Tom Flood

@tomflood.bsky.social

23416 Followers 2013 Following

Strategy/Creative/Content/Branding @ rovélo creative. Lectures on reframing the mainstream narrative around road safety, cities and mobility. Devout follower of The Jesus and Mary Chain Creativebyrovelo.com Satirical news at The Rovélo Record

an overhead map showing two areas marked in yellow and one parking lot marked in red
missing piece of sidewalk filled with gravel City Excited To Offer Thrilling Off Road Experience To People With Mobility Devices
An empty tray of fries with just crumbs left
starbucks in an old brick building Couple excited to move to the city and experience the exact same retailers as their current suburb but in cute buildings.
kid asleep in stroller After Walking 10 Km's To Put Child To Sleep In Stroller, Evil Child Falls Asleep Right As Parent Returns Home.
An apartment building with ivy covering it
A green disposable camera
Doug fords housing plan A graphic of a person sitting behind bars
top comments to posts suggesting kids should be able to bike to school independently: 1. Bikes are toys for the urban elite 2. Bikes are for poor unemployed losers 3. How you gonna move a fridge or couch? 4. Ever heard of winter? 5. Move to the Netherlands 6. How am I gonna get my senior mother to the Dr 7.I saw a cyclist without a helmet/roll through a stop sign/on the sidewalk 8. License cyclists 9. A cyclist almost hit me 10. I'm an avid cyclist BUT....
Poster for the movie The odyssey
Red text on white let’s stop building homes for AI Black text And start building homes for humans
me standing on the street in manchester in front of the Ian Curtis mural
A social media post with me in a record store Man who really doesn't even bike too often thrilled at the opportunity to defend the behaviour of every cyclist in every city for all of time. The AI summary: This satirical post from The Rovélo Record features Jarvis Cocker mocking the urban hipster trope of defending all cyclists despite rarely biking himself.
Bluesky behind trees
Me in a record shop Man who really doesn't even bike too often thrilled at the opportunity to defend the behaviour of every cyclist in every city for all of time. THE ROVÉLO RECORD creativebyrovelo.com/therovelorecord
Me wearing a Ministry “Mind is a terrible….” T shirt
black text on white no vacation is worth the hell of packing up the family THE ROVÉLO RECORD
Weather showing 14 degrees
Me wearing a black t shirt with a yellow Sony Walkman on it that says best friends go everywhere together
A yellow Sony Walkman with the cure disintegration tape beside
white type on mangenta background It would be really fucking great if we prioritized housing for humans the way we do housing for cars.
yellow Sony Walkman with disintegration by The Cure cassette
Bunch of old CDs in a box
A bunch of CDs lined up.
A silver cd player tape deck
pink text on grey If you think pedestrians + cyclists don't particularly like sharing the road with drivers, wait til you meet other drivers. Drivers are probably the most anti-driver people out there.
Spray paint on a wall eat the rich feed the poor
A ripped up billboard that’s says a safer Ontario means Doug ford in prison
kid with head in hands with bike leaned up against a tree New Cyclist Finds Out He's An Anti-Car Urban Elite Who Has No Life And No Job.
Me in a bathtub drinking and smoking
A strokes ticket stub from 2001
a can of beer duct taped to the frame
album cover titled Meet the radicals, with an image of the sound of music cast riding bikes. text at bottom No Helmets, no lights no hi viz riding in a pack, distracted, taking the lane.
Me wearing a black shirt white type Brandon and Kelly and Steve and David and Andrea and Brenda and Donna& Dylan.
A vhs tape with a label Nine inch nails maple Leaf gardens 1994
3 friends in lawn chairs sitting in a parking space of a tim hortons parking lot
the back of a red ttc bus with a blue ad These machines fight traffic (this bus included) The Biking Lawyer Logo -We Fight For You
Many people try to misrepresent "We should make it better and safer for people to bike" with "Every person must ride a bike for every situation, everywhere, every single time" Could we please stop this childish game?
Way too many Canada geese on a path in The fog
our streets are so dangerous that we measure success by the number of deaths and injuries.
Sidewalk under construction
my dog scruffy sitting at a desk with a picture of himself
Customer: Can I get the 9,000 pound, 1000HP electric Hummer? Salesperson: You can drive it home today! Customer: Do I need a special license? Salesperson: Nope of course not. Customer: How about any extra driver training, this vehicle does seem to be quite big and powerful surely I must need to..... Salesperson: None whatsoever- good to go Customer: So I can just drive off in this monster truck right now? Salesperson: Have fun! Community: Can we get a speed bump? City: We'll do some studies and get back to you next year.
wheel of fortune puzzle build housin_ people can afford Province: We'd like to solve the puzzle, is it: "Criminalize the unhoused"
red text stop criminalizing people who cannot afford to live black text and start criminalizing those who make it unaffordable to live
Empty commuter train
Water and rocky shore with forest behind
Weather app showing weather feels like 45
a b/w sign on a fence that says repent and believe in Jesus added to the sigh The mary chain
And old white iPod shuffle and nano
A yellow Sony Walkman with disintegration by The Cure cassette
b/w sign from a social media post PEDIMOS A TODOS OS PEDESTRES QUE TOMEM CUIDADO NAS RUAS, PARA QUE, ASSIM, MOTORISTAS POSSAM DIRIGIR SEM CUIDADO ALGUM. ESSA E A ESSENCIA DA NOSSA ABORDAGEM A SEGURANÇA NO TRANSITO.
i just wanted to bike my kid to school now i spend more time at city hall than home b/w shot of a person standing with bike
black text on gold Stop every campaign and effort telling people who walk, bike or roll how to be safe and divert ALL resources to remove every opportunity for drivers to be dangerous
Person relieved after Canada scored a wild cup goal
Two coffees with serious spillage on a bikeshare basket.
Bikeshare basket with two coffees in it
Biking in a bike lane passing a purple billboard These Machines fight traffic
Person stains at their phone on a bike pulled over.
Two bikes leaned up against a concrete wall with a bridge behind