Tom Schmerer

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Michael Baumgartner hopes you enjoy his gift of explosive diarrhea, the Trump Trots.
The misery index shows Washington DC is the most miserable place on the planet.
Wheel of Fortune board clearly reading “I hope he dies” just missing the E.
Donald Oaf Trump displaying his boor at G7 France.
In 1992 Dorothy Zbornak exclaimed to Merv “You’re the most beloved man in America. You are bright, you are charming, you are the anti-Trump!”
Trump telling his victims to just relax.
Trump and Baumgartner approve of these higher prices.
Fuck Yeah Walla Walla
Flaming Lips lead singer holds up a massive balloon of letters reading “Fuck Yeah Walla Walla.”
GasBuddy screenshot showing $5.99 a gallon for regular gas. wth
A letter from Senator Patty Murray alleging people put her down when she first ran as “just a mom in tennis shoes.” The only person who said that about her was her.
Iran mocks Trump with an image reading Trump $20.28 per gallon
Sarah Huckabee Sanders and her lazy eye want to know “Y’all gonna eat the rest of that possum?”
Ayatollah Trump declaring #MIGA Make Iran Great Again 🤦🏽‍♂️
A four panel political cartoon. First panel shows Trump arriving at St Peter’s concierge stand, tiny thumb up saying “I’m here.” Panel 2 shows Peter making a note in The Book of Life regarding Trump “an inexplicable lack of self awareness.” Next we see Peter directing Trump to the escalator on the right and finally panel four shows Trump descending the escalator to a Trump Rally in hell because let’s face it, a Trump rally is hell on earth. The MAGAts cheer “Welcome Back!”
White supremacist trash talk about “Heritage Americans.” This is what real heritage Americans look like.
Four-panel pen-and-ink political cartoon. Panel 1: Donald Trump, smiling and giving a thumbs-up, stands at the Pearly Gates saying “I’m here!” while St. Peter looks stunned, holding a large book. Panel 2: St. Peter writes in the book, saying “…an inexplicable lack of self-awareness.” Panel 3: St. Peter points and tells Trump, “Take the escalator to the right,” beside a sign reading “Departures.” Panel 4: Trump rides an escalator downward into a red, fiery glow, waving to a cheering crowd wearing MAGA hats holding a “WELCOME BACK!” sign.
Chuck Schumer is the dog in the house is on fire/everything’s fine meme.
Jeffery Epstein asking “Where are my files!?”
Trump as America’s ayatollah
When was America made great?