Cranky Professional Organizer Bitch

@totallydonna.kitrocha.com

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The Donna half of Kit Rocha. Repped by @seyitsme of NYLA. PRINCE OF STORMS, now available from Montlake! PROTECT TRANS KIDS!! She/her.

Fifteen chickens clustered on and around two parallel seven-foot roosts over a platform. There is a ramp up to the roosts, and the coop walls are white. A small automatic pop door is located under the roosting platform.
Eight chickens of various colors clustered around a pink waterer with blue cups
A bunch of young pullets in a coop with straw bedding, toys, and many treats to find
An 8x12 shed, painted light purple with white trim on the door, windows, and edges
This screenshot from my weather app tells the grave tale of ONE HUNDRED PERCENT HUMIDITY, accompanied by the cursed words "similar to yesterday."
An 8'x12' garden shed with a wide door and two windows. It has brown siding and a white metal roof. It's sitting in front of what looks like a national forest, but is just my backyard.
That same red bucket, filled with broken down compost. There are tiny bits of eggshells in the compost, but that's okay.
A red five-gallon bucket with a sift screen sitting on the top. The screen is black hardware cloth in a simple, kinda slapdash wooden frame. A red feed scoop is also sitting on the ground next to it.
This is my face rn. Pink hair, green sweatshirt, and a "bitch, please" expression
An ignorant person saying "understandably, in this case, please leave the baby chicks private parts alone..."
Nine baby chicks (black, black and smoke gray, and yellow) clustered around a gravity feeder in a cardboard brooder. The other seven are warming themselves under the brooder plate.
A circular plastic chick feeder. The bottle is clear pink plastic, and the base is white with colorful fruits and veggie illustrations on it.
A Warhammer 40k character named Magnus the Red who has big titty horns for some reason
"In future films, Fennell would do better to stray from class politics and focus on what she knows best: revenge, debasement, and transgression, if substantiated by more than just glittering, empty provocation."
This is a three year old AFAB kid in a flowered dress with the absolute longest brown pigtails you have ever seen. They are sitting on a park bench and looking up at the sky.
A tiny one-month-old baby with pudgy cheeks and awesome hair pulled up in a little pink ribbon. This baby is cranky and ready to throw hands.
A 50 year old white lady in a purple shirt with pink hair, taking a selfie in a bathroom mirror
A small green created gecko, hanging from a vine, cloaca ALL KINDS OF OUT
Steam screencap showing the Long Dark header, plus my play time of 2083.8 hours
50 year old woman with black framed glasses and bright pink hair, lying on a massage bed in a white muscle tank. She is regretting some of her life choices.
A mottled green crested gecko peeking out of a fake log. He is the cutest thing ever.
The inside of my fridge, with a frozen turkey the size of a toddler wedged in among the leftovers and guacamole
THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE georgiamushroom.bsky.social ‪@georgiamushroom.bsky.social‬ No he has the right idea. These single issue advocacy groups lost us a win. Trans rights and LGBTQ issues are important but not important enough to the voters. Dems have to get the message back towards center to win and thats what newsom is doing. Change can be effective after we control government. October 8, 2025 at 7:44 AM
A protest sign that says NO FELONS NO IMMUNITY NO KINGS
A cap of my ATLAS page from my Steam library indicating that I have played for 1756.4 hours
A cap of The Long Dark's page in my Steam library, showing...2101.4 hours played.
A white hand holding a faintly positive COVID test above a royal blue velour blanket
A white hand holding two EXTREMELY POSITIVE COVID tests above a deep blue velour blanket
This person's Bluesky display name is "Dick Hallorann's tasteful black velvet nudes." SAY LESS, INSTANT FOLLOW
An open Mylar bag containing freeze dried chunks of pasta and meat sauce
Shirley McLaine as Ousier Boudreaux from Steel Magnolias. A cranky white-haired older lady in pearls, a fancy brooch, and what is definitely not a fake fur coat. Don't worry, mine will be totally fake.
Pink and purple abstract design halter longline bikini top
$14,535 per month at Walgreens with a GoodRX coupon. Yay?
A painting of the Golden Girls bathed in a rainbow spilling from a disco ball.
Tired old lady with short gray hair in a blue shirt, sitting in a car, but damn if she isn't excited about this
Cap of an email the power company sent to me, insisting that the cause of my outage was a WEATHER RELATED TREE INCIDENT. Not, uhm, the line being on fire.
A large desk and small side table. Both have been painted bright coral. The small table has spring green legs.
A tree wrapped in blooming honeysuckle vines, with yellow and white blossoms, surrounded by wild grass and brush growth.
This is a screenshot of our ms, with a line that says, HE WILL CRADLE HER HEAD AND MAKE SIGNIFICANT EYE CONTACT WITH ALEKSI, LIKE "WELL WHAT DO WE DO NOW, DIPLOMAT MAN???"
Screencap of two texts that say, "I'm gonna try to not be a dickhead WISH ME LUCK"
Black, silver, and orange tabby who is a vogueing like no one's business, she is a STAR okay, she IS one of those French girls
A silicone pint glass in shades of blue from deep to pale. There's a line art. woodland scene with a big, honking Sasquatch strolling through it.
Silver, black, and orange tabby with yellow eyes lounging in a bathtub, staring at the camera. This looks like a glamour shot. She is gorgeous, and SHE KNOWS IT.
The covers for Consort of Fire and Queen of Dreams (by Kit Rocha!) featuring an ominous hourglass on dragon scale, and an ominous glowing orb on a webbed background. Text: A princess and her assassin girlfriend are sent to slay a dragon god... He thinks that's hot. Bound to Fire & Steel. Available now.
A white, two story 1905 Neoclassical home with pillars and porches right out of a Tennessee Williams play
A little black, brown, and white Chihuahua with Attitudey-Judy sideye. He has stolen my side of the bed. Just slipped right under the covers like he belongs there.
Screencap of a text message that says, Don't forget to pack your toothbrushes and your jammies for tomorrow! I will provide meals, mud masks, games, and enough junk food to murder an entire herd of elephants"
Napkin dispenser that says "Welcome to Chef T's". It features a cartoon chef who knows what's what.
Sleeping tabby kitten
A white guy with wild red hair and a beard, wearing a blue tee shirt, holding a large gray and orange tabby in front of a rose bush
Little black, white, and orange tabby baby taking a snooze on a brown plaid blanket
Dramatic green brindled gecko loves his two tone blue chaise longue
I am a tiny baby in a pink dress with lots of hair and I'm totally glaring like I'm going to cut someone even though I'm like three months old
A red and orange maaaaybe harlequin crested gecko with a black and cream tail. And an attitude.
Little green brindle crested gecko on a two toned blue 3D printed chaise longue
My three location cities are Birmingham, Jackson, and Baton Rouge. And yep, I kinda live right in the middle of that
A red and white crested gecko on a piece of cork bark
More pink sky, but with lighter blues and greens visible down near the horizon
A dark country sky stained a bright streaky pink, framed by trees.
A tired black cat in a box with eight black/gray kittens and one white one. SO MANY KITTENS!