Purplebiker

@torstenknabe.com

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Hmj fan, homosexual, web developer. I actually post on mastodon mainly, this is mostly for hmj

A white man with a beard and glasses and plastic gloves holding a crawfish on top of an empty boil bag and a big pile of crawfish shells
Animorphs book cover of Rachel morphing into a cheetah with the text "I am done with self care. It is time for others harm"
Linkedin post with E = MC² + AI
Fuck marry kill meme template. Fuck: Kristi Noem and Corey Lewandowski hugging and smiling in an official photo. Marry: Bryon Noem (Kristi's husband) with a gigantic breastplate on underneath a shirt and puckering his lips. Kill: A dog. Shared from TikTok @headquarters in the bottom right
Voglesong Model E farebox
Screenshot of hmj discord which only allows for emoji reactions. First poll spelled PLBANID out of emoji, then hmj asked "what is PLBANID." With the emoji spelling 'plan' then "I genuinely can't figure it out!!!!" With the emoji spelling 'Bald'. And then hmj replying "oh were y'all trying to spell both 'plan' and 'bald' at the same time and that's what happened." With the emoji reactions spelling 'hive 🧠'.
Frog from Frog and Toad knocking on the door of a house
Printed page that says "In DC we deserve the right to govern ourselves. Free DC. Prioritize Joy. Take up space. Organize. @FreeDCProject. Join the movement! FreeDCProject org
Wall art at SoFo tap of horny anthropomorphic animals
Picture of a Free DC Orientation Slide titled Types of Action. Non-cooperation: To undermine the authority of an unjust system by disrupting it, refusing to cooperate with it, or otherwise making it harder, or impossible, for the system to keep its unfair policy. Examples: -Worker Strikes - Boycotts - Rent Strikes - Tax Refusal - Refuse to use/keep labels on bathrooms en masse. Alternative Cooperation: To build an alternative institution or policy by acting as though it is already in place to disrupt or directly challenge the current system/policy, and demonstrate alternatives. Examples: - Nonviolent land seizure - Occupation of buildings - Citizens' Arrests - Guerilla gardening - Mississippi Democratic party alternative elections.
A vertical dolphin in a tank half in and half out of the water
White man with a beard sitting on a train wearing a blue shirt with rainbow bicycles on it in the foreground while in the background is his purple bike docked on the train
White man with a beard with sunglasses on his head wearing a pride jersey that says nationals with a rainbow gradient on the shoulders
A white man with a beard wearing a shirt with Frog and Toad riding a recombent bike together with the words "Be gay do crime"
White man in renn faire garb with a green tunic, brown pants, a brown leather belt, and leather boots smiling in front of a butterfly wings display with Scarborough Renaissance Festival 2025 text at the top
Pink pastel tote bag from Trader Joe's
Halfmoonjoe twitch stream on a big TV
Meme from the The Gay and Wondrous Life of Caleb Gallo "Sometimes... things that are expensive... are worse."
A grilled cheese sandwich on a white corelle plate next to tomato soup with a spoon in a white corelle bowl
Shaney memoji with a black censored bar where a beard would be. Text @xyn0n0 at the bottom
A cartoon image of a white person sitting down with a halo, a chat bubble wearing a hoodie and striped socks. The text @xyn0n0 at the bottom
Screenshot of a letter on US DOJ Letterhead with the below text: U.S. Department of Justice Edward R. Martin, Jr. United States Attorney District of Columbia Patrick Henry Building 601 D Street N.W. Washington, D.C. 20530 February 3, 2025 Mr. Elon Musk DOGE United States Government SENT VIA X: @elonmusk Dear Elon, (Elon crossed out and Elon is handwritten over the printed text) It was good to work with the DOGE team this weekend. We must keep all our American government employees safe and we must protect the American people’s property. Anyone imperiling others violating our laws. I recognize that some of the staff at DOGE has been targeted publicly. At this time, I ask that you utilize me and my staff to assist in protecting the DOGE work and the DOGE workers. Any threats, confrontations, or other actions in any way that impact their work may break numerous laws. Let me assure you of this: we will pursue any and all legal action against anyone who impedes your work or threatens your people. We will not act like the previous administration who looked the other way as the Antifa and BLM rioters as well as thugs with guns trashed our capital city. We will protect DOGE and other workers no matter what. One last warning for you: late last week, we indicted an economist who worked at the Fed for economic espionage for the Communist Chinese. Please be very aware that there are those who are acting against our American people in every way. Refer to us any questionable conduct or details that you find or notice. Please keep in touch. All the best, Sincerely, Edward R. Martin, Jr. United States Attorney
Congrats to 🥳🎉 Beyoncé 🐝 for snatching 🪮😻 the Album 💿 of the Year 📆🗓️ Grammy for Cowboy Carter! 🤠🐝 I'm gagged 😭, gooped 😮, and utterly bamboozled🥺🥹! This is a cultural reset, a gay 🏳️‍🌈🌈awakening, a moment in HERstory📖📕! Cowboy Carter 🤠🪩 is a country album 💿, a Black liberation anthem⬛🟥🟩, and a fuck you to the industry👨 all rolled into one. Beyoncé 🐝 is a visionary👁️, a genius🧠, a legend🤯. This Grammy win🎖️🏆 is a victory for all the black cowboys and cowgirls🤠, the steers🐂 and the queers🌈🏳️‍🌈 and the rodeo queens 👑, the Beyhive 🐝, and the world 🌎. Let's celebrate this iconic moment and stream Cowboy Carter🤠🐝 all night 🕥long🍆! Yeehaw, bitches! 💅🏾
YouTube music recap slide infographic. My top artist Beyoncé 65 hours, 54 songs
Drowning man meme that says "The courts will save me"
Screenshot of a tweet from @ADL with the text "This is a delicate moment. It’s a new day and yet so many are on edge. Our politics are inflamed, and social media only adds to the anxiety. It seems that @elonmusk made an awkward gesture in a moment of enthusiasm, not a Nazi salute, but again, we appreciate that people are on edge. In this moment, all sides should give one another a bit of grace, perhaps even the benefit of the doubt, and take a breath. This is a new beginning. Let’s hope for healing and work toward unity in the months and years ahead."
Costco receipt for a hot dog/soda for $1.50 with Order Number 323
Non dairy lasagna
In process lasagna, meat layer
Twitch 2024 recap infographic. Purplebiker5 Chatty Just Chatting Champion of the year. 822 hours watched. 219 distinct days visited. 5.34k chats sent. Top streamers: 1. Halfmoonjoe 2. RaesBeans 3. DudePowers 4. WattsTheSafeWord 5. AznAndy. Top categories: 1. Just Chatting 2. Silent Hill 2 3. HITMAN World of Assassination 4. Stardew Valley 5. Nancy Drew: Alibi in Ashes Most liked emote: sksk
Screenshot of a Deadline article that says "“Hey bastards!” she exclaims. “What do we always say, Trisha?” Gutman asks. Together, they say, “the best bucy is celibacy.” Sherman exclaims “this is so insane” but Mescal insists that Spotify Wrapped “Is not about judging people. It’s about sharing the soundtrack of your life. Call me crazy, but I think that’s something to celebrate.” Gutman and Paytas then appear for an in-person visit."
Duolingo 2024 year in review infographic. I'm a top 8% learner on Duolingo! 1159 day longest streak, 8572 total XP, and 910 minutes spent.
Blue square with the text in a rainbow gradient "People pleasing is lying!!!!" from hmj merch
Two pickle slices in aluminium foil
Purple taro boba
White man in a blue hoodie that says "People Pleasing is Lying!!!" In a rainbow gradient
**FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE** **Joseph Birdsong, AKA Halfmoonjoe, Unveils Media Kit** **Washington, DC – 11/24/23** – Joseph Birdsong, a renowned Twitch partner, YouTube uploader, podcaster, Tamagotchi collector, and dog dad, has unveiled his comprehensive media kit. The media kit provides a comprehensive overview of Birdsong's extensive online presence and his expertise in a variety of fields. Birdsong, known by his social media handle @halfmoonjoe, is a prominent figure in the gaming and entertainment industry. He boasts a dedicated following across various platforms, including Twitch with over 18,500 followers, YouTube with over 15,000 subscribers, and TikTok with over 10,000 followers. "I'm excited to share my media kit with the world," said Birdsong. "It's a reflection of my passion for gaming, entertainment, and connecting with people from all walks of life." Birdsong's media kit highlights his diverse skillset and experience. He is an engaging and informative live streamer