Tom Carding

@tomcarding.com

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I gibber on the internet

Screenshot of a Guardian headline "JD and Usher Vance welcome baby boy, first born to sitting VP in 156 years"
A handheld fan that has a puckered pink outlet. It looks a bit like a bumhole on a stick.
Screenshot of the Google Play Points screen showing “You won 25 Play Points!” with a points balance of 666 and three orange exclamation icons; large orange text across the top reads “MWAHHHAHAHHHAAA!!”
Mango, a bearded dragon, proclaims her realm to the world
A bottle of whisky from Manly Spirits coastal some range.
Bottle of whisky from Manly Spirits coastal range listing the cask as Aglianico and the tasting notes starting custard, plum, and popcorn
A group of four people wearing matching light green tops and light-colored pants run together across a bright green grassy park, accompanied by a small dog on a leash. Tall trees and blurred greenery fill the background. The scene has a dynamic, cinematic feel, almost like a still from a lost episode of Cowboy Bebop.
Photo of the front of a stainless steel barbeque with with black lettering that reads "beefmaster premium'
A still from from the Princess Bride; Vizzini (the Sicilian mastermind) played by Wallace Shawn, Fezzik (the giant from Greenland) played by Andre the Giant, and Inigo Montoya (the Spanish swordsman seeking revenge) played by Mandy Patinkin
A 1kg bag of coffee with highly patterned reflective decoration
Picture of poorly written block capital text on cardboard that reads assorted bullshit.
Screen capture of a news story with the headline "Horse knocks out jockey with headbutt"
Photograph of a paper bag of flour with an illustration of a koala made of flour. It appears to be climbing a spoon.
Bear behind the counter of an icecream parlour saying "halloween or not little man i told you we're closed"
Distract photograph of a band on stage with multi coloured lights pointing down
Mobile phone screenshot of a headline from The Guardian; efforts continue to rescue cockatoo living on brioche for for weeks inside Sydney supermarket
A husky named Myla sleeps on a sofa with the remote control for the television visible in the background. We envy her comfort levels.
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #95,790!