Tori Preston

@torionic.bsky.social

658 Followers 365 Following

Managing Editor @Pajiba / co-host Podjiba podcast / still requires more chainsaws

Porcupine in a tree. Treecupine. Porcutree.
Puppy is asleep on the couch, while cat lays loafs smugly near her
Black cat peering around a pickle with Nic Cage’s face
Black cat sniffing patient little dog’s face
1980s house in Vermont with indoor pond in living room
Aidan Turner in Rivals
Toddler holding baby wipes while dressed like American Apparel ad
Robyn performing with David Byrne
Lady Gaga
An ad for a giant turkey-sized ikea meatball. With gravy.
“Do babies” auto fill results from google
Tim Curry holds umbrella and smokes cigarette on the set of IT
Person in Vermont is giving away a broken ventriloquist dummy from 1930s. It has to be haunted.