Tom

@tomunculus.bsky.social

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Dual US/Canadian citizen living in Ontario. Steelers fanatic. Politics follower. Cannabis user. Recipe collector. Excessive TV watcher. Shenanigans enjoyer.

This Canada Day, you'll find me on Gander. Picture is of a red baseball cap with the words, "We're taking the hat back." above a picture of a maple leaf.
Photo of Michelle Pfeiffer used as an ad for a dating service called "Koreadates".
Picture of a toucan in Costa Rica.
Post from Greg Morosoff: Just to clarify. I loathed him, before I even knew what party he might have affiliated with. He was, to me, way back in the 80s, the epitome of what used to be called 'The Ugly American'. I loathe him even more now. I just want him gone
A can labeled "Thickened Creamy Product".
Guitar pick used by Buddy Guy that has his signature on it.
White House Communications Director Stephen Cheung
White House Communications Director Stephen Cheung
Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park reclining with his shirt unbuttoned and his face redacted.
Picture of The Swedish Chef with the caption "The Most Interesting Muppet" The Swedish Chef says, "I don't always herdy dur mur flerpty floopin. But when I do, I yer Der shmer dor her Der foomty, Der shoopin flerpty dur." Parody of Dos Equis ad.
4 pieces of Chicken Parmesan out of the oven.
Headquarters of The Legion of Doom from the 70s cartoon "Superfriends"
Donald Trump playing tennis.
There are two shin bones in each lower leg: the larger, main shin bone called the tibia, and a smaller, thinner bone running alongside it called the fibula (or calf bone). The tibia carries most of the body's weight, connecting the knee to the ankle, while the fibula provides stability, according to the Cleveland Clinic and Boston Children's Hospital.
Post from The Billiam: Doesn't matter how bad your lawyers are if you got to appoint the judges. Response from Cannon: I mean, this is true.
Picture of a man standing up in a crowd speaking while others who are seated look up at him.
Norman Rockwell's Freedom Of Speech painting.
The Merlin handheld gaming device from the 1970s.
Will Forte as MacGruber
Republican Agenda to-do list: 1.Keep'em poor. No to minimum wage. Break the unions. Cut welfare programs and cut social security. Deregulation. Gut the dods-frank act. 2.Keep 'em sick. Cut food aid. Repeal Obamacare. Cut disability benefits. Privatize veteran's health care. Cut HIV prevention funding. 3.Keep 'em stupid Deny science. Revise history. Categorize demonize, and terrify. Cut pre-school programs. Cut to higher education. Cut sex education. NO to net neutrality. 4. Control the women. Implement all of the above PLUS vote no to equal pay. Cut wages for tipped workers. NO to the affordable care act, plus pro-life equals NO choice, NO exceptions. Close down Planned Parenthood. Anti-contraception and redefine rape and personhood amendments. Feticide laws. Criminalize miscarriages. Doctor mandated reporting of miscarriages and abortions in the state. Mandatory transvaginal ultrasounds. Rollback maternity coverage. Omit protection in the violence against women act. Blame single moms for poverty, welfare fraud, breeding criminals, and destroying the fabric of America.
Screenshot of BlueSky post from @steamymac.bsky.social saying, "I just walked up to a guy at work and said, 'Hey Glen?' and he said, 'It's Glenn', and I have no idea how he knows I missed the second, silent N"
Americans living abroad may only contribute through ActBlue while physically in the United States.
Norm Macdonald as SNL Weekend Update anchor saying, "Now this might strike some viewers as harsh, but I believe everyone involved in this story should die."
White House Communications Director Stephen Cheung
Title screen from "Surviving Jeffrey Epstein" on Prime.
The cube rule of bread.
Ad offering a mega box of different Kelloggs cereals if you spend more than $300. A $25 value.
Photo of upcoming episode of Strange New Worlds with Captain Pike as a Muppet.
An ad for JJ's Jerk Fest
7 patty high cheeseburger from The Heart Attack Grill in Las Vegas.
Norm Macdonald at Weekend Update on SNL saying, "Now this might strike some viewers as harsh, but I believe everyone involved in this story should die."
Exit sign for "Zzyzx Rd"
"Trump Burger restaurants in Texas have been inundated with calls from folks asking if they serve Chicken TACOS. They're asking people to stop calling. Specifically they ask that folks do not call the restaurants in Bellville, TX at 979-270-5062, Flatonia, TX at 361-865-3893, Kemah, TX at 281-532-6305, and Houston, TX at 346-718-2850. Thank you."
Guitar pick from Buddy Guy.
The Swedish Chef as "The Most Interesting Man In The World" saying, "I don't always herdy dur mur flerpty floopin But when I do, I yer der shmer dor her der foomty, der shoopin flerpty dur."
Susan Collins Concern-O-Meter.
Picture of a 702g bag of Cheetos Mexican Street Corn flavour.
2XL toy from the 1970s-early 80s.
Daryl, Wayne, and Squirrely Dan from the TV show "Letterkenny".
850g (almost 2 lbs) container of dill pickle hummus. And some bare leg.
A Canadian goose with the words "Fook Aboot And Find Oot"
Milk in gallon jugs from a Canadian dairy.
Post from Slime with 68 likes.
Brian from Family Guy in a banana costume. The caption reads, "IT'S FRIDAY MORNING GUMMY TIME!"
Post from Jake Vig with 68 likes.
Bottle of Dill Pickle Aïoli - made in Muskoka, Ontario. Canada.
Post from kellalena.bsky.social "sorry I'm late, I was moving in mysterious ways" 3 replies from different people: "It's alright" "It's alright" "It's all right". 69 reposts. Nice.
Autographed photo of Weird Al Yankovic from the 80s
Luigi Mangione in a bulletproof vest.
Book titled "Beautifully Unique Sparkleponies" by Chris Kluwe.
Conversation between two people with one person explaining the cartoon character Auggie Doggie, and the other person saying they'll have to Google it.
Cover of the book "Beautifully Unique Sparkleponies" by Chris Kluwe
Screenshot from The Weather Network's website labeling the "Gulf of Mexico".
Barney from the simpsons as the plow king
Hand hitting an "ORGY" button.
Man in blue shirt with "Shoresy" quote "So Dumb!"
Brian from Family Guy in a banana costume. The caption reads, "It's Friday morning gummy time!"
Box of Oreo Cakesters.
Autographed photo of Weird Al Yankovic from the 80s.
Max laying in a paper bag.