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Drooker like snooker and not Drucker like... well, you get the idea. https://tomdruker.wordpress.com/published-works/

Newman Targaryen (Manamansadragonman)
The link above, leading to a 404'd page
Paddington, the Azrael of British royalty, national treasures and political careers, escorts Kier Starmer off to politics afterlife where he can have a nice time with all of his many Union Flags
Sign on the entrance for Electrical Audio studios
Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys wearing more sensible and subtle eyewear
Carl Weathers and Arnold Schwarzenegger shaking whole arms from Predator meme template On Carl's arm it says hardcore shows On Arnold's it says depression In the handshake it says 'see you in the pit'
Trivia about the novelty world cup song 'Sven, Sven, Sven' 'In 2018, ready for the World Cup in Russia the duo revamped their classic "Sven, Sven, Sven" and released "Gareth, Gareth, Gareth".[3] It was not a hit.'
Walter Matthau giving Thuh Look. He knows what you've been up to. Dun dun dun
Tubbs and Edward from The League of Gentlemen
News headline: 'More than 1,700 confined on cruise ship in Bordeaux after suspected norovirus death – Europe live Operator says majority of passengers on board of cruise ship stuck are British, while about 50 people are showing symptoms'
Aaron A. Aardvark, one of the most unlucky cits in Mega City One. Your time to shine, Aaron!
"You'll see all your favorite soccer stars... like Ariaga, Ariaga II... Bariaga, Aruglia, and Pizzoza!"
Cosmic mensch Dr. Manhattan, looking off to the stars. The caption above him says 'I AM TIRED OF GOYS. THESE PEOPLE! I AM TIRED OF BEING CAUGHT IN THE TANGLE OF THEIR MESHUGAAS'
Lenny Leonard sitting in his underpants in his horrible home eating beans from a tin saying 'Please don't tell anyone how I live'
The superhero pop star Zenith, from the 2000AD strip 'Zenith' getting punched through Big Ben by Nazi super villain Masterman. Early Grant Morrison. Look it up, read it, it's great.
Screen grab of a Duolingo lesson for Yiddish. It says the sentence 'Why does one need money' in Yiddish and English
Marlow Stanfield from The Wire addressing the New Deal Co-op. Written beside him is the word 'Landlords' in large neon lettering Marlow is saying 'Price of the brick going up.'
Concerned Celine Dion, on a landline phone, saying 'je telephone a la police'
Garth from Wayne's World getting his teeth drilled, representing how he feels about Kenny G, and how I feel about the below.
A picture of a brand-new 'Enya' branded guitar. It looks like a very cheap guitar, and yet is priced at £449.99. Who am I to judge? Cash Converters know what they're doing!
A screen shot of two skeets First skeet by Ursula K. Le Guin bot: 'What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?' Second skeet from Wajahat Ali: 'Madness' It quote-skeets Prem Thakker: 'The Israeli official and convicted terrorist who just yesterday declared his support for a military unit that assaulted a CNN crew & killed a 78-year-old Palestinian-American is now today drinking champagne to celebrate a new law to execute Palestinians.' Below is a picture of a video of said incident.
Young Johnny Alpha in Portrait of a Mutant
Travis Daveley Manimatronics Expert
A chud with his glasses falling off
Hi Victoria, I'm sorry to say I'm out today as well. I think I picked up a cold, I woke up feeling awful this morning.
Headline: Guardian signs licensing deal with ChatGPT owner OpenAI Deal comes day after Guardian was part
Headline: Guardian signs licensing deal with ChatGPT owner OpenAI Deal comes day after Guardian was part
Roger the Dog Man and Horace having a lovely time in a back room at Mar-a-Lago
A photo of an unspecific jesus flyer on a wet pavement in south east London. Hands are grabbing the earth a bit like the Fifa Donald Trump First Annual Award for Achievements in Donald Trump award trophy. Text above it says 'THE WORLD IS GETTING OLD'
Reeves says two-child benefit cap to go from April next year Reeves says it is the government’s job to cut child poverty. But there is one policy above all that has increased child poverty – the two-child benefit cap. She says this has failed on its own terms. It has not cut the benefits bill, and it has not led to people having smaller families. It has led to child poverty going up. She says she does not think children should be penalised. And she says the two-child benefit led to the rape clause, leading to women having to prove they were raped if they wanted to be exempt from the two-child limit. She says that it humiliating. She will not tolerate, she says – saying she is the first woman to be chancellor. And so she will abolish the two-child benefit cap from April.
Charlton Heston as Robert Thorn, having some worries about just eating.
Boxes of gold dental caps and dentures from prisoners of the Buchenwald concentration camp, recovered by American troops after the liberation of the camp. Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazi_dental_gold
Bunny Colvin. Only his friends call him Bunny.
A picture of Trump and Starmer at the Best Pals Club 2025. They are celebrating their best pal or the best pal of a former employee they apparently knew nothing about.
Lolly P. Dollop and her curly curls.
A packet of hob nobs
A picture of Garth Marenghi saying "I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards."
Kenny Bania, looking at cereal eating and serial dating enthusiast Jerry Seinfeld, about to compare his comedy material to a precious metal.
I guess it's what a robot thinks Starmer looks like? He looks like a bully from a Beano strip has grown up and become a bank manager.
The Naked Lunch by William S. Burroughs
Screen grab from an app Text reads: Wanna make your partner's day? Sun emoji Use our new compliment generator to send a cute message Finger pointing emoji
Mum's on a mad one.
Jerry Seinfeld doing one of his signature shrugs when he wasn't busy dating high school girls or getting mad about not being able to do jokes about Pop-Tarts any more.
Headline: Guardian signs licensing deal with ChatGPT owner OpenAI Deal comes day after Guardian was part of a legal case filed against Canadian AI start-up Cohere. Source: https://pressgazette.co.uk/publishers/guardian-openai/
Super Hans from Peep Show saying "People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people, Jeremy."
A box of 'Grape Nuts' which contain neither 'grape' nor 'nuts'
Memorial sign for the journalist Dawn Foster (author of the above tweet) painted on a white wall. Sign reads 'Dawn Foster Forever ♥️'
Curtis the Hip-Hop Cat by Gini Wade
Gonna kill kill kill kill kill the poor Kill kill kill kill kill the poor Kill kill kill kill kill the poor tonight Behold the sparkle of champagne The crime rate's gone, feel free again Oh, life's a breeze with you, Miss Lily White Jane Fonda on the screen today Convinced the liberals it's okay So let's get dressed and dance away the night While they kill kill kill kill kill the poor Kill kill kill kill kill the poor Kill kill kill kill kill the poor tonight Kill kill kill kill kill the poor Kill kill kill kill kill the poor Kill kill kill kill kill the poor tonight Behold the sparkle of champagne The crime rate's gone, feel free again Oh, life's a breeze with you, Miss Lily White Jane Fonda on the screen today Convinced the liberals it's okay So let's get dressed and dance away the night While they kill kill kill kill kill the poor Kill kill kill kill kill the poor Kill kill kill kill kill the poor tonight Kill kill kill kill kill the poor Kill kill kill kill kill the poor Kill kill kill kill kill the poor tonight
Scene from Futurama "The Day the Earth Stood Stupid" Season 3 / Episode 12 Leela (rendered stupid by levitating brain aliens) asks Queequeg from the book Moby Dick (made real by said levitating brain aliens) "Is there Mrs. Queequeg?"
Marlo from The Wire at his final New Day Co-op meeting saying Price of the brick going up, except 'brick' has been changed to ''flix'. Behind him is a huge neon sign that says 'netflix' which I have badly written in using a free app. It is the latest in a hugely successful meme format that I invented and has brought me fame and riches. Make your own!
Text from Wikipedia - His singing during his bar mitzvah at age 13 was so good he was asked to repeat his performance the following week at another synagogue. William Shatner said, "He is still the only man I know whose voice was two bar mitzvahs good!"
A still from the film Battleship Potemkin. A black and white picture of a pram falling down a flight of stone steps. Dead bodies are scattered on the steps. A woman is raised slightly with her hands to her mouth.