Tomie Soprano

@tomiesoprano.bsky.social

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screenshot of a TJ Maxx ad I got on Facebook where the featured item is something called "Large Girl Power" and it's literally a big fist and forearm lol
tabico kitty stretching her little baby pink toe beans toward the camera
a bottle of fucking Oriana by Parfums de Marly displayed next to the box it came in on someone's fuckshit bathroom counter BLUUUGH
it's just a still shot of that gif where the anime girl gets her skin laser flayed off
a tabico cat of generous (but healthy and mostly muscle, per her vet) size faces away from the camera as she sits on the photographer's lap (bladder)
Screenshot from my suggested Facebook reels of a video preview showing a screen grab of Pollyanna McIntosh in Lucky McKee's The Woman (2011). A caption over the image reads "I struggled to finish this horror movie" in red text.
a cropped screenshot of a post from a certain FB pet medical advice group. it reads "I have a question about my intact male Boston Terrier. We’ve been having issues with him ejaculating. Today he jumped in my arms and ended up getting it everywhere on me. He’s done that with my son as well. He wakes up doing it from sleep. It’s getting a bit out of hand lol. Question is, does he require neutering to stop it?"
Olive cat (tabico with a white garlic clove face and a pink nose) in my goddamn face. There is another goddamn cat (Pokey, all black, one eye) behind her
photoshopped image of Barack Obama sharing a comforting embrace with Noctis from Final Fantasy XV
a screenshot from a Facebook group called Moms Help Moms (Columbus Metro). A group member with their name blacked out has posted "I think i have haemerrorhoids! I am kind. I am beautiful. I am resilient." The posts text consists of large centered white text on a sunset background.
screenshot of Toph Beifong from Avatar: the Last Airbender
a sleeping tabico kitty cat on a beige kantha
it's a screenshot from Red Rooms (2023) and it's a huge spoiler if I describe it in detail. It's a blonde woman in a white polo getting hauled bodily out of a courtroom by Montreal police. iykyk and if you don't, you should find out
very poorly lit photo of a half finished knitted sweater sleeve lying on a cream kantha bedspread. Red-orange and heathered black with stranded colorwork flames
A screenshot from the Smoothie King app. Bold white text against a red background reads "AWESOME ORDER, EMILY! WE'LL GET THE BLENDERS GOING Scooping, slicing, dicing, blending! Look for a confirmation email shortly." Strawberries, raspberries, and blackberries are arranged jauntily in each of the upper corners of the red background. The Smoothie King logo header is at the top over it all.
screenshot of a Facebook ad for Chewy. The featured product is a large beige can of Canine Caviar brand dog food with a black and white picture of a beaver on it. The legible text on the can is as follows: BEAVER #1 ingredient is Real Beaver SYNTHETIC FREE Gourmet Topper for Dogs