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@tomusedsurf.bsky.social

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please don't tell anyone how cringe my posts are german/english | he/him 🏳️‍🌈

Chandler from Friends. "I'm 29 years old, damn it. I wanna sit in a comfortable chair, watch television, and go to sleep at a reasonable hour."
Mario, with hearts in his eyes, saying "Mama ❤️".
A cat in a tie saying "I hope I don't get pissed off". The building behind him is labeled "pissing me off factory".
Four framed pictures hanging on the wall, showing scenes/landscapes inspired by Avatar: The Last Airbender. Clockwise from the top left: Zuko and Azula battling (fire), Appa flying around an air temple (air), Sokka looking up at the moon (water), Toph sitting atop a grassy hill (earth).
Went to the dog pound to see where they kept the big dogs. Saw a picture of you homie. Keep going.
Your boots, bootlicker
The artbook "Serenity: The Art of Rosuuri", propped up on a table. It's surrounded by a big Rosubun plushie on the left and a small Rosubun plushie on the right.
I'm playing both sides, so that I always come out on top.
A cartoon poster that says NUKE THE WHALES in bright red letters. A mushroom cloud and a bunch of whales can be seen in the background. This image originates from an episode of The Simpsons (to quote Nelson: I dunno. Gotta nuke something.)
JOJO FRIDAY IS BACK
A lot of fans are basically fans of fandom itself. It’s all about them. They have mastered the “Star Wars” or “Star Trek” universes or whatever, but their objects of veneration are useful mainly as a backdrop to their own devotion. Anyone who would camp out in a tent on the sidewalk for weeks in order to be first in line for a movie is more into camping on the sidewalk than movies. Extreme fandom may serve as a security blanket for the socially inept, who use its extreme structure as a substitute for social skills. If you are Luke Skywalker and she is Princess Leia, you already know what to say to each other, which is so much safer than having to ad-lib it. Your fannish obsession is your beard. If you know absolutely all the trivia about your cubbyhole of pop culture, it saves you from having to know anything about anything else. That’s why it’s excruciatingly boring to talk to such people: They’re always asking you questions they know the answer to.
tweet von HEINZ STUNK (@axelgrabbild). da chefkoch.de es partout nicht haben will hier das rezept für den sog. "undertaker": - 1/2 l schwarzer filterkaffee - 0,33 l booster xtreme sour (juicy geht auch, geschmackssache) - 1 beutel Aspirin® Complex - 3 koffeimtabletten (à 0,2 g) - 1 packung spice arctic synergy
A scale figure of Kasumi Yoshizawa from Persona 5 Royal wearing her school uniform (black blazer, checkered skirt, tights and loafers). She's wearing her red hair in a ponytail, has one arm raised and the other behind her head. More figures of her can be seen on a bookshelf in the background.
Ausschnitt aus dem AMA (Ask Me Anything) mit Kaddi aka Coldmirror auf Reddit. Frage: Wie hättest du aus heutiger Sicht Plastikpokal beendet? Antwort: Ich musste grade hart überlegen, wie eigentlich der echte Film ausgeht. Also, Voldemort hätte hart mit Lucius geflirtet. Cedric, aka “der Junge der am Ende stirbt” wär zur großen Überraschung aller tatsächlich endlich gestorben und alle sind voll froh. Moody aka Udo, hätte Harry wieder irgendwas über Hauswirtschaftslehre und Kaninchenbabys erzählt, und am Ende hätte Fresh D eine Rap Performance gemacht, so episch, dass alle vor Glück anfangen zu heulen.
Your Boots, Bootlicker.
A poll where people could vote for a character they want to see fanart of. The winner is Kasumi Yoshizawa from Persona 5 Royal, with 25% of the votes.
A black smartphone case with a button knob and a phone charm. Both the button and the charm show Kasumi Yoshizawa from Persona 5 Royal.
Tweet by hideo kohima. Just so you know, it may look like "Rainbow Flag" T-shirts that I'm wearing today, but I am not a gay.
Harambe the gorilla on a cloud in heaven
A wristband with the name Tom on it.
For some reason, Stand users are subconsciously drawn to each other, even if they've never met.
I bring a sort of "gerne bisschen unproduktiv sein" Vibe to die 40 stunden woche that my bundeskanzler don't really like
I'm playing both sides, so that I always come out on top.
Mario, with hearts in his eyes, saying "Mama ❤️"
bluesky notification that chiitan, the self-proclaimed "crazy japanese mascot", has liked my post "I'm a bear. not in a gay way, more in a winnie-the-pooh way." chiitan is very outspoken about lgbtq people and their rights, so this is huge.
A button showing Kasumi Yoshizawa from Persona 5 Royal. Her codename Violet ist printed on the bottom.
A comment from me under a tiktok video. The video says "Crying because the dandelion crayon girl announced they brought back the dandelion crayon for good and now I know one person can change the world 😭". My comment says "people saying her collection is worthless now: do you really believe she collected dandelion crayons because they would be valuable enough to sell one day? they're her favourite. they were valuable to her. that's enough." My comment has 214.700 likes.
An acrylic charm of Kasumi Yoshizawa aka Violet from Persona 5 Royal.
An acrylic charm of Kasumi Yoshizawa aka Violet from Persona 5 Royal.
A metal square grid mounted on a wall and surrounded by green foliage. Several charms are clipped onto it, most of them depicting the character Kasumi Yoshizawa from Persona 5 Royal. There are also two charms with the female protagonist from Persona 3 Portable, one with Mitsuru Kirijo from the same game, and a silver necklace with the Guilty Gear logo hanging from it.
The Eleventh Doctor, popping in from above: "I'm being really clever up here and there's no one to stand around looking impressed. What's the point of having you all?" River Song, looking back at Amy and Rory (out of frame): "Couldn't you just slap him sometimes?"
wesley snipes crying as he aims a gun.
Kasumi Yoshizawa from Persona 5 Royal, captioned with "LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Tweet by Yoko Taro in Japanese. Translation: "Due to 2B's butt controversy, many outrageous drawings are being uploaded, but collecting and passing them around is a pain, so it would be great if someone could zip them all up and distribute them every week."
A plate of menemen (a turkish dish made with diced tomatoes and paprika with scrambled egg and parsley) with bread.
Kasumi Yoshizawa with a bunch of heart emojis.
Mario, with hearts in his eyes, says "MAMA ❤️".
Two Magic the Gathering cards: Rhys the Redeemed (in German) from 2008 and Rhys the Evermore from 2026. Rhys the Redeemed is in a protective case, but the card is still not in the best condition. The character is looking angry and grim in the artwork. Rhys the Evermore is in perfect condition, straight from a booster pack, and in a protective sleeve. The character is looking serene and graceful in the artwork, his body fading into flower blossoms.
erik @snoopykoira.bsky.social CLEARLY what's missing here is the loving eye of a proud pervert such as
a plate of soup made with vegetable stock, carrots, red peppers, spring onions and noodles.
Screenshot einer Instagram Story. Das Album "...Like Clockwork" von Queens of the Stone Age wurde geteilt. Das Album-Artwork ist in der Mitte auf weißem Grund zu sehen, darunter Albumname und Interpret, darüber das Tidal-Logo. Das Album-Artwork ist nochmal vergrößert im Hintergrund zu sehen und geht zum unteren Bildrand hin ins Schwarze über. Es sieht cool aus, deutlich cooler als über Spotify geteilte Alben.
eine pizza. mit pommes drauf. ja, wirklich.
The Angel Beats! DVD box set.
Brock from the Pokémon anime eating onigiri, except his head looks like an onigiri and the onigiri look like his head. Caption: "These brocks are great! Jelly filled are my favorite! Nothing beats a jelly filled Brock!"
Edited Screenshot of a dril tweet. Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 RAM $357,000 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
The "Knows What Sex Is" Grid but sex is replaced with White Monster.
A graph labeled "Grass Touching". It shows that I'm more offline than online and am a "Daytime Poster" with 1 post per day.
A graph showing that 93% of images I posted in 2025 have alt text.
A word cloud showing my most used words on Bluesky in 2025. The biggest and therefore most used words are kasumi, sumi, persona, favourite, game, dokomi, cute and happy.
Hank Scorpio slaps his forehead.
Timmy Turner's dad looking angry, annoyed, exhausted, or some weird combination of all three. Caption reads "IF I HAD ONE".
Products from the Magic the Gathering crossover set "Avatar: The Last Airbender", including a Commanders Bundle, a booster display box, and jumpstart packs.
Azusa Aizawa, the witch from the light novel series "I've Been Killing Slimes for 300 Years and Maxed Out My Level".
ein teller voll köstlicher kürbis-feta-pasta.
A black and white image of glass shards on a stone floor.
guy breaks free from chains in the sunset. looks pretty epic.
That one picture of Tony Tony Chopper from One Pice crying and screaming.
The Eleventh Doctor is sitting on the floor, looking puzzled but delighted. Subtitles say "Oh, I survived. Brilliant. I love it when I do that."
Mario, with hearts for eyes, saying "Mama ❤️"
Tweet by @DOOM: "you control the buttons you press"