TOM

@tomwalker.bsky.social

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I host the Great Australian Bake-Off. Check out twitch.tv/TomWalker and the podcast “BigSoftTitty.png” with my cool wife Demi

A brown pitbull/staffy mix with an underbite looks at the camera with four bottom teeth showing. She’s fucked up looking and the other photos are also of this. Sorry I’m walking rn
Little dog piggy (staffy mix with stupid underbite) scrunched up into a small circle
Two guys in a backyard about to do a gorilla press slam onto a barbed wire trampoline
youtube comments reading: @MAYYO3 I ROFLMAO'd so hard I couldn't breathe, thank you for this audio-visual experience, Tom @jimteh_ I've not laughed that hard in ages @squeezebird It just wouldn't have been cooking simulator without Tom smashing a bottle of sunflower oil at some point. @KakapoJoe I'm in pieces watching this. <3 Tombo @SumOfAllParts80 Haven't laughed this hard ever 😂
a screenshot of a google docs document that has the same info on the post. it looks crappy
three suggested replies from google gemini. they are "Haha, thanks!" "Haha!" and "Hahaha."
Piggy held like a baby by me, Tom. Piggy is a goblin like American staffy puppy with brown fur and a white spot on her nose, a huge underbite with visible lower teeth and huge outstretched ears. She is wearing a small pink harness
a shoddily collaged schedule showing the info from the post above
Two colourful little water coloured tokens that say Frailty and Bloodrot Pox over the flesh and blood card for riptide, lurker of the deep (he’s a big stinky corpse guy who is awful)
Cover of the book THOSE WHO ARE ABOUT TO DIE: GLADIATORS AND THE ROMAN MIND by harry sidebottom
Eel
My cat Norm lying on his back
its my stream schedule. i'm playing fortnite then tekken (sponsored stream for the novablade pro controller) then fortnite again. they put marge in fortnite
two woman are holding a caricature that has exaggerated their features to give the one on the left a long, ibis like beak of a nose, and the right woman has cheeks so big they fully obscure her face and look like a butt. sorry alt text that's the best i can do here
Texts from my wife with two images cropped out at top and bottom. Texts are: babe im not kidding this is after I already flushed once there was twice as much already down the hole oh ny god theres more it smells like a butcher shop
My cat norm (name short for normal)
My cat norm is in a wicker basket. He’s orange and white and fluffy and he has goop coming out of his eye. He looks cute but you can tell he’s kinda troubled
Guy wearing shirt with the chest covered in duct tape like a reverse Batman symbol
steam review (not recommended) does not support vive pro controllers. i spawn in with unmovable hands covering my eyes.
My wife and our cat norm on a couch
Two pages of script written on fucked up weird paper
Post from r/juggling titled “starting my journey today” with a picture of one hand holding three juggling balls
my streams this week - Lethal Company w/ The Goo Crew and PS2 Game Wheel. Streams are Monday/Friday (US) and Tuesday/Saturday (Australia). 8 pm pacific/1 pm Sydney