Toni McLellan, she/her

@tonimc.bsky.social

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Feral hag and word corvid at heywordpecker.com.

A graphic design of a tiny, pill-shaped red-bellied woodpecker pecking at the air.
Close-up of a red brick chimney with a wild turkey roosting on top of it.
A to-do list with four items, Change hummingbird nectar, pick up library book, return smelly balls, and make overnight oats.
An extremely round mourning dove perched on a fence
A black doodle and white doodle excited engaging in a doodleesque conversation with the words NTMP 132: T-Rex Doodles: How to appease the flabby shower gods with this one weird trick
A cute orange tabby kitten background with preview text for New-To-Me Phrases 130: Joe Sucrose.
Christopher Walken wearing an expression that makes it clear that he is not. having. it.
Fozzie Bear running from Sweetums the monster
An autumnal scene with bright yellow leaves on trees, a fire table set on a driveway and a wild turkey in the near distance.
A mid-century modern brick Ranch house in silhouette during twilight with a wild turkey perched on the roof
I did a poll in my last newsletter asking which word is funnier: queef or vart. So far queef is winning.
A wild turkey sitting on the grass nestled between arborvitae on a suburban lawn.
A wild turkey standing on a concrete front porch in front of a brick house.
Sparrows landing at a bird feeder, one in mid-flight
Three sparrows perched at a birdcam feeder, with lots of motion blur because these MFs can't hold still
A mid century modern brick ranch home with tall trees behind it and a yellow arrow pointing to a branch.
A wild turkey in silhouette staring disapprovingly from their roost in a tall tree.
A house sparrow perched on a bird feeder, its tiny butt facing the camera.
A wild turkey in the side mirror of a Jeep
Poll results for new-to-me phrases, June 2023: 16 votes, vinegary personal feuds: 19%; hairy puccoon: 19%, knob monster: 25%, Tom Volk's Fungus of the Month: 0% (sorry, Tom), night poops: 38%