tom gran

@tomgran.bsky.social

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i make cartoons etc. (he/him/???)

headline reads Keir Starmer says ‘no return to austerity’ despite planned DWP benefit cuts
illustration of Mario and Luigi trotting along (and looking kind of fucked)
News headline: Rachel Riley spells nine-letter word 'MEGAB***H' out of the Countdown board (funny)
Chief Venuz B. Meanie is blasted in the face with hose water as he commands the Dreadful Flying Glove
Fireman Sam fires a jet of Welsh spring water from his firehose (he's from Wales)
Aleksandr Orlov of Comparethemeerkat.com is zapped (and hopefully killed) by the Dalek's gunstick
Oddjob's deflected hat slices the head/lid(?) off of a Dalek
Princess Diana swats Oddjob's hat away with a flawless tennis backhand
Illustration of my prediction for Shrek 5 in which Shrek's three teenage kids display teen angst while he exclaims "Oh no! I can no longer relate to my kids!" The skeet (posted from 4 months ago by me) reads: "bro I just realised when they finally make Shrek 5 the disgusting baby shreks are probably going to have grown up into teenagers and there's gonna be a dad/teen drama plot line like in Avatar 2"
Oddjob leaps through the air tossing his hat
Mel C aka Sporty Spice assists in Mel B's brutal attack on Lala with a flying kick. Combined, they exhibit almost deadly levels of Girl Power.
Top left section of my British Smash Bros illustration featuring Mr Tickle, Wallace & Gromit, Sir Killalot, Lady Penelope, The Honey Monster, Bob the Builder, Mr Benn, Captain Birdseye, Tracy Beaker, The Chuckle Brothers, Zippy, Babs, Thomas the Tank Engine, Maisy and Baby Spice
Desperate Dan rampages across the ground, obliterating The Animal, tossing Granny Clanger into the air and sending Morph running for safety
Morph leaps off the edge of the platform to escape from Desperate Dan
Granny Clanger is sent flying into the air by Desperate Dan's shoulder barge
an old man sits in a comfortable armchair eating popcorn and excitedly pointing at a tv offscreen which is showing Elon Musk’s execution
sentient pepperami The Animal is snapped in half by Desperate Dan's shoulder barge
Desperate Dan circa 1990ish makes crazy paving by "turkey stomping" on it
Desperate Dan kicks up dust as he charges across the stage
professor weeto on cereal box: normal glasses, red bowtie, crazy hair, balding
Professor Weeto flies through the air with a Weeto-powered(?) jetpack, deflecting Papa Dolmio's meatballs with a giant Weeto shield
Emma Bunton (aka Baby Spice) screams as Maisy sprays her in the face with fresh lemon juice
Maisy Mouse leaps through the air squeezing the iconic lemon from her second book 'Maisy Makes Lemonade'
digital illustration of a line up of five tough looking characters: an older woman with white hair smoking and leaning on a rifle, a tall woman in a black ballgown holding a shotgun, a man in a pinstripe suit brandishing a pistol, a grinning woman in a baseball uniform with a bat over her shoulder and a shabby looking guy in a suit and hat holding a molotov cocktail. They each have the icon of a card suit featured in their clothing details.
official toy of zippy with legs
Danger Mouse's bomb flies towards Papa Dolmio as he leaps through the air tossing meatballs — he looks at the bomb with a shocked expression as if to say "that's a spicey meat-a-ball!"
world map with areas considered part of the global south highlighted red
Danger Mouse tosses a big round bomb over Mr Bean's head
Shawn Mendes and his fursona, Lyle Crocodile
illustration of the X-Men in casual clothing ft. Colossus, Gambit, Storm, Kitty Pryde, Beast, Rogue, Bishop, Psylocke, Jean Grey, Nightcrawler, Cyclops, Iceman, Jubilee and Wolvering
Letterboxd Wrapped showing my most watched nanogenre: Animation, Songs, Child
Letterboxd Wrapped showing my most watched actor: Kelly Sheridan (aka the voice of Barbie)
the Fourth Doctor is clobbered in the ribs/spine by Mr Bean's devastating Bean Kick
Mr Bean performs his iconic down+B attack: Bean Kick (yes he is the Captain Falcon of this game)
image of the Grinch from the bad Illumination movie. He’s pulling an extremely tame grumpy expression, has no forehead wrinkles, no sauce and generally shits on the combined legacy of Dr Suess, Chuck Jones & Jim Carrey
Annie from the movie musical Annie
Fizz (one of the titular Tweenies from 'The Tweenies') is blown off her feet as Sooty's magical blast hits Jemima Puddle Duck
illustration of the three colourful meme dogs: Rosie the dog that ate a blue pen, the hot pink bitch named Breakfast and a bright green dog colloquially known as 'the Gunch'
digital illustration featuring a bunch of tough looking kids against a yellow background
Beloved Beatrix Potter character, Jemima Puddle Duck is blasted by Sooty's magic attack (sad)
Sooty fires a blast of magic from his wand
twitter screenshot: Grok is now free for everyone
jeju hallabong soda in a yellow can with red korean text
Simon Cowell screams as a huge claymation creature prepares to devour him
Berk opens The Trap Door, watching in surprise as a long necked monster emerges and chomps at the air
Mr Tickle stretches his arms to do violence upon Sir Killalot
Couple in bed meme. Her: he's probably thinking about other girls... Him: The Simonton Pancake Incident
Mr Benn (dressed as Captain Birdseye) smiles blankly as he fires a harpoon gun
part 1 of large fight scene illustration featuring iconic British characters. Included are Wallace & Gromit, Sir Killalot, Captain Birdseye, Lady Penelope, The Chuckle Brothers, Tracy Beaker, Zippy and the Honey Monster