Toy Soldier Tom

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Buffoon.

A ginger and white cat on a grey animal print throw on an orange chaise longue.
Black and white picture of Billy Boston in a horizontal striped jersey ball tucked under his right arm. Another player is tackling him. A huge crowd watches on.
Rik out of the Young Ones doing a V for victory/peace sign and sneering
Bill Oddie, hands clasped in prayer wearing an enormous flat cap.
A black and white picture of Stanley Unwin. In a hat. I imagine he'd be saying "Tom was sitting comftybold four square on his botty-bot"
Jimmy Hill. Looking like he doesn't believe you.
Bill Oddie in a massive flat cap, hands together in prayer
Kevin Keegan in classic all red Liverpool kit.
28mm miniature of a Korean infantryman from the Imjin war. He's waving a sword in his right hand and has a big yellow shield with a Daemon face on it.
A middle aged bloke (me) in a wetsuit and pink swimming cap walks up a hillwith blue fencing on the side of his path
Monty Pythons life of Brian image. Four people in Biblical dark clothing sit on some steps. A fifth person in white clothes is next to them. The caption reads "And the people's frond of Judea. Yeah. Splitters' Oxbridge educated public schoolboys poking fun at left wing factional politics
David Bowie. Buried up to his neck in sand. He looks quite warm.
Joseph Bugman miniature with a tankard of Bugmans beer
A tank from 40k
Linda Bellingham in a PBC catsuit on a phone looking foxy
A scene from Blackadder. Edmund is holding a huge jar of ale, Melchett and a priest are wearing comedy breasts
A 28mm Warhammer miniature. Isabella Von Carsten, a powerful Vampire in a long green dress with a sword in her left hand and a goblet filled with blood held aloft in her right
A dark elf hydra Games Workshop model
Penelope Keith. In a paper hat. From the Good Life Christmas episode
Rik Mayall as Rik in the Young Ones, sneering, giving a peace sign and probably saying "Right kids?"
A wargamer using 6mm models on an arid terrain mat. The hill on the far side of the board looks vaguely bear shaped.
A stadium stand. There are jets of flame shooting up in front. Red and yellow smoke from flares fills the stand.
Man in Hull FC top gives thumbs up sign standing next to a red dragon and a yellow dragon each wearing Catalan Dragon kits.
A man in a canary suit carrying the giant foam canary head stands sadly by the pitch.
Curved arch of a footbridge over the Trent taken from the bank under cloudy blue summer skies
John Blanche in a leather cowboy hat.
John Kear in shirt and suit trousers with a Hull FC scarf round his neck on the pitch at Cardiff holding the Rugby League Challenge Cup trophy.
A grey Rugby League shirt with a Hull FC crest
A black and white picture of Ken Dodd. The resemblance to Laurie Daley is striking.
A handsome ginger and white dude- cat looking out of a window. Growling at the birds.
The pope. Smiling in a faintly menacing way and holding a baseball bat.
A miniature of Bob Dylan playing bass guitar, which I painted 15 years ago. He wears blue jeans, a white t-shirt and a black leather jacket He has a harmonica around his neck and his right foot is on a small plinth with 1966 on it. Which is odd as the model is based on a photoshoot from Highway '61 Revisited which was from 1965.
A high speed video of me and James playing a wargame using 28mm miniatures
Alex Walmsley Rugby league player
Max, a handsome ginger cat with a white bib and nose sits proudly on a grey animal print blanket.
Man with a mullet in a vest waving his arms and booing
A door mat or possibly bathmatit is beige with black vertical stripes In the centre is a large letter A
WAB 1st edition rulebook cover. A mighty Celt warrior with spiky hair is handing it our good and proper to some Romans
A parody of the Burger King logo It says Cup the Balls in red letters sandwiched in an orange bun Underneath the strap line is Work the shaft. Yes, I am a fully grown adult
A Tech Priest from the Warhammer 40k universe wearing red robes andholding a long scroll in his skeletal robot right hand. He's invoking the Machine Spirit. Like the imbecile in the post quoted below
Rik from the Young Ones sneering and making a V Peace sign.
A wargame using 28mm miniatures. Based on the Battle of Lewes 1264. Heavily armoured mounted knights supported by infantry wait on a hillside.
The cover of a Billy's Boots comic The central image is of an ancient pair of 1959s style leather football boots. The words Billy's Boots are prominent in red.
Hardwick hall pictured from an orchard against a bright blue sky
A beautiful, blue lake under clear blue skies with green trees lining the far bank. A wooden platform is on the foreground and leaves frame the right of the image
A wargame using 6mm miniatures. Units of trolls and trollkin advance towards the walls of the Big Rubble
A game of Midgard - Gods, trolls and Viking warriors clash on a frozen gaming table
Roads, a grim black box of a building and a building site under a greyish sky. All viewed from a 5th floor hotel room window. Swindon in all her glory.
Railings, bin bags and platform at Worcester Parkway railway station. In high contrast Black and White.
Close up of lots of bluebells in a field
A 10mm wargame between Ogres and Kislev using the Warmaster Revolution rules. A brigade of Kislev horse archers stand ready the rest of the Kislev army is lined up behind them
A game of Warhammer. A big unit of Stone Trolls clashes with a unit if Dwarf Longbeards. Night Goblins lurk in the background.
Clive Sullivan, Rugby League legend.
A selection of ancient ceramic cock and balls on display in a museum
A statue of a man in faded red religious robes holding a gaudy white telephone.
A tweet by Fred Delicious (possibly not their birth name) dated 27 May 2020. Which reads: soup was invented in 1927 by John Soup when he wanted to drink a chicken
10 mm Kislev Winged Lancers for the game warmaster. There are noine horse riders in mail armour with pale blue round shields and blue helmets. The unit has a banner that is also pale blue. Each rider has a huge winged back banner.
A cartoon. A man sits forlornly at a table. His hands are heavily bandaged. On the table a dish is exploding. The caption reads: It was Henderson's sixth attempt at lasagne
A picture looking up at a blossoming tree with a high brick building behind against a blue-black night sky