TorqueSmackey

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Argentina fan in the replies of quoted tweet saying some insane shit
the big bully in Mario 64 lethal lava land with a speech bubble
Savage Hunt of King Stakh
Lionel Hutz imagining a world where this happens
morn
dogbert from Dilbert 2 right before he says something important
geoff rickly while Thursday performs
Two series available on my-drama.com: "Billionaire Disguised as Gigolo" and "My Blind Husband is a Billionaire"
The Zinc PSA from The Simpsons but there's bread where the phone would be. It is a low-effort photo editing job.
Chatterer from Hellraiser
Disco Stu: "if these trends continue.... Aay!"
White breasted nuthatch on tree, blurry.
the movementarians guy in the simpsons doing "nananananananana leo" to the batman theme
richie tenenbaun mid-shave right before he says something
screenshot from the game Esoteric Ebb where I have successfully passed a die roll for "Suddenly understand gender"
car from garth marenghi's darkplace
dogbert in Dilbert 2
some fucking nazi texas leg freak named briscoe cain with a fucked up hairline and looking like that meme of a kid in high school with veins popping in his forehead
Cletus from the Simpsons presenting his children and saying "Come on, Bergundi, Briscoe IV, Walker, Crocket, Maverick, Hockley"
an extremely pathetic kalshi ad featuring lil yachty where they mispell his name 'yachy'
Lil Wayne will be performing at the Clash Royale Halftime Show
sheep pops up into frame unexpectedly
anime girls getting hit by cars smash cut to bald white guy rapping while driving
george hw bush raising a baseball in time with the opening riff of "today" by the smashing pumpkins
Homer Simpson saying "I've been calling her 'Crampell'"
the onion carter/reagan pic where Carter is saying "let's talk better mileage" and reagan is saying "kill the bastards"
Bluesky post that reads: 'So he wants to "consummate a deal",like he consummated deals with children on pedoepstein island. Someone should tell him that he can't "grab Greenland by the p*ssy".'
a very embarrassing post referring to a hypothetical congressperson as a "congresscritter" because some people's brains are mush
homer simpson's "best supporting actor" trophy where he has crossed out don ameche's name and scrawled his own
a venmo push notification about a fuckin taco bell button or some shit. just a whole world full of the lamest goobers imaginable putting stuff in front of my face. earlier venmo did not send me a notification for a friend sending me Actual Money. i will vote for whoever makes marketing illegal.
A push notification from Google Play reading: "Important Update to Play: Now you can buy Gift Cards"
a headline that reads "ariana grande begs nation of brazil to 'not wish danger' upon her"
my phone on november 2 suggesting I say "merry christmas" when i answer this call
stinky. from hey arnold.
godfather ii scene where the old guy is brought to court so his brother won't testify against the family
allegedly a huffington post article but completely 100% covered by some subscription ads
ice dipshits looking goofy as hell climbing a ladder over a tiny fence
Half star rotten tomatoes review of the film by Ricardo D with text "Absolute garbage. Another Hollywood political lecture. So done with this kind of crap. Will just stick with YouTube content and anime and just start ignoring everything Hollywood pushes out."
headline "'charlie represented us' - route 9w rally honors kirk" with just four of the most smacked ass-looking douchebags you've ever seen and one dude in the background, slightly too far away to confirm how smacked of an ass he looks like.
Crop of a specific part of the quoted image where a person's body seems to break several natural laws. Random foot appears behind them, they are sitting between desk rows or something.
a bluesky account w/ name redacted replying "the historical term is #sithtroopers" re: ice agents
top 4 songs on youtube music which are all (i think) from kpop demon hunters
spam text message with the pathetic content "Please reply when available need to confirm something." not even trying to trick me.
Guardian article: "Experience: I am the World Porridge-Making Champion" with a picture of the guy looking very powerful while letting some grain fall out of his hand
News story about Giuliani being injured in a car crash where some guy says Rudy "survived 9/11"
Menu section for "Soups" with subtitle "For all our soup lovers"
kash patel standing super normal-style
screenshot of a "covers and remixes" section in youtube music showing 2 original, non-remixed burial songs
A spam text saying I was chosen for the Rachel Maddow Legacy Survey
the last 4-5 messages from the 2nd screenshot in the linked post
Actor credited as "POTUS" in this movie whose pic is a fucked up cartoon Quasimodo
An ad from that weird "hegetsus.com" Christian group saying "Jesus struggled to meet ends meet, too" over a pic of a guy pushing a broom
Wrestling commentator Tony Schiavone responding to someone suggesting Hogan was a long-time friend with "No. Coworker? Yes."
Two "user lists" one called "girls" by a user named "jackmeeoff-25896" and another called "seventy years of the bikini"
Marge saying "well you can see how anyone can be wrong" while Lisa is unimpressed
My quoted tweet, which has had the "threat" label applied
Mayor Quimby saying "Those wacky Nazis. What are you going to do?"