Tom Wright

@tomwright.bsky.social

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Sports, politics, and other random stuff.

The longest cat you’ve ever seen
Liz's mom, "and I got a job at Sterling Cooper."
Jack, "Maybe that boyhood sled he held so dear."
Tracy, "This is bad!"
Cooter to Jack, "I haven't felt this energized at work...
30 Rock's Tracy Jordan, ""Goregasm... colon... The Legend of Dong-Slayer.""
Coop, a large fluffy orange and white cat, looking very serious in a chair
Leo and Benicio in OBAA with the pausa de hidratacion logo
The Invite w/ the "pausa de hidratacion" logo
ITYSL "I don't know if you're allowed to do that."
Balerion, a black cat, with dog fur in his mouth
Charlotte telling Bojack Horseman (he used to be in a tv show) "I will fucking kill you" because he was being a creep to her daughter
Ham from the Sandlot, “I’m baking like a toasted cheeser. It’s so hot out here!”
Republican Senator Lindsey Graham decried Kavanaugh as a victim of "the most unethical sham" he had seen in his time in politics, claiming that if Kavanaugh was looking for fair process, he had "c[o]me to the wrong town at the wrong time" and comparing Kavanaugh's experience to "hell". A CNN commentator characterized Graham's speech as an "audition" for Attorney General.
The Wire's Stringer Bell in USMNT gear, "I want you to put the word out there that we back up."
Free Flo Balogun school walkout sign
Mad Max Fury Road's Immortan Joe with the pause de hidratacion meme
The Knights Templar from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade with the pause de hidratacion logo
Parasite, “This is so metaphorical”
Liam Donovan, "Begging DC people to let go for the next 30 hours or so and just let awesome things be awesome. You can resume griping and even questioning the use of resources starting July 5th. In the meantime just look to the skies and embrace that the orange man enjoys the simple pleasures."
Breaking Bad's Jesse Pinkman w/ the pausa de hidratacion logo
Green letting up the softest of goals to USMNT in the 2010 World Cup
Liz Lemon, "At night?"
Portlandia "Toni, it's so hot." "It's the heat."
"Some had celebrated with Landon Donovan in 2010, with Clint Dempsey in 2014, with Christian Pulisic in 2022. They’d watched three group-stage wins over the past two decades. But then, when they flocked to pubs and downtown plazas on a Saturday afternoon in 2010; when they dipped out of work or raced home from summer camp on a Tuesday in 2014; and when they set weekend-morning alarms in 2022, they ultimately felt foolish or let down. They watched a scrappy U.S. team succumb to Ghana. They watched a striker miss a life-changing chance against Belgium. They watched optimism fizzle out against the Netherlands four years ago. They rued those missed opportunities. Fans convinced themselves that progress was being made, but every time they gathered to celebrate proof of that progress, they trudged home with shoulders slumped and minds spinning. They pondered the state of American men’s soccer after yet another four years without a landmark knockout-round win. On Wednesday, finally, they got it."
In Bruges scene where Gleeson has a gun to Farrell's head when Farrell also has a gun to his head
110° heat index
Gimil "Let's hope they last the night."
A Modelo and a Blink sticker
Mexico v. South Korea at the World Cup
talksport headline "Donald Trump expected to break major FIFA protocol in potentially awkward World Cup moment"
Portnoy "There can’t be more than 11 people in the United States who knew what Côte d'Ivoire was before the World Cup."
Balogun crushing FIFA World Cup fantasy
Feels like 107°
Spielberg's filmography since 2008
Google saying "did you mean: the next martha's vineyard and definitely not cursed" for a search of Widow's Bay. Watch this show