Torsion Ham

@torsionham.bsky.social

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Envisioner of the Planet Of The Horses. Veteran potato observer. Sample text. Profile pic by @frovo.bsky.social

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YouTube comment: @LouieB615 • 1yr ago This reminds me that when i was a younger dumber lad I had an insane crush on the Adobe Illustrator 10 loading screen girl. 36 likes
BBC news headline: New monkey species with orange lips found 'hiding' in DR Congo forest
Tweet by @david8hughes 8 June 2017. [egg store] Me: what kinda eggs are these? Clerk: chicken eggs Me: u got dog eggs? Clerk [holdin up a sign saying meet me out back in 5]: no
Excerpt from a BBC News article about a Russian shadow fleet vessel: “The vessel was sanctioned in July 2025 and has since changed its name from Myrtos to Smyrtos as well as the flag it sails under twice.”
Dril tweet: i have received in my life 2 Teen Choice Awards for the work i have done with poisons
Article title: Google Pixel watch 5 discovered on ocean floor ahead of official launch
The book “Becoming” by Michelle Obama
Tweet I posted on 18 Jan 2019. You: [Busy working in your 1st floor office] Me: [Taps on window from outside] I've invented a new form of transporta-- [I suddenly disappear from view as my horse falls off its horse]
YouTube thumbnail shows the inside of a bus. Title: “McGills Yutong E12 making Annoying squeaky sounds SG23 O...” Dylan's Bus content • 73 views • 3 days ago
YouTube thumbnail shows a raw steak held above a pan into which a packet of salt is being poured. Title: Steak Boiled in Foot Soaking Salt Ordinary Sausage • 31k views • 4 hours ago
Screenshot of Guardian headline: Harry Potter's Draco Malfoy becomes mascot for year of the horse in China
YouTube thumbnail shows a somewhat fat man with long hair talking into a webcam. Title: stitch-up at work today Aaron Gocs • 582k views • 9 years ago 1:33
Meanwhile, a message from Trump to Norway's PM has emerged - he reportedly says not getting the Nobel Peace Prize means he no longer has "an obligation to think purely of peace".
YouTube thumbnail: picture of a bog standard hand dryer. Title: Hokwang HK-1800P Hand Dryer at Mercure Hotel, Wellington Abel Ta... NZ Hand Dryers • 108 views • 3 days ago
“Zohran for New York” sign except it says “Saddam Hussein for the inside of my head”
An old screenshot of the Wikipedia article for Dominic Monaghan which shows a picture of him wearing fluffy ears
Simpsons intro scene where Bart is writing lines on the blackboard “I will not wait 20 years to make another movie”. This intro aired on the first TV episode to come out after The Simpsons Movie in 2007
That little owl from looney tunes who loves to singa, about the Moon-a and the June-a and the Spring-a
A tweet I posted on 5 January 2019: Me: Stop! Hurricane Humberto: Me: Sir I say sir, please stop Hurricane Humberto:
YouTube thumbnail showing a man in the dark lit up by night vision. The title is "I spent 7 days in darkness, here's what I saw"
BBC News headline: Second MasterChef contestant edited out of scandal-hit series
iPhone 17 Air's battery leaks and it's ridiculously small - GSMArena.com headline
A tweet I posted at exactly 22:22 on 2022-02-22: “Poop Stranding”
@mtank30 • 2 wk ago I had that exact same Spinal Tap T-shirt until last month when I suffered a near fatal heart attack whilst wearing it and the EMTs cut it to shreds in order to administer CPR.
Space news headline: “SpaceX launches human remains...”
Screenshot of a tweet I posted in June 2021: “What I want to know about the next mission impossible film is: does Tom cruise have short hair or long hair in it this time”
Headline: Warner Bros. Discovery is splitting into two companies
Coachella lineup poster. The acts are: FRIDAY APRIL 13 Wilhelm Scream 100 Duck-Sized Horses Hercule Poirot Kony 2012 The Lost World: Jurassic Park BREAKFAST OF CHAMPION'S Mr Cheese 3 Reanimated Wolf Carcasses Alien vs Predator: Requiem 2009 Atlantic Hurricane Season Kepler-452b For Sale: Baby Shoes, Never Worn Torrents Of Horse Piss Grimace Drug-Resistant Tuberculosis Gatwick Airport Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menance International Moustache Syndrome SATURDAY APRIL 14 Im Shiting Bitch Endless Shrimp The Taliban An Abandoned Honda Civic Dog Eggs The Ass Ratings Are In.. 1 Horse-Sized Duck PantsBurnLegWound Johann Sebastian Bach Star Trek III: The Search For Spock Lucknow Academy Of Piss Dog Boeing 777-300ER We Have Updated Our Privacy Policy Godzilla's Dick They Did Surgery On A Grape The University of Glasgow Zeus Fuck You, Gary 2012 (2009) I Have Eaten The Plums That Were In The Icebox SUNDAY APRIL 15 Arby's: The Movie Subprime Mortgage Crisis Harambe Turdghoul Fuckass Cows Are The Silent Jury In The Trial Of Mankind Stupid Sexy Flanders I Shall Kill The Pope! 2013 Nissan Pulsar Reinhard Heydrich 100 Horse-Sized Ducks Speed 2: Cruise Control TEETH, TEETH, TEETH Proliferating Horse Disaster Saddam Hussein My Ass Is Full Of Poop A Raccoon Corpse Dumbledore Cursed Water Scene I Am The Senate! Myers-Briggs Type Indicator Brad
An advert that says "Chat with AI partner. 1000+ characters. Interactive Role Play. 24/7 Anytime, Anywhere. Download." And in the background is two pictures of Lois from Family Guy but slimmer and scantily dressed with prominent boobs