Tom (He/Him)

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30 | Bi/Pan 🏳️‍🌈 | Northern/North of Ireland That's my dog, Ollie, in my profile pic.

Hechicero's entrance as Machamp at the CMLL x Pokémon event. Pikachu and Eevee Mascots groove out to Hechicero's theme at the entrance ramp.
Olliedog laying flat out on the floor at the top of the stairs with the sunlight coming through a window behind him.
Big Boom AJ with a double chunk chocolate cookie in his hand.
Mitsuharu Misawa in red tights rather than his usual green ones.
Rod Stewart, possibly drunk, doing the 2016/17 Fifth Round Draw of the Scottish Cup. He dramatically dives his hand from a great height into the bowl to pick out a ball.
Bart and Lisa Simpson slowly moving towards each other with their eyes closed. Bart is windmilling his arms around and Lisa is kicking forward.
Merriam-Webster's Time Traveler feature showing words first used in print in 1996. These are: 3D printed ad blocker ad server alcopop archaean big data bioprospect bioterror body-shaming bracketology burner phone butthurt cloud computing cromulent cyberattack dragonfish drill down DVR EDM electronic dance music embiggen endostatin face-palm fist bump gastropub Gen Z geotag GOAT hoasca hundo judgy kiteboarding kopiyka lion's mane live streaming loctician nakfa NDA 'nduja near field communication new variant Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease OLED phish phisher phishing procedure mask role-playing game senior moment smartphone smartwatch snowboardcross trans man transphobe trans woman turntablism variant Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease webisode XML yoctosecond
Violent J of ICP in a wolf fursuit with his black and white makeup colouring of the fur, alongside his daughter in a brown wolf fursuit with a blue nose.
Violent J: "And the amount of gay Juggalos out there is really surprising. I think about them doing their research and getting old records, getting excited about it, and getting their hearts broke or something, you know? I tell my daughter, "For the rest of your life, when your friends ask why your dad said that, say it's because your dad was a fool. Don't defend me. Say I was a fool then, but I'm not now." There's no excuse. I was going with the flow, and that's the very thing we preach against - being a sheep. And that's what I was doing."
Skippy Squirrel from Animaniacs in a cinema seat with a tub of popcorn in front of him happily bobbing his head and munching the popcorn.
Marge Simpson in a puffed out trench coat she was forced to wear to a Candy Convention to smuggle candy out.
CM Punk with the WWE Title. His head doesn't seem the right size for his body in the photo.
Pop up in 5 Star Booker "That doesn't work for me, brother. Hogan looked at the spot you picked for him and shook his head. That is not how the leader of Hulkamania gets booked. Hogan is off the card. His pick is gone, but you get one bonus selection to fill the hole he left." There are two buttons after this message. Book around it or Main event him instead.
Willow Nightingale in a Smile Anyway t-shirt and colourful skirt giving the middle finger to Jon Moxley after taking a steel chair away from him.
Willow Nightingale with the 2023 Owen Hart Foundation Tournament Belt and Cup.
Chuck Taylor fights Archibald Peck up onto a stage with a large framed painting of a lake on the wall. He screams "I'm going to drown you" and unknowingly throws Peck into the wall rather than out of a window into a real lake.
Lio Rush's Ring of Honor TV Champion Photo on the ROH Website. His title is completely black. He is biting the title as he squats like the Gollum he is. His eyes are bright red.
Ollie, a jack russell mix with a speckled black and white coat with a mostly black head with the exception of grey and brown around his muzzle and two brown spots like eyebrows. He wears a rainbow bowtie and sits on the street beside the pride parade along the road.
Cagematch listing for Bully Ray vs Jerry Lawler at a BCW event in December 2021.
Screenshot of 5 Star Booker Game showing Jerry Lawler vs Bully Ray with the detail it never happened in real life below it.
Hangman Adam Page pulling MJF along on all fours in a dog collar and chain connecting them both. The crowd chants "He's a good boy!" at MJF.
Edited 4 Panel Comic 1st Panel: A stick figure son in a green shirt talks to a stick figure mother in a blue shirt. He says calmly, "Mom...I'm bi" 2nd Panel: The mom raises an eyebrow confused and asks "Is that because of those games you play?" 3rd Panel: Offended the son angrily and sarcastically replies "Oh yeah, lemme check if I accicentally played the fucking games that make you bi" 4th Panel: The son looks in shock and says "Oh fuck" at Hades and Hades 2 in his hands.
Breaking the Magician's Code: Magic's Biggest Secrets Finally Revealed
Gonzo in an orange turtle neck and grey cardigan.
Edit of a Mhuyo comic 1st Panel: Two figures ask Mhuyo "so whats your politics" 2nd Panel: Mhuyo excitedly says "Im a Republican!!!" 3rd Panel: The two figures look confused as they imagine the American Republican Party logo. 4th Panel: Mhuyo looks forward oblivious to the misunderstanding imagining the lyrics to Come Out Ye Black & Tans and a United Ireland.
The title card for Star Trek: "Spock's Brain" edited to say "Shibata's Brain"
From a Simpsons Treehouse of Horror episode, in a Frankenstein parody, Mr Burns uses an ice cream scoop to remove the brain of Homer Simpson (who is laying on an operating table with his head sawed open) in its entirety from his head.
But Shibata's return is an amazing story because he had brain surgery and was very close to death after his April 2017 match with Okada where he delivered a sick head-butt and ended up with bleeding on his brain, and needing emergency surgery to save his life. They had to remove his brain during surgery and put it back in. At the time doctors said there was no way possible he could ever wrestle again.
Tim Allen in The Santa Clause smiling before his hair suddenly turns white and he grows a big beard becoming Santa, to his horror.
Wrestling Observer Tweet "Message to the AEW sickos: It's okay to criticise AEW when it's deserved. "They've got everything they need to be so much bigger than they are. But you guys that are diehards won't criticise, you white Knight, you hero worship, you say it's all great, there's nothing wrong with it, Bryan's the problem, Bryan needs an edible. You know who wants AEW to beat WWE? Me. And they ain't nowhere close. When I try to point out all these things that hold back growth I am the one that gets yelled at. That's irritating." - Bryan Alvarez"
Bluesky Post: "If you care about a smol bean account that deleted their whole thread more then you do the systemic violence they were supporting then I think you need to look inwards Cause tomorrow that guy will be fine but women and minorities will still be attacked by violent editors.
10 of the official Pokémon of Japanese Football Clubs showing Charizard as the official Pokémon of Kashima Antlers.
Andre the Giant, a wrestler from France
A-Kid, a wrestler from Spain
1Voyeurism: additional offences (1)The Sexual Offences Act 2003 is amended as set out in subsections (2) to (4). (2)After section 67 (voyeurism) insert— “67AVoyeurism: additional offences (1)A person (A) commits an offence if— (a)A operates equipment beneath the clothing of another person (B), (b)A does so with the intention of enabling A or another person (C), for a purpose mentioned in subsection (3), to observe— (i)B's genitals or buttocks (whether exposed or covered with underwear), or (ii)the underwear covering B's genitals or buttocks, in circumstances where the genitals, buttocks or underwear would not otherwise be visible, and (c)A does so— (i)without B's consent, and (ii)without reasonably believing that B consents. (2)A person (A) commits an offence if— (a)A records an image beneath the clothing of another person (B), (b)the image is of— (i)B's genitals or buttocks (whether exposed or covered with underwear), or (ii)the underwear covering B's genitals or buttocks, in circumstances where the genitals, buttocks or underwear would not otherwise be visible, (c)A does so with the intention that A or another person (C) will look at the image for a purpose mentioned in subsection (3), and (d)A does so— (i)without B's consent, and (ii)without reasonably believing that B consents. (3)The purposes referred to in subsections (1) and (2) are— (a)obtaining sexual gratification (whether for A or C); (b)humiliating, alarming or distressing B.
From a WCW Comic, Sting, in his gear and facepaint, sits at the hospital bed of a sick kid. The kid asks "Sting, can you help make me better?". A Doctor replies "No, Julie, Sting is only human like the rest of us. But he can make you an official Stinger." Julie says "Thanks!".
Tim Robinson as Fighting Jake Fletcher.
Josuke and Okuyasu being happy idiots together.
The Impossible Trident. Also known as a Blivet, Poiuyt, or Devil's Tuning Fork.
On a balcony in Korakuen Hall, Pokotan flips Zack Sabre Jr off. Zack proceeds to twist his hand until Pokotan drops below view. Zack then does a penalty kick to the out of view Pokotan and lifts the head of the mascot costume up triumphantly.
James Acaster on Taskmaster angrily saying "I want to set fire to it."
Charli XCX lipsyncing to B*Witched's C'est La Vie. The backing dancers all wear Union flag clothing and the stage is decorated with British decoration.
Meme of a stick figure sitting in a room with an open door, sad and alone. Black scribbles cover everywhere. In the second panel, Willow Nightingale appears in the door and everything is OK. The little stick is standing with blushing cheeks and says "omg willow nightingale hi!!!"
A Shiba Inu delicately and intently using its paws to push two Shiba inu plastic toys towards it each to make them kiss.
Chuck Taylor Tweet from September 2025. He tweets "Why are all the AEW girls so horny for each other? Maybe the boys should be hornier for each other. AEW Dynamite live Wednesdays at 8 on TBS and HBO Max."
A shocked Toni Storm
MJF winking
Principal Skinner berating Nelson and the other bullies.
El Santo
Rusev on Instagram live tells the audience they might watch Total Divas again. Sheamus, not knowing Rusev is livestreaming, from off-screen shouts "No, we're not watching that shite!".
The 1984 Northern Ireland Team photo with the British Home Nations Championship Trophy.
A panel of Iggy, a French bulldog with really human eyes.
The AEW logo edited to say GAY EW and be in the Progress Pride Flag colours.
Zandig press slams Honma from a balcony to the floor when he crashes ass first through a table and lands hard on the concrete floor.
In Japan, Mil Máscaras stands outside with his arm raised. He wears a white mask, black overcoat, a sage green tweed suit, yellow shirt, and black and gold patterned tie.
Atsushi Onita with a speech bubble below him leading to the quoted post.
Edit of the "This fucking sucks actually" comic. A smug person in a cap labelled thinking cap edited to have a Stand Up for WWE logo on their chest gestures to their left and says "This fucking sucks actually." To their left is edited to be a photo of Will Kroos with an arrow saying "(literal coolest thing ever)" pointing at him.
Moxley randomly deciding to tickle a serious PAC's tummy at the end of a segment.
An article from Appleyard London titled 12 Flowers To Send To People You Hate.