Topher Florence

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a screencap of "Love Bytes - Jo Guest: Virtual Girlfriend" with a lot of weird windows open. jo is in the main window in the kitchen. there is a store window where you can buy her presents, an inventory window with a bicycle, and another window with tamagotchi/sims style meters.
"gothsby" the goth bubsy
a message on CDC letterhead: "As tne new head of the CDC, I am well aware of our nation’s history of letting a pandemic become an endemic thorough negligence or worse: The Bimbo Virus, The Nympho Virus, The Libido Virus, The Shrinking Virus (only affects men), The Gender Swap Virus, The Virus That Makes You Allergic To Clothes, The Catgirl Virus, The Virus That Turns You Gay, The Omegaverse Mpreg Virus, The Shrinking Virus 2 (only affects women), The Werewolf Virus, The Catgirl Plague, The Bunnygirl Flu, The Virus That Makes You Respect Women, The"
Darth Vader on Wacko
john lithgow looking at a man with humphrey bogart's head awkwardly rotoscoped on using 1990s technology
a puppet and a blonde woman
betty deville from rugrats who is a woman wearing a purple sweater with a female symbol on it
pixelated characters in a dating sim who resemble clark kent and chloe sullivan from the hit tv show smallville
beloved live action characters owned by the marvel corporation night man, mutant x, christian walker, the guiding light, krista starr, japanese spider-man and leopardon, the men in black, the power pack, and the cast of the 1996 generation x tv movie poorly photoshopped into a dramatic avengers endgame style background
urkel bot
the panel from the "ariel needs legs" comic by neil cicierega but the pokemon talk has been replaced by the following text: [the guy who played “waldo geraldo faldo” on “family matters” also played “peaches” on “girlfriends” and one time peaches was on “eve” and speaking of UPN shows do you remember when maxine and kyle from “living single”were on “half & half” also did you know they filmed the pilotof “living single” on the “family matters” set? funny story the guy who played “waldo geraldo faldo” on “family]
a screencap of the television show Bump in the Night
the cover to archie vs. the terminator featuring half of archie's face and half of a terminator's face
jesse plemons looking like what i said up there
roz, mike, and sully from the film monsters inc
david beckham, alton brown, carol burnett, john cena, jc chasez, tim conway, phyllis diller, sandy duncan, ricky gervais, whoopi goldberg, tim gunn, mark hamill, don knotts, darci lynne, macklemore, the miz, kacey musgraves, bill nye, penn and teller, sia, jason sudekis, wanda sykes, george takei, alex trebek, dick van dyke, billy dee williams, jonathan winters, and weird al
A picture of Chuck Norris' young ward "Too Much" from Karate Kommandos. A young boy in a baseball cap.
Scooby Doo concept art featuring the extra character Mike who looks like a groovy mod character
screens outside of madison square garden that say "JUST&T MARRIED!"
an image of the cast of "virtua fighter" and they all look pissed off
a bluesky user named "Shrek The Turd" and the handle chocolaterain420 has an avatar of shrek. they post: "THE CAKE IS A LIE MOTHERFUCKER" a bluesky user with an avatar of the mean chef lady from ratatouille with the display name "John Stewart's GF" and the handle "snakesonaplaneandtheplaneisairforceone" replies: "Not as big a lie as that chimp Duh-bya perpetrated on the American people to enrich his oil cronies"
magento claiming himself to be "homo superior"
a cut in on official xbox magazine featuring a picture of blinx the time sweeper that says "Mario, Sonic....Prepare for war. BLINX IS HERE!"
an ad where platformer character "james pond" is bothering sonic about all the cool abilities he has that sonic doesn't
a webtoon comic panel of a bunch of youngsters who just finished having a dramatic teen argument in the hallway on deep space nine getting interrupted by their mentor
a list from the crossover wiki of various games that john rambo has been in including mortal kimbat, call of duty, paladins, rogue company, smite, world of tanks, and fortnite
a screenshot of smart daria from the smart dimension whose role is mainly to sentence beavis and butthead to death
a garfield comic where jon cracks and egg into a pan and there's a beak in there
a garfield comic strip panel one: garfield looks into a bottle of ketchup and says "cats can be very curious" panel two: the ketchup splats onto his face with the sound effect "SPLOOCH!" panel three: garfield says "cats can also be very stupid"
oogtar from the super mario world cartoon
a phantasy star online 2 screen. shinji ikari and asuka langley are there. asuka says: "Shut up, idiot! He's just gonna say we were embodied from people's strong feelings or something dumb like that. Right?!"
A page from the story bible for the cartoon Doug. It reads: BLUFFINGTON THEN. A BRIEF HISTORY. The Foothils of the Poulet Moutains were first homesteaded by the family of Thaddeus Bluff (Bill Bluff's great, great, great grandfather). He convinced the natives to give up the land in exchange for his lucky rabbit's foot. Thaddeus felt he was the luckiest man on earth and would live on this land for the rest of his life. He died soon thereafter. His son, Amos Bluff, grew up and eventually built a good luck charm factory right over the spot were his daddy had made the trade. The factory blew up, burned down, blew over, and was washed away in a flash flood. Great grandaddy Hy Bluff got out of the good luck charm business and decided to get into something less dangerous. He decided to start the now-famous mail order gourmet specialty food company: Lucky Bluff Foods. He made a fortune shipping back east such items as maple and trout flavored jellies and chocolate-covered moose, elk and chamois. Hy Bluff died in a freak accident involving mushrooms and dynamite. The land was fertile and beautiful and many settlers began to make a home for them- selves in the area. The soil was perfedt for growing beets, so giant beet farms sprouted up all through the hillside country. Grandaddy Rudolph Bluff hated beets and turned to politics. He was elected Mayor of what by now had grown to be a small, bustling town filled with stores, a hotel, the beet packing plant, a school, a petting zoo, and of course, Lucky Bluff Foods. Rudoph conducted a contest to see what the town should be named. As luck would have it, Bluffington became the new name of the small, proud town. Bill Bluff was groomed to take over the family business. Eventually he created Bluffco Industries, which controls most of the commerce in town. Bill considers himself the luckiest man in the world, although he would never admit it (not out of modesty, but rather self-preservation).
one of the covers to the video game gertrude's secrets where there is a goose in a maze lookin at shapes
a screencap of a man with a gun. that man is named "Pod Hamp"
a promotional image for the 2016 video game "young conker". a man in a turquoise shirt is wearing microsoft hololens mixed reality googles in a plain room. his posture is tense like he's ready to pounce into action. he has his intense focus on a hologram of the 2010s redesign of the rare software character conker that makes him look like some shit out of a french cartoon like marsupalami or oggy and the cockroaches or some shit. conker platforms around the room collecting coins and also this one does not cuss like the nintendo 64 one.
a bunch of british youtubers with thumbnails hoping to capitalize on the same kind of american cultural chauvinism that makes those videos with titles like "tribal people eat sour gummy worms for the first time" or"north korean defector eats a doritos locos taco" popular and in the thumbnails the british people are in various forms of shock or distress showing that they were previously ignorant of american non-fizzy lemonade and they are about to try it for the first time also they did this with peanut butter and jelly sandwiches too but you gotta be careful because this kind of youtube rabbit hole eventually leads your algo being filled with "who would win in a war" type garbage so heads up
a dinosaur playing fighting vipers.
a b-roll clip of a woman with long nails playing centipede in an arcade in 1990
a screenshot from paralives of someone playing dwarf fortress on the computer
The M&M Mascots on a laptop looking worried and disgusted.
A Star Trek TNG title card. It Reads: So if I'm understanding this right. Dr. Soong built like 12 Datas that all look like him but only the last couple actually work sort of? And the last thing he did before dying was to perfect androids by making an immortal android body for his wife's brain...memories...something??? And while all this is going on he has a fucking SON who looks like him?
that one tweet about the dark universe you know the one
an apocalyptic scene as dr. eggman's robots set the city of sunset heights ablaze. silhouetted in the center of the frame we see the shape of the default player avatar of sonic forces who is basically shaped like bubsy the bobcat
the scene from the 2008 motion picture speed racer where rex is waiting outside of school in the mach 5 to pick speed up. the scene is a residential neighborhood that seems to have been physically collaged together in adobe after effects with weird futuristic cars, some of which are 2D flat elements driving by and the color saturation is cranked up to one zillion and it's trying to spritually evoke the idea that they live in an anime world but it's way uglier than that no individual element looks like it comes from the same scene and it hurts your eyes goes against every rule of filmmaking and good taste and nothing has ever looked like this before or since it's a statement, a skill check saying this is what this thing is take it or leave it and unfortunately no one saw it in the first place because no one cares about speed racer
a sketchy, dramatic picuture of hamton j. pig in sunglasses next to a ham in sunglasses
a comic strip panel. a grey alien wearing a blazer and a turtle neck is sitting in a private plane. on the table next to him is a smartphone and a glass of champagne. an announcement if being made over the loudspeaker that he's going to guantanamo bay. a cut-in indicates that this is the beginning of a story arc called "the grudge".