Thomas

@tomdedelta.bsky.social

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TV’s north London, work in hospitality & fashion, friend to Robbie the cat. Still do a bit of music, enjoy racquet sports, big walks & big dinners, sometimes tired but usually happy. Sporadic poster. Using alt text is fun and good. Using AI imagery is not.

Picture shows me and my wife after the wedding ceremony. I am dressed in a white shirt and ridiculous trousers, she is in a white dress and very beautiful.
Picture shows a selfie of myself next to one of the TFL tube signs at Finsbury Park.
Picture shows Mark in a scene from Peep Show. Caption reads ‘Now come on! Fuck off!’
Picture shows Homer Simpson going undercover wearing a big Stetson with a very obvious camera in it.
Video shows a sequence of some pictures of my modelling work. The caption reads ‘now representing Thomas’ and is an Instagram story posted by the Why Not modelling agency.
Picture shows the cover of this months Esquire magazine being held by my hand outside M&S.
Picture shows a close up of my cat Robbie’s face and chest, she is very much asleep.
Picture shows my cat Robbie, she is decidedly asleep on her blanket.
Picture shows my cat Robbie, she is posing nonchalantly on top of my sofa.
Picture shows the mannequin that was stolen then found on a train in Somerset with a can of cider.
Picture shows shows a scene featuring Anna Karina and Sami Frey from the 1964 Jean-Luc Godard film Bande à Part. Caption reads ‘What's up? - I'm disgusted with life.’
Picture shows 2 lads on a badminton court mid game with my sheen ridden legs and 80’s trainers in the foreground.
Picture shows two frames of a person, firstly sitting in the shallow waters on the edge of a sandy beach, secondly lying down in the water. Pictures are taken from the cover of Summer Isnt Any Fun, a single by BrotherMoonSisterSun.
Picture shows the cover of an online article from Digital Camera World. Caption reads ‘I gave a cheap compact camera to my 6-year-old. What he said struck me to my core’
Picture shows bride and groom figurines on top of a wedding cake. Caption reads ‘Is your marriage in trouble? 6 signs divorce may be on the horizon’
Picture shows a scene from the 1966 Japanese film The Face of Another. The caption reads ‘I can’t handle people anymore’
Picture shows the interior of my local church, I’m sat at the back, old habits die hard.
Video shows my cat Robbie, she is sniffing then licking then pawing a large ice cube.
Picture shows my cat Robbie lazing on her blanket on the sofa looking disinterested with the cat cooling cube™️ that has just been presented to her.
Picture shows a clip from the Bros documentary. The caption reads “He was a rectangle and I was a rectangle, and we made a square, which therefore is a fortress”
Picture shows a young ginger boy smiling. The caption reads “torture”
Picture shows the episode selection screen for Allo Allo. All 83 episodes.
Picture shows the Hornsey section of the new river path at sunset.
Picture shows a front garden in Muswell Hill with a quite frankly horrifying collection of gnomes, statues and stone animals.
Picture shows James from The Traitors. He is excited as always. The caption reads ‘Wahey’
Picture shows me holding a brown satchel leaning against a wood panelled door.
Picture shows 3 ginger cats in a group, all staring rather moodily at the camera.
Picture shows central London as viewed from Alexandra Palace.
Picture shows a song on my iTunes new music playlist. It is by Angine de Poitrine and called Mata Zyklek. The single graphic shows a drummer and guitarist playing in spotted matching outfits and if you like your mind to be fucked over by bonkers time signatures from time to time I suggest you try listening to this.
Picture shows my cat Robbie, she is looking at the camera in a quizzical manner and has one paw slightly raised.
Picture shows a shows a cafe that sells vapes. It is named Vapey Cakes. Which is funny.
Picture shows me modelling for Dapper Dan magazine. Cover story photographed by Paolo Di Lucente and styled by Chiara Ficola. Photography by: @paolodilucente Styled by: @chiaraficola Casting: @alexandrasandbergcasting Photographers Assistant: @vincenzosassu Styling Assistant: @sophiakellywong @dapperdanmagazine With thanks to @premium_models @premiermodels @jmscouting
Picture shows Elliot the cat, he is sitting on his bottom with all four legs before him like a slouching teenager. Which is pretty much what he is.
Picture shows two boys stood by a swimming pool, somewhere abroad. One boy is fully clothed in black, the other wearing swimming shorts.
Picture shows Pope Leo with a baseball bat on a plane.
Picture shows the view of the City of London, partially obscured by the trees of Waterlow park. People are sunbathing on the green grass.
Picture shows Mary Berry baring her teeth.
Picture shows a scene from Futurama. Caption reads ‘I’m shocked, shocked! Well, not that shocked’
Picture shows my cat Robbie, she is lying on my lap with her paws dangling over my leg.
Picture shows me in marching kit with pack, already pissed off about 2 hours into the challenge.
Picture shows myself and Graeme, on the coach just as they prepare to take our phones and blindfold us.
Picture shows a graphic for the TV series Lost.
Picture shows a scene from Father Ted. Dougal is asking Ted a question. Caption reads ‘THERE'S NO CHANCE...I COULDN'T DIE, COULD I? FROM THE HUNGER?’
Picture shows my cat Robbie, she is sat on my lap with one front paw stretched out towards my belly.
Picture shows a man stood on top of a hill holding a sign that says ‘SAY NO’
Picture shows Elliot the cat, a blonde longhair beast, sitting on his arse in a most human like manner with his hind legs outstretched on the floor.
Picture shows a view of the cove at Monte Argentario.
Picture shows the Spanish steps in Rome.
Picture shows Kevin McCloud on Grand Designs. The caption reads “there’s no-one else to blame”
Picture shows Pope Francis holding his head in his hands.
Picture shows Pope Francis looking very grumpy.
Picture shows my cat Robbie, she is looking at me with a combination of love and disdain.
Picture shows Kevin McCloud on Grand Designs smiling that smile of his. He is saying ‘you look like building goblins’
Picture shows Steve McQueen and his wife Neile Adams with their revolvers in the California desert. Photo by John Dominis (1963)
Picture shows David Hasselhoff as Mitch Buchannon in Baywatch.
Picture shows an infantryman in Vietnam taking cover from fire, he has written ‘I’m not a tourist, I live here’ on his helmet cover.
Picture shows Frasier Crane.
Picture shows my lunch of a steak sandwich and chips. It was very delicious.
Picture shows a scene from Seinfeld. Elaine is saying ‘I don’t like people’ - Jerry responds ‘They’re the worst’
Picture shows a scene from Fawlty Towers. Basil is telling Polly not to mention the war.