BEST TOM (in the airport)

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hi im tom

a coiled up snake followed by a straight snake shooting like an arrow
this has been talked about extensively you're just 21
first panel i am sweating saying "it's so hot..." second panel i ask "what would samus do...?" with a determined look third panel samus is in one of the lava rooms where it looks like she's in ridley's mouth saying "i'd collect a health orb" final panel i say "thank you, samus..." as i eat an apple. samus looks on and gives a thumbs up
shelly in twin peaks the return saying "he's always been cool."
drawing of some skaterboys
donnie darko says "i fixed a bug in my cookie cutter game" and the therapist says "real, or you forgot that the topmost wall tiles don't have collision?"
bfg from doom
dog wearing trousers only on the back legs
a low poly deer
a peasant saying "capitalism could be improved on somewhat" and a very annoying guy popping out of a well saying "actually SOCIETY could be improved on somewhat. i'm very clever."
> we have a new metroidbrainia > is it an outer wilds or a normal platformer with a cypher gating the endgame > what do you mean > I explain the difference between an outer wilds and a normal platformer with a cypher gating the endgame > haha it's a good metroidbrainia sir > it's a normal platformer with a cypher gating the endgame
eva green getting a pipe lit by a falcon holding a long match
the "know the work rules" meme where pannenkoek2012 is saying "Can You Get a Star in Super Mario 64 Using Only ONE Button?" and the coworker likes it and any other youtuber says the same thing and the coworker dislikes it.
ONE FEAR comic panel edited to say ONE KING
a baby steps screenshot, nate is stood above a narrow hole made of bricks. a thin brick on the left is labelled "where the hat was half an hour of game time ago", nate's head is labelled "where the hat was an hour of game time ago", the hat is on a lowwer step on the opposite side of the hole much further down, labelled "where the hat is now". a screenshot of the wikipedia entry of the moon is labelled "where the hat might as well be"
pixel tile art of shakra crouching down to speak to hornet, a citadel bell ringer guy running around, and hornet with her dress poofed out like an umbrella
a woman is reading a speech on stage at a yellowjackets school reunion. the subtitle reads "WordDefinition.net defines a "reunion""
all the gamecube buttons in alphabetical order labelled with their name
Phone bad, brain bad, world bad? birds good, brain ok, world ok
the original look of cgi sonic with all the teeth
one of those chemical warning diamonds that has different numbers for how harmful or dangerous it is in different categories
award art showing a Polaroid of a hand holding some sheet music next to a folder labelled DOMINO
black and grey xenomorph tattoo on my elbow in a sick angular style, face view
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62 of 100 rank 1 of 5
a colourful tattoo of a scarab beetle with visual glitchiness making it blurry and difficult to look at
screenshot from a pannenkoek video that says "No Cannon, No Flying, No Jumping"
screenshot of rayman 2, the space pirates are saying "just a big nosed bush" about rayman hiding in a bush
john wick in the "yeah, i'm thinking i'm back" scene
philosophers talking very wisely
a hyena with extra eyes where the spots should be
drawing of a lizard person in a lab coat coming out of a door holding a beaker, another scientist is shocked and a graph is going off the charts
drawing of a skull with mushrooms growing through its jaw
drawing of a person taking a scalpel to their exposed brain, using a hand mirror to get the angle
drawing of a face with flies crawling in and out of its orifices
an ink drawing of a hiker shining a torch on a monster face, obscured by the darkness are giant wings looming over them
nasty november. 1: fight or flight. 2: swarming. 3: self-surgery. 4: decay. 5: metamorphosis. 6: too many eyes. 7: insatiable. 8: suffocating. 9: torture device. 10: scavenger. 11: blood from a stone. 12: oozing. 13: forbidden. 14: rabid. 15: synthetic flesh. 16: ritual. 17: parasite. 18: deathrattle. 19: ill omen. 20: tearing. 21: betrayal. 22: unspeakable. 23: too many bones. 24: mimicry. 25: death from above. 26: split tongue. 27: lured in. 28: came out wrong. 29: revenge. 30: from the depths. make something disgusting #nastynovember
player boards from the board game "mycelial" with cards for "tawny grisette" and "grisette"
tattoo of a hydra getting one of its heads chopped off
golden scissors, the finger holes are the eyes of a skull
black and white pic of a guy carrying a shitload of cash on a wheelbarrow because of hyperinflation
donkey kong 94, wario land 2, eversion, murder dog 4, outer wilds, dark souls 2, katamari, rayman 2, counterfeit monkey, where's my water, toki tori 2, driver san francisco, pikmin 2, viewtiful joe, slay the spire, year walk, hitman, plants vs zombies, yoshi's island