Toraka

@toraka.bsky.social

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Hi! I make cute thinky games from a simpler time.

An IKEA Blahaj shark plushie resting on a towel wearing sunglasses. Next to it, a bottle of water and a book whose title reads "Liechtenstein Maritime Law - The world's most useful law book".
A screenshot of Steam metrics reading "Lifetime total units 999", meaning Hit Idol's demo has been downloaded 999 times.
An IKEA Blahaj plushie wearing a bicycle helmet sitting at a desk, just barely reaching up to the keyboard.
A quote image reading "To write clean code is to set a prisoner free and discover that the prisoner was you." with the "Write clean code" part clearly edited in.
A large and a small IKEA Blahaj plushie posed as if working on a computer. The large plushie wears a jacket indoors like a true computer wizard.
An IKEA Blahaj plushie holding a felt pen, seemingly drawing in a notebook.
#macro irandom random // 4.04! show_debug_message(irandom(5));
// These numbers are boring! var _lame_numbers = [1, 2, 3, 5]; // Well, if it works for Yu Gi Oh... var _NUMBERS_ON_MOTORCYCLES = array_map(_lame_numbers, function AWESOMEIFY(_element, _index) { return _element * 1000; }); // Much more awesome! But there's some other lame numbers too. show_debug_message(_NUMBERS_ON_MOTORCYCLES); // I know, I'll reuse the function I declared above! // Yes, this works. I didn't declare it offscreen. show_debug_message(AWESOMEIFY(7, 0));
a = 1; self.b = 2; global.c = 3; show_debug_message(self); // { b : 2, c : 3, Heart : function gml_Script_Heart, a : 1 } show_debug_message(global); // { b : 2, c : 3, Heart : function gml_Script_Heart, a : 1 } show_debug_message(self == global); // true!
Two buttons meme showing a super hero stressed about which button to press between "Make any progress" and "Yap"
enum Curse { First = 1, Second = real("2"), Third = 45.1415926538 } show_debug_message(Curse.First); show_debug_message(Curse.Second); show_debug_message(Curse.Third);
The "Gru's Plan" meme in which Gru from Despicable me presents the following steps: "The code is buggy", "I polish some unrelated stuff", and "The bug is gone", with Gru looking confused at the last unintended step
with (undefined) { show_debug_message("lol"); }
A Blahaj plushie standing on a keyboard in front of a screen with a scarily long to-do list.
// Insert any function without parentheses // to learn its index... show_debug_message(show_debug_message); // In this case it's 1249, so obviously... var _show_debug_message_index = 1249; _show_debug_message_index("<3"); (_show_debug_message_index + 1)("{0}", ["<3"]); // This one's show_debug_message_ext!