
A backyard, prepared for spring. Covered in snow. Because Mother Nature be like: FUCK YOU.
A bike, top down. Where the seat would be, the wire frame remains. The seat has failed.
A 9x13 pan with cheese sauce and elbow macaroni
A tulip beer glass with a third of a beer still in undrunk. The glass reads "Lost Generation Brewing Company"
Two guys stand at the second floor railing, between them on the stage is the lead singer of Spiritual Cramp
A Mac 512, circa 1985. You can see the menu bar burned into the cathode-ray tube a little.
A bonkers run of the GFS suggesting DC would get 32" of snow
An MPD cruiser in front of a number of FBI vehicles with lights on. Several armed agents of the state point their guns at a house. Picture taken via a rear view mirror of a car.
A ring of void, with two crystal formations that look like they're... holding it open.
Three dudes with instruments on a stage in front of some bookcases.
A bench in the foreground overlooks a placid river
A head line reads "Employers added 50,000 jobs in December, a solid end to a slow 2025." The subhead reads "The unemployment rate ticked down to 4.4 percent at the end of the worst year for the labor market since the pandemic-era recession." This wasn't a solid anything, unless we're talking about a poo.
A grey cat is in a cat bed that is under a chair, creating a cave. She is happy.
A map of DC centered on the Venezuelan Embassy south of M between 29th and 30th
The cover of Fizzy, Fuzzy, Big & Buzzy by The Refreshments
A hand of Uno cards
A black and white cat sits comfortably on a couch, resting his face on his paw.
A tray of Swedish canelbullen or cinnamon rolls.
Four jars of liquid gold (turkey stock) totaling 1.25gal
An image of a cancellation modal. The CEO of the company stands at right with an open trench coat like he might be selling you fake rolexes, with an overlay that says "Is there any way we can keep you?" and it offers buttons for Get 3 months free, 30 min private Tana help, and then a text link in light grey text for "For f*cks sake just cancel".
Scouts from Troops 257 and 98 sort donations
Greg Billing, Mayor Bowser, Former CM Brandon Todd, and Former DDOT DC Director Jeff Marootian prepare to wield their golden shovels in a field in July of 2017.
The Wombats at The Anthem
Our empty pantry
A healthy sub sandwich. Yes you can smell the mustard and onions.