Melon Baller

@toomuchmelon.bsky.social

1296 Followers 285 Following

People say I’m Joe Biden’s alt, but that’s malarkey My Posts — https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ywcekwzo3vo42s53kt5v4cfp/feed/aaafyezdr7xow

Congressman Randy Fine tweet ... The Thump Thump Act will allow Americans to run over these Muslim Terrorists. They don't try this in Florida because of the bill I helped pass in the Legislature to allow them to be run over. It's time to take it national. Thump thump. Co Liberacratt tweet (rt by Fine) … Muslims in Brooklyn blocked a highway, exited their vehicles and began chanting, "globalize the intifada." This is who the left supports and let into the country for 4 years under Joe Biden, people who hate
As a result, she said, when Trump says things that "are perfunctory — every president says 'God bless America' — well, it's more profound with him now, and it's more personal."
Sam Waterston on SNL in parody Old Glory Insurance ad
Dumont from TRON - an old man in a sphinx like cyber outfit
Pooh meme. Normal Pooh is war against Iran. Fancy tux Pooh is war against irans nuclear program
Comic panel with Kevin spacey Andrew cuomo bill clinton and Harvey Weinstein in “SP” superhero costumes
Bill Clinton looking out his window at a batsignal of a woman’s silhouette
Kevin sorbo asking is this what you voted for? David Shayani (the source of the planes overhead tweet) responds yes.
Post from Rebekah Koffler on X showing champagne bottle and saying “Well @POTUS is apparently encroaching on my airtime! My hit is moved to 8:20 - 8:30 pm depending on how long #Trump takes. I'm honored. Refilling my #champagne glass while waiting for my hit!”
Excerpt from recent Sam Altman blog post: “From here on, the tools we have already built will help us find further scientific insights and aid us in creating better Al systems. Of course this isn't the same thing as an Al system completely autonomously updating its own code, but nevertheless this is a larval version of recursive self-improvement. There are other self-reinforcing loops at play. The economic value creation has started a flywheel of compounding infrastructure buildout to run these increasingly-powerful Al systems. And robots that can build other robots (and in some sense, datacenters that can build other datacenters) aren't that far off.”
Panel of Hulk saying, I’m home
Padme Anakin meme. Anakin says I built a perfectly nonstick frying pan. Padme says with nonstick rivets right? Anakin is silent. Padme says with nonstick rivets right
NY Times headline: THOMAS L. FRIEDMAN My First Thought When I Heard Joe Bidens News 2 MIN READ
The Vince McMahon laser eyes meme, with a succession of Marx/Engels quotes next to Marx’s face culminating with trump’s walmart tweet next to Marx’s face with laser eyes: ”Walmart should STOP trying to blame Tariffs as the reason for raising prices throughout the chain. Walmart made BILLIONS OF DOLLARS last year, far more than expected. Between Walmart and China they should, as is said, "EAT THE TARIFFS," and not charge valued customers ANYTHING. I'll be watching, and so will your customers!!!”
Nicole Shanahan, Kennedy's running mate during his presidential campaign, said she was promised that the siblings would not work in health agencies if she backed Kennedy for the health secretary role. "I don't know if RFK very clearly lied to me, or what is going on. It has been clear in recent conversations that he is reporting to someone regularly who is controlling his decisions (and it isn't President Trump)," Shanahan posted on X. "With regards to the siblings, there is something very artificial and aggressive about them, almost like they were bred and raised Manchurian assets."
After quoting Benjamin Franklin's admonition about democracy struggling to survive "too much ignorance," the retired justice added, "I don't worry about our losing republican government in the United States because I'm afraid of a foreign invasion. I don't worry about it because I think there is going to be a coup by the military, as has happened in some of the places. What I worry about is that when problems are not addressed, people will not know who is responsible. And when the problems get bad enough ... some one person will come forward and say, 'Give me total power and I will solve this problem? That is how the Roman republic fell." Souter concluded, "If we know who is responsible, I have enough faith in the American people to demand performance from those responsible. If we don't know, we will stay away from the polls. We will not demand it. And the day will come when somebody will come forward, and we and the government will in effect say, 'Take the ball and run with it. Do what you have to do. That is the way democracy dies. And if something is not done to improve the level of civic knowledge, that is what you should worry about at night."
Sean Spicer Show account on X, with only 2600 followers
Chestburster with chestburster bursting from the chestburster’s chest
Petebhegseth meme. He says my mama says I’m a good boy. Lady in background says no I didn’t
Movie poster for Stop! or my mom will shoot
"President Biden's decline and its cover-up by the people around him is a reminder that every White House, regardless of party, is capable of deception. But being truth tellers also means telling the truth about ourselves.”
Black knight from Monty python holy grail, armless and kicking King Arthur
Schumer meme saying he will write a strongly worded letter but first a nap
Schumer with word balloons - I plan to send a strongly worded erred about all this, but first a nap
Melania Trump at popes funeral wearing black veil and lace gloves and looking generally witchy
Stephen Miller
Pope Francis as a force ghost alongside obi wan and yoda
Trump holding a photo of a baby’s fist with MS13 letters on its fingers (parody, for clarity)
Arrested development, George both saying I’ve got the worst BLEEP attorneys
Two St Louis Cardinals players, one yelling at the other
JD Vance meeting with the Pope
Krusty the Klown in court: I KNOW OT LOOKS BAD THAT WE HAD A PUBLIC BEEF AND HE DIED HOURS AFTER WE MET IN PERSON
Supreme Court opinion in Abrego Garcia - in relevant part: The United States acknowledges that Abrego Garcia was subject to a withholding order forbidding his removal to El Salvador, and that the removal to El Salvador was therefore illegal. The United States represents that the removal to El Salvador was the result of an "administrative error."
Final scene of Return of the Jedi with Anakin, Yoda, and Obi Wan ghosts, except Anakin has been replaced by Pope Francis
Cardinal Lawrence (played by Ralph Fiennes) from the film Conclave
Rate proposed Community Notes $ Not shown on X • Needs ratings The claim that most countries shoot border crossers on sight is false; a 2025 Law Library of Congress report shows 124 countries criminalize illegal entry with penalties like fines or imprisonment, not execution, while others like Mexico and Spain impose only civil penalties. maint.loc.gov/law/help/illeg.
Lionel hutz with homer and Marge talking about why judge hates him
White House tweet reposting Trump truth social lost on Abrego Garcia hand tattoos
White House teeetvreposting trump truth social post on Abrego García hand tattoo
Picture of Pornchai from White Lotus season 3